What kind of a bullshit Taco Bell is closed at 12:30 on a Friday night? In the city? The fuck
Saturday, July 03, 2021 12:36:46 AM from Twitter for Android
Confession: I my or may not miss despacito
I found a bunch of NFC tags from like 8 years ago and when I scanned, them, they all contained text telling me to eat a dick
So you think you're being healthy with all this BPA free plastic? Nope! Did they use BPS instead? Maybe. Plastic is fucking killing us all, damaging our brains, disrupting our endocrine system and slowly and ruining the earth. Fuck plastic
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A. blatica, a parasitic fungus, literally eats ass https://t.co/rVa25Ftzny
My dog is farting so much, I'm gassed out in here... Literally the whole upstairs smells like farts.
Just because John McAffee said that if he ended up dead it wasn't suicide, how do you prove that? It's the most genius way to die. Just straight out say you'll never kill yourself and plant a conspiracy theory, then do it and how can it ever be proven?
Saturday, June 26, 2021 02:25:17 PM from Twitter for Android
Lmfao. Trump supporters can't even do voter fraud right. Who gets caught and fined $500 + three days on jail voting for Trump twice, when millions voted illegally for Biden. You have to be an absolute SUCKER to get caught
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Thursday, June 24, 2021 09:16:16 PM from Twitter for Android
BAHAHAH RUDY G disbarred in NYS for being a dumb asshole! I want a full press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping!
I was today years old when I learned there was a Yolo county in California from a Covid-19 infographic
Separate Church and state! It's fine if Big Dick Biden is a holy Catholic. It's also fine if he supports pro choice policies. Let the man have his Jesus cracker if he wants it.
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God allegedly gives people free will. Big Dick Biden is giving people free will. It's called pro choice. He's not the one making decisions for people - let them make it. How is that a sin on his part. Leave him alone with this made up BS
What a turtle-necked dumb bag of dicks https://t.co/Ue9Xd0yq3h