An actually buggy piece of shit. How is it that you can't cast a video from Google photos. @madebygoogle @googlephotos https://t.co/oXGyTOnSiQ

Saturday, November 19, 2022 11:29:21 PM from Twitter for Android

@notshenetworks @_sysengineer Wait I thought you two were the same person

In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet

Saturday, November 19, 2022 07:46:47 PM from Twitter for Android

@_sysengineer It never ends there

In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet

Saturday, November 19, 2022 03:58:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Competitor platforms to Mastodon:

Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Saber Toothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus!

https://t.co/0xienMovhH

Saturday, November 19, 2022 01:08:18 AM from Twitter Web App

Elon's getting rid of the tweet source because too many Google marketing peeps keep posting brand content frm their iPhones.

Scandal on scandal on scandal. Elon fucking shit up. What a time to be alive!

Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:47:28 AM from Twitter Web App

My last tweet I sent via SMS was gold https://t.co/39grSn9VPW

Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:44:44 AM from Twitter Web App

@ky9 https://t.co/p0WhZ3QD4k

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:43:23 AM from Twitter Web App

Yes you got this wrong, Elon https://t.co/v9fUgDLenE

Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:37:18 AM from Twitter Web App

@Ticketmaster You had one job.

I hope T-Swift fucks you guys up and finishes the work Pearl Jam couldn't do

Suck it Ticketmaster

In reply to @Ticketmaster's tweet

Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:36:57 AM from Twitter Web App

Twitter is a clown platform, bro

Thursday, November 17, 2022 11:37:46 PM from Twitter Web App

Keep poisoning the food supply with PFAs, BPA and glyphosate and then they wonder why we're in the middle of a global extinction?

https://t.co/jaxV9pJL5e

Thursday, November 17, 2022 09:18:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Yep, as predicted, everything's hacky asf. But I figured it out and it can eat a bag of dicks.

Thursday, November 17, 2022 01:08:36 AM from Twitter Web App

I keep getting Twitter spam from DMs and also being added to private groups of nonsense. Fix this bullshit Elon ffs.

Thursday, November 17, 2022 12:26:00 AM from Twitter Web App

Pearl Jam couldn't take down Ticketmaster. I hope my girl Tay Tay fucks them up!

Thursday, November 17, 2022 12:23:33 AM from Twitter Web App

Half of my job is just dicking around with shitty infrastructure code until it works right, and it's a pain in my gd ass because even though idk wtf I'm doing, everyone else sucks at it too.

Wednesday, November 16, 2022 11:36:33 PM from Twitter Web App