wow non keyboard phones suck ass
"I will bring the books we need to class tonight. Please bring cash or a check for $100 addressed to me." FUCK YOURSELF PROFESSOR.
Monday, January 25, 2010 01:50:03 PM from Twitter Web Client
Google Voice. Helping stupid phoneless people since 2009
Monday, January 25, 2010 09:30:26 AM from Twitter Web Client
ya know... if i got a little piece of ass to make up for it all this shit i maybe wouldn't care. but NO. never happens
Sunday, January 24, 2010 04:12:15 AM from DELETED
Dear me, why didn't i die in an earthquake? might as well. because what makes me so god damn special? i'll live on. but my life sux enjoy...
Sunday, January 24, 2010 03:09:56 AM from DELETED
Dear $500, I could probably feed 15 displaced Haitians right now but because I'm a stupid shit, I need to buy a cocksucking new phone
Sunday, January 24, 2010 03:08:43 AM from DELETED
tell motorola to suck my dick. they can keep their $500 piece of shit flashlight. htc and google's nexus one is better you cunt
Sunday, January 24, 2010 02:58:33 AM from DELETED
I FUCKING LIKE $500 FLASHLIGHTS. I'LL BUY THEM FOR EVERYONE. WHY AM I STILL ALIVE? FUCKIN CHRIST
Sunday, January 24, 2010 02:18:25 AM from DELETED
I AM SO FUCKED. and probably am out 500 FUCKING DOLLARS YOU STUPID SHITS
Sunday, January 24, 2010 01:52:45 AM from DELETED
@novellabella ok poor dan is sick of hearing from hammered fools stfu. Not that I'm any better.... I'm like 7 times worse
Sunday, January 24, 2010 12:30:23 AM from DELETED
My fat fuckin ass just stepped on a scale and it was like E mother fucker
All the good jobs at Google are in Mountain View, CA. FML
Saturday, January 23, 2010 04:09:04 PM from Twitter Web Client
Christ. This fuckin mess is really hot tonight
Let's reiterate. Brooklyn beer is nom
TC: "Can you feet my boobs?"