Hey @madebygoogle: I used to be / am trying to be a Pixel fan, but the Pixel 4 is a piece of shit. Explain how it shuts down and overheats casting video on @googlephotos. Work iPhone 8 did this flawlessly. Fucking Apple shit works better doing google apps than your hardware https://t.co/oPpWKQbVQD

Sunday, March 28, 2021 03:21:46 PM from Twitter for Android

What a kooky bastard. Crazy AF, but I got a chuckle out of this https://t.co/dK4Ey8vAlr

Friday, March 26, 2021 12:13:18 AM from Twitter Web App

How many times do I have to tell Product/UX motherfuckers that you're goddamn assholes if you prevent pasting into password fields. Because I randomly generate insane passwords. Now you're making me create them insecurely because I have to type it manually and it's not as complex

Friday, March 26, 2021 12:12:21 AM from Twitter Web App

@PassAndSeymour how are you guys selling a three switch plate with only 5 screws for 6 holes? I got two like that https://t.co/FLbkKGgGsL

Tuesday, March 23, 2021 12:51:16 AM from Twitter for Android

Brand loyalty falling on the Pixel? How about @madebygoogle
@rosterloh bring back unlimited @googlephotos storage after June?

What is the incentive for people to stay with Pixel when they're mid-range phones and other brands' cameras caught up?

https://t.co/CRXEbUGWXb

Friday, March 19, 2021 07:46:19 AM from Twitter for Android

@JoshMandelOhio Hi. I saw your poll today. You hateful prick. I will be heckling you from this point forward because you're a piece of shit human who should NEVER represent Ohio.

In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet

Friday, March 19, 2021 02:06:32 AM from Twitter for Android

The reason people get a Pixel and then switch is that they're not 100% polished. The only perk of the Pixel 1/2 was an amazing camera, and iPhones caught up. Now they're taking away unlimited @googlephotos storage.

@madebygoogle what do you expect?

https://t.co/PHObJxAB4x

Thursday, March 18, 2021 09:15:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Whoever decided that my house needed to have two tanks was a fuckin asshole. Yeah, there's a whirlpool tub, but the fuck do you need a gas and an electric tank for. What a waste of energy. We're three people!

Wednesday, March 17, 2021 03:49:04 PM from Twitter Web App

Just wanted everyone on Twitter to know that my hot water heater is a fucking piece of shit. The power vent motor's bearings are shot and the thing is so fucking loud, I'm going to take a sledgehammer to it.

Wednesday, March 17, 2021 03:48:17 PM from Twitter Web App

@mijo_77901 @MARYHam77598720 @AP When did you choose to be straight, asshole?

In reply to @mijo_77901's tweet

Monday, March 15, 2021 06:53:36 PM from Twitter Web App

I have painters here doing a one week job. They showed up at 8AM. It's now 6:30 and they're still here. Don't contractors usually bounce at like 3/4?

Top notch work ethic, but I have shit to do and other rooms to prep. Go home! Cya tomorrow!

Monday, March 15, 2021 06:26:22 PM from Twitter Web App

This is the stupidest f'in @MicrosoftEdge feature. Love the browser, but who thought it was a good idea to copy rich text to the clipboard from the URL bar. Glad you can shut it off

https://t.co/xArzHuvfCe

Monday, March 15, 2021 05:56:25 PM from Twitter Web App

@mihomes You guys still use metal corner beads when you hang drywall? Because you did in the mid 2000s and it doesn't hold up in time without cracking and getting loose. Everyone says paper is better. Hopefully today you use paper

Sunday, March 14, 2021 09:36:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Someone actually banged this piece of shit? I hope she gives birth to an alien that eats her

https://t.co/PFDjhqAl1I

Friday, March 12, 2021 09:45:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Big Dick Biden coming in hot again 🔥🔥

Flat out refusing to sign his name on the stimulus checks or send letters so he can get them out quicker and cut wastefulness (unlike that other dumb cocky prick who had to let us know his actions were huge - the best actions).

Tuesday, March 09, 2021 10:45:12 PM from Twitter for Android