We're in the middle of a mass extinction and society as we know it will collapse in the 2040s: https://t.co/A0JEzdbHSh
WELP, this is depressing... Thanks for the cheery article, Google https://t.co/GsJpKA6FBq
Dude, heath insurance companies are such a crock of shit. I just had a claim denied because out of the blue, they decided I could possibly have other coverage and the fuckers wanted the other company to pay. No, I don't have other coverage. Approve my shit
Literally wiped the bar off and lost my mind because no one paid attention to me for 15 minutes when I was trying to close out my tab. Literally brought back shit memories from college
Saturday, July 17, 2021 09:06:35 AM from Twitter for Android
This is why I'm never allowed to drink anymore
Saturday, July 17, 2021 09:05:29 AM from Twitter for Android
It's 8:30 am and I'm still hammered drunk
Saturday, July 17, 2021 08:36:22 AM from Twitter for Android
I fuckin hate the bars
"I'm throwing mental grenades" I need to hang out with the youngs more to learn their ways
"We smacked lips, we were making out...." are these the terms the kids these days are using? I'm too old for this shit
I sent a poop emoji to New Relic's deployments API and their portal cannot display the record, but their graphs do, and now this is going to be a very awkward support request to get them deleted
Fucking Ubuntu 20 LTS ships with an antique version of node, and when I upgraded it, everything fucked up
I fucking HATE typescript, nodejs and any of these javascript languages with the fire of a thousand suns
I'm sorry, but the engineer who did this is a gd asshole...
1) Pushing as "Administrator" directly from our build agent. I know who you are.
2) Stop polluting my repo with test commits https://t.co/bjX8UwUuy5
This guy pitches like a piece of shit asshole without his spider tack. Can we get out money back.
https://t.co/GhIHOMgfkv
There's actually nothing open. What is this apocalypse?
Saturday, July 03, 2021 12:46:05 AM from Twitter for Android