Fuck out of here with a carbon dioxide shortage. Just pull it out of the atmosphere ffs. They've created an artificial shortage to charge more money, meanwhile the Earth's getting destroyed by global warming

https://t.co/BUwPhugrLO

Thursday, September 22, 2022 05:50:34 PM from Twitter Web App

@ohiolife LOL. We treat our pets with more dignity than humans. Eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/Cy9sY9M5e0

Thursday, September 22, 2022 04:23:06 PM from Twitter Web App

The majority of product owners are morons and most software is shit. I had a fingerprint requirement in my myq garage door app to open it. When I logged out and in, it didn't require a fingerprint anymore.

Remember my settings, assholes

Monday, September 19, 2022 09:27:03 PM from Twitter for Android

. @WarnerMedia is a SHIT company. Gutting content just to reduce debt and increase valuation with no regard for the consumer.

https://t.co/jsKrA9hXK4

https://t.co/t9VchW69AA

Monday, September 19, 2022 09:48:34 AM from Twitter for Android

@crisisofconsc Who's the dick. I'ma get them. Do NOT mess.with doggies.

In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet

Saturday, September 17, 2022 06:08:49 PM from Twitter for Android

If you're waiting in a 5 mile line to see the dead ass queen, you're an asshole. Do something better with your life: https://t.co/zF9UM396wx

Friday, September 16, 2022 09:26:23 AM from Twitter Web App

Everyone relax about how Desantis and Abbott are sending non-citizen migrants north to fancy places... Giuliani used to have them killed. Family Guy said so, so it's probably not wrong.

Thursday, September 15, 2022 02:20:59 PM from Twitter Web App

Valid article. The Pixel 6 case is an utter piece of shit. Literally started peeling, cracking just like in the article, yellowing, and separating after just 9 months.

https://t.co/zuX7GLXqa4

Thursday, September 15, 2022 12:16:31 AM from Twitter for Android

I was wondering why my Pixel kept activating in my pocket and it was this awful feature. I was sprocket dialing, turning the flashlight on...

Maybe it should use the proximity sensors to see if it's in your pocket? I feel like that broke about 6 months ago.

@madebygoogle

Wednesday, September 14, 2022 12:50:56 PM from Twitter for Android

If money were no object, I'd 100% to rage quit right

Tuesday, September 13, 2022 12:31:26 PM from Twitter Web App

JFC everyone's a fucking MORON today at work. I don't have any patience for this bullshit

Tuesday, September 13, 2022 11:35:01 AM from Twitter Web App

OMG my infra code actually worked with convoluted IAM permissions. I haven't felt this good about myself since the last time I did mushrooms

Friday, September 09, 2022 05:56:10 PM from Twitter for Android

My company was bought out a couple years ago and I went from being a baller that knew my shit inside out to not being able to do fuckin anything right and they can eat a dick right now because it's the weekend

Friday, September 09, 2022 04:43:50 PM from Twitter Web App

Imagine arranging your wife's death and then becoming the King of England

Thursday, September 08, 2022 08:38:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Queen kicked the bucket, so that's all we're going to hear about for the next 2 months.

Thursday, September 08, 2022 02:19:27 PM from Twitter Web App