Am I the asshole if people show me pics of their kids and their dog is in it, I focus and care much more about the dog? lol

Saturday, May 14, 2022 01:03:28 AM from Twitter for Android

I mean, if I were Rick Ostrich talking to the hardware engineers, I'd 100% be like "the P6 fingerprint scanner was a fucking piece. Do better"

https://t.co/47lt2KlZfk

Friday, May 13, 2022 11:01:21 AM from Twitter for Android

@_sysengineer The year is 2022... What in the actual what are people outting on floppy disks?!?! Holy moly. Ohio gov't - come ON dude.

In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet

Friday, May 13, 2022 09:07:25 AM from Twitter for Android

Gotta be fuckin kidding me. I'm a gd jinx. Didn't watch the Yankees all night. It was 7-4 and the second I turned it on, the White Sox hit a 3 run hr to tie it

Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:06:52 PM from Twitter for Android

I also ruined Nestor Cortez's no hitter in the 8th because he was facing me on my fantasy team and I gave one of my dudes shit about it and that instantly caused a base hit

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:09:41 PM from Twitter for Android

See, I stopped paying attention and now it's 14-7 Yankees. Tf did that happen?

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:38:48 PM from Twitter for Android

TL;DR: the identical twin raised in the US turned out dumber than the one raised in South Korea. No surprise there. We're idiots!

https://t.co/g4IXkK3WGn

Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:00:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Who are we kidding. It's started already and were all poors now https://t.co/MeQbV7hBgp

Thursday, May 12, 2022 07:18:23 PM from Twitter for Android

@LastPassHelp It wasn't an issue with your extension. Something weird happened on my end and a reboot fixed it. Thanks for the reply and you may close this case

In reply to @LastPassHelp's tweet

Thursday, May 12, 2022 05:22:56 PM from Twitter for Android

. @LastPass extension is crashing MS Edge and rendered my browser completely useless. I can't even go to edge://extensions to remove it

WTF and tell me how to remove this crap please.

Thursday, May 12, 2022 02:59:36 PM from Twitter Web App

This shit cracks me up https://t.co/VpWsscQjpe

Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:41:02 AM from Twitter Web App

Jesus Christ. I get back to my desk after a three day training and everyone's a fuckin moron.

Thursday, May 12, 2022 09:48:54 AM from Twitter Web App

See, what's happening here is that ancient viruses that have been locked in ice for millions of years are all being released as the ice melts. We're all gonna die

https://t.co/gbtTQrkCHx

Thursday, May 12, 2022 09:39:11 AM from Twitter Web App

Lol this fuckin guy. Imagine dropping dead burying the person you killed? Like at least make sure your physically fit enough to be a killer, you moron

https://t.co/KDNJzdaNNB

Wednesday, May 11, 2022 07:51:48 PM from Twitter Web App

I literally can't stop smirking in my training class because one of our former employees told me to get some Big Black Dick Rum. And I'm a gd child obviously https://t.co/jwMdxvP35C

Wednesday, May 11, 2022 05:52:52 PM from Twitter for Android