Can someone tell Biden not to rerun in 2024? Literally no one likes him. Like Bro. You're almost 80. You want to deal with all this bullshit for the next 6 years?

Thursday, October 20, 2022 01:36:31 PM from Twitter Web App

Ungrateful prick. I go out of my way to do something nice I usually don't do and there's zero appreciation. Only complaints and bitching. Eat a dick

Wednesday, October 19, 2022 11:50:17 PM from Twitter for Android

I just got invited to a 9am tomorrow to help band-aid some infrastructure that I said back in 2015 was a complete pile of shit that should be immediately thrown out and rewritten from the ground up.

Yet In the year of our Lord 2022, I'm still dealing with this. I chose wrong.

Wednesday, October 19, 2022 01:03:25 AM from Twitter Web App

LMFAO the Cleveland Guardians spent the night in a hotel in Yonkers because they checked out of their hotel due to a rain delay

Tuesday, October 18, 2022 06:28:04 PM from Twitter Web App

Poor Tito is gonna get so much shit for not challenging that, but it's good for me so whatevs

Tuesday, October 18, 2022 05:29:47 PM from Twitter Web App

Cancel the season.

1) You can't only win on home runs
2) Fuck Chapman for being a bum. Should've gotten rid of him
3) If the Yankees happen to win this, it'll be in 5 all while Houston is well rested

Saturday, October 15, 2022 11:11:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ Wandy

Saturday, October 15, 2022 11:04:09 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean... The climate is pretty fucked. They're not wrong, but stop inconveniencing people, dickheads

https://t.co/NhgMulyjVb

Monday, October 10, 2022 12:43:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Got paged for work on a day where I'm the only parent home and it's breaking my 3 year old's heart and I want to punch every suit in the gd face for this

Saturday, October 08, 2022 02:52:27 PM from Twitter Web App

@notshenetworks I always take a screenshot of the QR code (private keys) for any TOTP based auth and store it in KeePass. This way, if I need to move my auth apps, I just rescan the key on a new device.

This doesn't work for things that send pushes though

In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet

Tuesday, October 04, 2022 07:00:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus fucking Christ

https://t.co/UR6DA8FyxF

Thursday, September 29, 2022 05:04:06 PM from Twitter for Android

@RMerlinDev Sorry to hear about the hardware failure and glad you're back on track. What's new in 388 vs 386?

In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet

Wednesday, September 28, 2022 02:06:59 PM from Twitter Web App

Unpopular opinion: This was a stupid fuckin idea that is going to damage the economy for a long time: https://t.co/TPQdjqm6cm

The actual issue is why the fuck college is so expensive to begin with.

Monday, September 26, 2022 05:01:44 PM from Twitter Web App

Hang Putin for war crimes

Sunday, September 25, 2022 03:54:46 PM from Twitter for Android

This is fucking appalling https://t.co/gef3KteBmX

Instructions on how to bypass security and install an untrustworthy apk on Android that probably collects data. App is a complete joke. It only loads a webview of the mobile site. They don't even hide the URL bar.

Friday, September 23, 2022 03:15:53 AM from Twitter Web App