This one makes zero sense... Time to hire a team of cryptographers to figure this out for me, because it's way over my head.
"A sneak is a guy who eats a feast then comes home and says he's hungry" "Joe, isn't that just a liar?"
@SonicBlur23 You guys talkin shit about me?
@ky9 They have this thing called rehab for substance dependencies
I am the laziest person ever. And I have WAY too much to do. Whatever, it'll get done.
The Yankees need to stop getting blown out of games. They tend to correlate with me having not so great days. But it's a new day so whatever
for real?
Thank GOD I set the timer for those bottles in the freezer. I would have completely forgotten.
Saturday, April 18, 2009 10:41:47 PM from Twitter Web Client
We want Swisher. Put him in to pitch, he can do better than our bullpen
Saturday, April 18, 2009 06:06:13 PM from Twitter Web Client
Don't worry - we're from the internets. It's going to be alright. :-)
Saturday, April 18, 2009 10:33:40 AM from Twitter Web Client
Electric stoves SUCK. Housemates spill bits of food in them, you don't notice & cook. Then it reeks because a piece of food burns. Gas ftw
@Waspito Lol in my haste, I read fried keychains
I'm not expecting this to happen. What?! I'm just being realistic based on educated research.
Eeeeeeeeeets a Fridaeeeeeeeee. One moron's class, then lunch, then weekend (insane amount of work though. Grr)
Cool. Once again, moron isn't at his office hours that he told me to be at.