Anyone upset they're not married yet. Don't fuckin do it
@hbomax hahaha, whoops https://t.co/dmHcy9LvFO
Thursday, June 17, 2021 09:28:55 PM from Twitter for Android
WFH all alone, windows wide open, and I just got caught by someone walking by screaming Michelle Branch songs at the top of my lungs
Hey @GooglePlay: You ruined the Play Store. Too many taps to get my apps updated. See this Reddit for more details https://t.co/PJAuA5v4pg
Wednesday, June 16, 2021 01:28:21 AM from Twitter for Android
Cause I'm knee deep in the beats.
In the Land Cruiser Jeep with the MAC-10 by the seats https://t.co/p9G3FaeNce
Wednesday, June 16, 2021 12:31:27 AM from Twitter for Android
No one wants to see this shitty assed, .500, AA team in person. Now that Cole can't use spider tack, you watch - it's gonna be a slugfest throughout MLB. Baseball has been ruined. We should just go back to the 80s when everyone was ripping amphetamines. Was fun; now is lame. https://t.co/ZkfYGKlgO6
@Sense you guys having a partial outage? Real time usage is the only thing in the app working https://t.co/eSLcz3vpT9
These fuckers are going to cause the next mass extinction. First they leak Covid from a lab, now they're pulling Soviet-era nuclear meltdown denials.
https://t.co/2cExxlMCqR
I'm a dog guy, but how in the actual hell does this little rat dustball win best in show? This this is more catlike than a dog. Absurd! The hell are they thinking at the Westminster show? A mutt would be better off winning https://t.co/a881lO4ZK0
The Yankees STINK. Get Boone the fuck out. He stinks. Baserunning stinks. Pitching stinks. Hitting stinks. Cashman stinks. Steinbrenner rolling in grave rn
I can't root for this horse shit team. It's no fun to even watch these little league assholes
Was there a fight or something tonight
Utter bullshit that on Amazon Linux 2, if you `yum install php`, it installs a version of php from 2012. THE FUCK
Oh wait, you actually can. Need to set the version with amazon-linux-extras
This is documented nowhere except the 15th google search entry on Joe Schmo's blog. Again, WTF
Deep thoughts: anyone else ever notice and wonder why you need to push the buttons on an IR remote control harder when the batteries are weak?
Or is it just me?
Saturday, June 12, 2021 02:39:15 PM from Twitter for Android
This is fear mongering BS. Misleading clickbait. Makes it seem like it just happened now, but in reality it was over two years. https://t.co/iJntx2ivzk
Saturday, June 12, 2021 02:25:40 AM from Twitter for Android