"The iPad is huge. Where are you going to pull it out of?" (motions to pull phone out of pants pocket)
Tuesday, February 02, 2010 02:19:47 PM from Twitter Web Client
I ate an absurdly unnecessary amount of lunch today.
"Memory. Set me free. I don't care no more"
Tuesday, February 02, 2010 03:04:37 AM from Twitter Web Client
In the highly unlikely event I end up employed by Google, I will do a nakey dance around campus in celebration. Not even lying.
Tuesday, February 02, 2010 01:53:00 AM from Twitter Web Client
Hope I'm not getting a cold. And why does it sound like nonstop thunder upstairs? Those fuckers need to shut up every once in a while
Tuesday, February 02, 2010 01:46:08 AM from Twitter Web Client
Fuck this POS internet they give us here. It's BS that I get better 3G speed on cellular than I get on a 100mbps fiber connection
Tuesday, February 02, 2010 12:26:40 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Professors Like to Rob Students Blind http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/02/01/professors-like-to-rob-students-blind/
Monday, February 01, 2010 10:28:44 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Really necessary announcement. Keep it to yourself no one cares.
I repeat: "shit always hits you man" when will it work for me man? fucking seriously.saw that movie man. Wtf
Sunday, January 31, 2010 03:27:02 AM from DELETED
Matthew connors: may 15 Johnny Damon is back in pinstrikes
Sunday, January 31, 2010 01:59:30 AM from DELETED
I have never seen anyone who has been more full of shit in my life. JEEZ
Saturday, January 30, 2010 06:20:14 PM from Twitter Web Client
Putting the wood in the 'ole gov'na
@Waspito they are not and were never rare and valuable. All any kind of US currency is just paper backed by nothing br more debt. This econo
"Shit always hits you man"
fuckin going to bed. lameeeeeeeeee
Saturday, January 30, 2010 01:26:58 AM from Twitter Web Client