Minestrone soup + some hot pepper + some tea with honey is an instant cure from the swine flu I caught from Tom

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 11:23:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

<3 Nick Swisher (no homo). But he is still my boy

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 10:51:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

@ky9 ladies. please...

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 09:03:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

Pain in the ass with the BCC fire alarm...

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 03:43:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

@VtotheFlo I didn't change your friggin wallpaper

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 12:04:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

Great. The Mets are following me on Twitter because some creepo searched for anyone who tweeted the team name.) Blocked!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 10:18:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

@chaliskoe How'd those Mets do tonight? Cantu

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 01:45:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

@ky9 Tell FUSA to stop going to Mets games because they always lose (not that there's anything wrong with that)

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 01:45:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

"My uncle is my mom's mother" - I need to stop saying stupid things

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 12:52:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

Caught the swine flu from Cleary. Nice.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009 11:45:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

Intervention by Lily and Veronica: "Joe, based on your tweets, you are a very angry person"

Tuesday, April 28, 2009 09:52:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

And this is how pandemic flu starts spreading: http://tinyurl.com/2wyy5s

Tuesday, April 28, 2009 01:06:53 AM from Twitter Web Client

My baseball team sucks =(

Monday, April 27, 2009 09:28:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

I have a powerpoint to edit, and my group has yet to send me the correct file. Morons. This is the 4th time they attached an old file

Monday, April 27, 2009 09:47:30 AM from Twitter Web Client

A ladybug just flew into my arm, died, leaked guts out and it reeks. So much for good luck (might explain why I've been failing so hard) FML

Monday, April 27, 2009 02:08:46 AM from Twitter Web Client