Am I the asshole if people show me pics of their kids and their dog is in it, I focus and care much more about the dog? lol
Saturday, May 14, 2022 01:03:28 AM from Twitter for Android
I mean, if I were Rick Ostrich talking to the hardware engineers, I'd 100% be like "the P6 fingerprint scanner was a fucking piece. Do better"
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Friday, May 13, 2022 11:01:21 AM from Twitter for Android
@_sysengineer The year is 2022... What in the actual what are people outting on floppy disks?!?! Holy moly. Ohio gov't - come ON dude.
Friday, May 13, 2022 09:07:25 AM from Twitter for Android
Gotta be fuckin kidding me. I'm a gd jinx. Didn't watch the Yankees all night. It was 7-4 and the second I turned it on, the White Sox hit a 3 run hr to tie it
Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:06:52 PM from Twitter for Android
I also ruined Nestor Cortez's no hitter in the 8th because he was facing me on my fantasy team and I gave one of my dudes shit about it and that instantly caused a base hit
Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:09:41 PM from Twitter for Android
See, I stopped paying attention and now it's 14-7 Yankees. Tf did that happen?
Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:38:48 PM from Twitter for Android
TL;DR: the identical twin raised in the US turned out dumber than the one raised in South Korea. No surprise there. We're idiots!
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Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:00:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Who are we kidding. It's started already and were all poors now https://t.co/MeQbV7hBgp
Thursday, May 12, 2022 07:18:23 PM from Twitter for Android
@LastPassHelp It wasn't an issue with your extension. Something weird happened on my end and a reboot fixed it. Thanks for the reply and you may close this case
Thursday, May 12, 2022 05:22:56 PM from Twitter for Android
. @LastPass extension is crashing MS Edge and rendered my browser completely useless. I can't even go to edge://extensions to remove it
WTF and tell me how to remove this crap please.
This shit cracks me up https://t.co/VpWsscQjpe
Jesus Christ. I get back to my desk after a three day training and everyone's a fuckin moron.
See, what's happening here is that ancient viruses that have been locked in ice for millions of years are all being released as the ice melts. We're all gonna die
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Lol this fuckin guy. Imagine dropping dead burying the person you killed? Like at least make sure your physically fit enough to be a killer, you moron
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I literally can't stop smirking in my training class because one of our former employees told me to get some Big Black Dick Rum. And I'm a gd child obviously https://t.co/jwMdxvP35C
Wednesday, May 11, 2022 05:52:52 PM from Twitter for Android