Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

It's hysterical watching this woman completely fail with technology and taking 15 minutes to turn the video on.

I have two Xs on my hands because I'm too young for Junior mug night. MARKED. fml

@Waspito Yeah its cool bro I don't stress over anything. I complain a lot though. Thanks for the tweet

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

"This weekend we're gonna all be hammered and watch an episode of ALF" - Keith (I'm holding him to that promise)

Fuck this, I've had it 2 weeks left so I'm out of time. For the 3rd year straight: better luck next year.

I woke up this morning and the first thing I saw was a clear sky for the first time since Sunday. About time. Here comes spring

I hate uncertainty. I like everything planned out. I have 10 things going on & IDK how they'll turn out. Get over it, nothing's ever certain

Got through the day without getting arrested, even though I found my warrant around the Mirror office for "illegal use of hands"

YANKEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

@Waspito Oh no, it doesn't matter. It just makes things more difficult.

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

it's been raining since Monday. I'm giving it 2 hours to stop. FML

Of all the days it could be raining, it has to fuck with my plan over here. Rain another time. My plans never go the way I want them to.

@chaliskoe Oh jeez, thanks for the promotion. And it's considered proper to put an @ before people's usernames in your tweets, not quotes.

Oh man I'm halfway there. I've done 32 of the following: http://digg.com/d1pG7j and heard about them all. What now?

"It takes a man to become a fan of ALF" -Keith