Chien Ming Wang can't see through his fucking eyes where he's pitching the ball.

Monday, April 13, 2009 07:33:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

NYC for a second, then home then back to school

Monday, April 13, 2009 01:40:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

Something new: torrents cripple a Fios Connection (probably bc the router can't handle the requests) and make it slow even after its done...

Monday, April 13, 2009 12:05:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

1) Why am I not in bed? 2) Stomach virus much? 3) I can't see my plan failing. I just want to wish me good luck, we're all counting on me

Monday, April 13, 2009 05:27:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

The book Kite Runner is seriously depressing the shit out of me: "In the end, the world always wins (99)." I WON'T ACCEPT THAT. I will win

Monday, April 13, 2009 03:00:24 AM from Twitter Web Client

I just got an excellent idea and am pleased with myself. Now I hope this works. Shit's been f'ing with my mind.., GRR.

Monday, April 13, 2009 02:05:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

A-Rod has been reduced to hitting off a tee in his minor league rehab assignment. That and womanizing... GTFO my team

Monday, April 13, 2009 01:22:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

Right... The amount of work and other shit I have to do this week, on top of figuring out the rest of my life. FML

Monday, April 13, 2009 01:00:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

Nom. Manicotti and pork roast. Good meal for once.

Sunday, April 12, 2009 01:22:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

I should stop OCD checking things known to depress me.

Sunday, April 12, 2009 01:03:16 AM from Twitter Web Client

This situation is making me crazy. It's never favorable for me. But I'll work with it. And I'll do it right.

Friday, April 10, 2009 08:12:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

Working on texting for my plan. Details to follow in a few days

Friday, April 10, 2009 12:42:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

@PeteAbe interviewed Swisher and he was blasting The Next Episode in the background! My new boy...

Friday, April 10, 2009 12:24:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

@plasma2002 What's the motivation behind that competition? Test the load on the bot?

In reply to @plasma2002's tweet

Thursday, April 09, 2009 05:48:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

Joining "the Nick Swisher should Be Playing Every Day Society" That kid is awesome. 5 RBI

Thursday, April 09, 2009 04:41:15 PM from Twitter Web Client