This is enraging

https://t.co/XjwVKzRNvQ

Monday, March 01, 2021 11:08:21 PM from Twitter for Android

@nyJULZmd @McDonalds Wait really? They don't have the full breakfast menu all day, but they should at least have egg McMuffins and hash browns

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Sunday, February 28, 2021 10:46:02 AM from Twitter for Android

My daughter is not even two and she is already saying "hey google, play baby shark on YouTube" and going to the zoo with older boys. I am in big trouble here

Sunday, February 28, 2021 10:12:24 AM from Twitter for Android

Our director of QA is literally dumb as a pile of rocks and doesn't understand modern DevOps and is proposing the most absurd shit. Every engineer is disagreeing with this fuckin guy, but no one can get him to change his mind or shit process. Guy's gotta go https://t.co/lQy38Tnla5

Friday, February 26, 2021 11:17:58 AM from Twitter Web App

@mtgreenee What ever happened to "don't tread on me," motherfucker. Who gives a shit what gender people identify as. Why are you wasting your time on this shit. Do something else. Christ almighty

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Thursday, February 25, 2021 08:19:39 PM from Twitter Web App

@LarryInMissouri Why do you think he should he be fired?

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Tuesday, February 23, 2021 01:05:21 PM from Twitter Web App

I also searched slack for "piece of shit" company-wide and the only result was me saying it 67 times since 2017

Sunday, February 21, 2021 10:29:41 AM from Twitter Web App

been up since midnight on a work maintenance that went fairly well, except for one minor thing and then we broke the fuck out of everything trying to fix the one minor thing

Sunday, February 21, 2021 10:29:15 AM from Twitter Web App

@Microsoft whoever was historically responsible for MSMQ is a fuckin asshole

Sunday, February 21, 2021 09:50:53 AM from Twitter for Android

Google is so full of shit. They fired a second AI researcher who ran a script against her email to look for discrimination? What are you afraid of Google? It's so obvious that they're threatened so much by what AI will uncover, that they're just firing people left and right https://t.co/O7ckJsJKjM

Saturday, February 20, 2021 09:01:08 AM from Twitter for Android

@SenTedCruz @connectforlife Can't give blood from Cancun you shithead

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Thursday, February 18, 2021 12:38:58 PM from Twitter Web App

Hey @SenTedCruz, how's Cancun you fuckin piece of shit? Millions in your state without power and water and you're in fuckin Cancun. Go eat yourself

Thursday, February 18, 2021 12:08:41 PM from Twitter Web App

I had a mini panic attack because I thought I missed the Mars rover landing, but that's tomorrow!

Wednesday, February 17, 2021 11:25:08 PM from Twitter Web App

@mtgreenee You insurrectionist dummy https://t.co/tjbYwPnnyL

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Tuesday, February 16, 2021 10:51:32 AM from Twitter for Android

Dude who gives an actual fuck about what emojis are cool or not. Christ. Do something useful with your extra time

😂😂

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Monday, February 15, 2021 11:55:08 AM from Twitter Web App