First time in my life I was ever the first one off the plane. Wild stuff

Sunday, May 22, 2022 05:17:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Big pharma can take their antidepressants and shove them. We should all just do shrooms 🍄 https://t.co/GGVCeyRb0f

Sunday, May 22, 2022 04:58:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin cats man. They're trying to kill us all (or at least blind us)

https://t.co/4waxIfDIn7

Sunday, May 22, 2022 01:54:01 PM from Twitter for Android

What makes this fancy? It should be illegal to call any ketchup in a plastic packet fancy. It's disposable. It's corn syrup bro. Nothing fancy about that https://t.co/U2U1EU0cZ4

Friday, May 20, 2022 11:09:11 PM from Twitter for Android

F this guy. 24 years in prison is too lenient. I say burn him at the stake.
https://t.co/au15go5l0U

Friday, May 20, 2022 10:21:04 PM from Twitter Web App

You start a wildfire that ruined hundreds of thousands of acres, killed a firefighter and endangered birds? You should burn, sir

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, May 20, 2022 10:22:05 PM from Twitter Web App

What a dumb see you next Tuesday https://t.co/g8nEJrGh8R


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Friday, May 20, 2022 06:02:00 PM from Twitter Web App

LOLOLOL. The Catholic Church. https://t.co/0dJzHYArH1

Friday, May 20, 2022 05:55:31 PM from Twitter Web App

@GadsdenMarc I almost tweeted about monkeypox yesterday and the fact that you brought it up made me think I did... But I decided against it lol. But yeah, we're all screwed

In reply to @GadsdenMarc's tweet

Friday, May 20, 2022 05:51:50 PM from Twitter Web App

I used to be a good engineer, then this horseshit company bought us out, I had to use their piece of shit stack, and now I feel like a literal dumb fuck who can't do anything right. This is a blow to my ego.

Friday, May 20, 2022 05:50:14 PM from Twitter Web App

Jesus fucking Christ. I go to the local pizza place / bar to treat myself and work from here for a late lunch, it's deserted, and an asshole walks in hacking up a lung. I stg if I get Covid Ima be pissed

Friday, May 20, 2022 03:57:06 PM from Twitter Web App

THIS TEAM. I wasn't worried when the Yanks were down by a run in the 9th with 2 outs. I literally wasn't worried, and they tied it. Now Judge the Alien is up

Thursday, May 19, 2022 04:14:42 PM from Twitter Web App

Aaron Hicks STINKS. He's gotta go. Shouldnt be on a World Series bound team

Thursday, May 19, 2022 03:49:28 PM from Twitter Web App

Chapman stinks. Ffs

Tuesday, May 17, 2022 10:11:19 PM from Twitter for Android

@_sysengineer I will make an exception for you to accept gifts

In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet

Tuesday, May 17, 2022 09:45:46 PM from Twitter Web App