What a time to be alive. @jesus is verified on Twitter. Elon you DOG you
Saturday, November 12, 2022 11:38:16 PM from Twitter for Android
What a bargain! $8 and Christ himself got verified.
Saturday, November 12, 2022 11:43:11 PM from Twitter for Android
Dickhead spent all the money on Twitter
https://t.co/kOh0j9xytB
Saturday, November 12, 2022 06:30:20 PM from Twitter for Android
TF is wrong with this dickhead's face? https://t.co/9uUHxIsQbS
Saturday, November 12, 2022 08:55:55 AM from Twitter for Android
@_sysengineer I read this and actually thought it was Friday and now I'm disappointed
Thursday, November 10, 2022 10:57:32 AM from Twitter for Android
@TechTickles Yeah, I know it's possible for me also. I overshare too. It's just harder for the average person to find out vs someone who is great at digging.
The scary thing is public records. If you have a full name, you can find tax records and then internet strangers know where I live.
Thursday, November 10, 2022 10:54:48 AM from Twitter for Android
@TechTickles I have the same identity crisis. I've been using this silly name since 2001 and I'm sure there's stuff I posted that would be frowned upon by employers.
I ended up making separate accounts for my "professional" life, but I don't use them as much and it's hard to build community
Thursday, November 10, 2022 10:09:12 AM from Twitter Web App
Donald Trump probably snorted so much Adderall tonight that they're gonna have to reconstruct his nose tomorrow
Wednesday, November 09, 2022 12:11:56 AM from Twitter for Android
Welp. Ohio is no longer a swing state. It's a full on red ass bumblefuck backwards state
Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:38:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Too bad if you're a woman, LGBTQ, not white or poor. Otherwise you'll be just fine. And it shouldn't have to be like that
And this is what happens when the Democrats (also idiots) chose an antique senile dinosaur as if he was the most qualified person to take on Trump
Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:44:22 PM from Twitter for Android
And fuck Elon Musk while we're at it
Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:45:07 PM from Twitter for Android
@_sysengineer ...the voice inside my-yed
Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:13:58 PM from Twitter for Android
Holy hell. Zoe Saldaña is 44 years old?!?!? What the actual hell. I thought she was in her 20s. God damn, girl
Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:04:04 PM from Twitter for Android
I'll give dickhead Elon all my DOGE to get verified. Ya know, the bullshit crypto that turned $100 into $20
Elon's a dickhead. Dude buys Twitter and then says to vote Republican
Tuesday, November 08, 2022 12:19:21 AM from Twitter for Android