See what happens when you're not a little bitch?

Thursday, March 19, 2009 12:41:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

This semester blows. Correction: every class I am taking this semester blows.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 10:47:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

I would much rather be cleaning the bathroom than this waste of time. At least I'd be getting something useful done.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 06:00:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

Whale Rider is a terrible movie. Struggling through it for class

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 05:34:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

I could either drown, or pull off my skin and swim to shore...

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 01:00:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

I love how this is messing with my mind

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 11:46:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

@sonicblur23 I'm gonna stop following you if you post any more tweets that your average 5th grader uses as an insult

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 01:58:30 AM from Twitter Web Client

@chaliskoe I am the twit machine. I own these tweets

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 02:10:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

Why am I not tired now, but during class I'm half shot?

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 02:22:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

My brain is absolutely non functional. I need 8 more hours of sleep.

Monday, March 16, 2009 01:52:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

Sore jaw. I guess all that gum I had yesterday did it...

Monday, March 16, 2009 09:43:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

"What were we doing 24 hours ago? That's all I have to say" - Keith

Monday, March 16, 2009 03:30:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

That paper is now coherent. Broke my balls and took me about an hour. What a waste of time. If people could write in the first place...

Monday, March 16, 2009 01:51:39 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Waspito Don't even get me started with tomorrow. I know a dumb fuck who can't stop spelling it "tomarrow" and never corrected herself

In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet

Monday, March 16, 2009 01:21:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

"We then have thought of some more in-depth interview" Senior in college... English. Do you speak it?!?!?!?

Monday, March 16, 2009 01:12:05 AM from Twitter Web Client