@notshenetworks The best advice for cops, summed up in this Instagram video: https://t.co/BScdqru7hC

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Thursday, September 08, 2022 01:03:23 PM from Twitter for Android

@ZobrosZ Bruh

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Saturday, September 03, 2022 01:45:53 AM from Twitter for Android

@lockheimer Before working on satellite phones, actually build a phone that doesn't overheat like mad first, and don't use a 1 year old crappy radio in a flagship *cough*Pixel6*Cough*

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Thursday, September 01, 2022 05:14:13 PM from Twitter Web App

@crisisofconsc @_sysengineer Yall must be trying to do a man in the middle against it or DPI inspect/decrypt TLS traffic, because it gets an A on a Qualys scan (not an A+ though)

https://t.co/sShbAgeCfl

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Wednesday, August 31, 2022 02:08:10 PM from Twitter Web App

@notshenetworks I'm waiting for an updated booster. Makes more sense to get vaxxed against the strain circulating than a strain that doesn't exist anymore. Plus, if you just got over covid, you'll have a certain level of immunity for now.

My kid just got over it, and somehow I didn't get it

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Wednesday, August 31, 2022 01:29:12 PM from Twitter Web App

Hey @wbd - you guys are greedy jackasses for fucking up @hbomax and cutting content left and right. The consumer loses. What a shame to gut quality content because of some merger and cutting costs.

Sunday, August 28, 2022 03:52:08 PM from Twitter for Android

@notshenetworks This video makes me sad because my office looks like a tornado went through it. I want to clean it and the mess makes me anxuous, but have no motivation to.

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Sunday, August 28, 2022 08:36:18 AM from Twitter for Android

$85/month for Spectrum 500 MBPS internet and they can eat a bag of dicks.

I should pay them half my bill for half the speed.

And don't say it's my wifi setup because at one point I was clocking 550mbps, so they have this shit throttled. Assholes https://t.co/eyB9lC8BCO

Sunday, August 28, 2022 12:48:10 AM from Twitter for Android

Get this mfer off my team. Tats are fine. Get them in the off-season you wife beating idiot.

https://t.co/X4QvVWQ4DL

Saturday, August 27, 2022 11:45:21 PM from Twitter for Android

@_sysengineer Gn Jef. Go to bed. It's past your bedtime

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Saturday, August 27, 2022 11:19:14 PM from Twitter for Android

These dumb Russian motherfuckers are burning $10 million in natural gas per day just so they don't have to send it to Europe.

1) Which is ruining the economy and people's lives and
2) is ruining the environment.

Putin is a gd fool.

https://t.co/B8RigAmVQ3

Saturday, August 27, 2022 11:17:59 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @M1SSTHIS: OLIVIA RODRIGO AND BILLY JOEL SINGING UPTOWN GIRL TOGETHER THE WORLD IS HEALING https://t.co/Dzn1NEq8HG


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Saturday, August 27, 2022 12:46:24 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm getting TikTok vids of people telling stories about shitting their pants. So idk wtf their algorithm is insinuating over here...

Friday, August 26, 2022 12:48:19 AM from Twitter for Android

Slash the gd exports. I don't want to pay a million dollars to heat my home this winter when we could just keep the supply here instead and help out Americans, ya know? https://t.co/bTkvTd1gEA

Thursday, August 25, 2022 08:45:56 PM from Twitter for Android

My fucking central air condenser just broke

Wednesday, August 24, 2022 09:41:34 PM from Twitter for Android