These 4 seniors presenting are jokeshows and probably just came from the Grape
Brendan Monohan needs to stop sending out 35 Facebook Junior Mug Night invites. Stop flooding my mailbox
It would help if out internet wasn't 256K right now
Tonight I'm not doing a damn thing
Wow, I managed to crash Firefox 3.0.8 on OSX. Usually it's stable (I'm used to crashing Firefox though because I use 3.6alpha nightlys)
Where the fuck is my stapler?!
Nap time! Hey look, it's light out. Oops...
oo free shell account. Noice.
Correction, my last tweet was wrong. It was other people. Also, 20% done with this paper. Shit's weak. Wizzzeak
I hate this fucking gangster ass illegal frat next door. It's like Bridgeport out there. And they're loud.
Hell yeah, time to start a paper due at 11am!
"I can't take you seriously Joe. I look up and see socks, playboy boxers and a sweatshirt" -TC
"There's so much shit going on up my ass these days" -TC (that's what she said)
Joke team. Joke Stadium. Can't even focus on team history properly: http://is.gd/tySM
Please explain to me why I just cleaned our oven at 4:30AM? Almost done with my book, but I won't be sleeping until Wednesday