Can @sundarpichai @rosterloh @madebygoogle assure me that the Pixel 6 will not have a piece of shit battery like the Pixel 4 does? Thx.

Look at this horse shit. Fucking thing hardly lasts a half day with four hours of screen usage and it was replaced a year ago https://t.co/beU6if6moe

Tuesday, August 03, 2021 08:51:42 PM from Twitter for Android

Time is just a wild thing, my dudes. https://t.co/qHIcDwsVmt

Monday, August 02, 2021 11:51:32 PM from Twitter Web App

I mean, if you're running Android 2.x in the year of our lord 2021, you're an asshole.

https://t.co/tw6WaG1tqi

Monday, August 02, 2021 11:30:22 PM from Twitter for Android

@madebygoogle Useless unless you bring back unlimited Google Photos storage

In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet

Monday, August 02, 2021 11:04:46 PM from Twitter for Android

@LindseyGrahamSC You buffoon. Tell your ignorant Trump supporting base to get vaccinated and wear masks you dumb inbred bastards

In reply to @LindseyGrahamSC's tweet

Monday, August 02, 2021 09:46:44 PM from Twitter for Android

I want more data on those 6600 severe breakthrough cases. What percentage of those received the inferior J&J vaccine? https://t.co/BxkkqROvlk

Monday, August 02, 2021 01:24:58 PM from Twitter Web App

Big expectations for @sundarpichai and @rosterloh's 'deep technology investments' on the Pixel 6.

DON'T RELEASE A PIECE OF SHIT THIS TIME AROUND AND GIVE US FREE @googlephotos storage

My Pixel 4 is due for an upgrade and it's 100% dependent on free pic storage

Thursday, July 29, 2021 05:33:36 PM from Twitter Web App

By no means should we let China study these ancient viruses. Look what happened the last time they created a lab to study coronaviruses in Wuhan... https://t.co/dMsfy1sga6

Thursday, July 29, 2021 03:21:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ almighty. My piece of shit work laptop dropped wifi in the middle of an apt-get upgrade and fucked up my gitlab instnace

Monday, July 26, 2021 05:23:43 PM from Twitter Web App

No you moron. 35k is peanut salary. 20k in credit card debt at 20-30% interest is a killer. Pools are money sinks. Go join a pool instead. https://t.co/ymw4EAVxYg

Monday, July 26, 2021 04:33:21 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm literally sleeping in the bed I got when I was 4 right now and you can't even bat an eyelash without the fuckin thing creaking and 2) why the fuck do my parents still have this piece of shit in their house

Monday, July 26, 2021 01:32:38 AM from Twitter for Android

The Yankees had a no hitter going into the 8th and lost 5-4? Jesus Christ the teams a dumpster fire. Fuck em.

Sunday, July 25, 2021 07:14:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Dude when your company starts outsourcing dev work, no one gives a fuck. It's like the Hessians in the Revolutionary war. You can't win. Bunch of fuckin morons

Thursday, July 22, 2021 09:46:10 AM from Twitter Web App

We literally had a guy paste a read-write connection string for three of our apps' configuration management services in plaintext in a wiki. Literally anyone with that can read all of our secret configs You IMBECILE

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, July 22, 2021 09:47:46 AM from Twitter Web App

Now I have to scheduled a maintenance window and rotate them. Literally having these outsourced devs gives me more work than if they just didn't work for us

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, July 22, 2021 09:48:41 AM from Twitter Web App