"The iPad is huge. Where are you going to pull it out of?" (motions to pull phone out of pants pocket)

Tuesday, February 02, 2010 02:19:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

I ate an absurdly unnecessary amount of lunch today.

Tuesday, February 02, 2010 01:42:10 PM from twidroid

"Memory. Set me free. I don't care no more"

Tuesday, February 02, 2010 03:04:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

In the highly unlikely event I end up employed by Google, I will do a nakey dance around campus in celebration. Not even lying.

Tuesday, February 02, 2010 01:53:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

Hope I'm not getting a cold. And why does it sound like nonstop thunder upstairs? Those fuckers need to shut up every once in a while

Tuesday, February 02, 2010 01:46:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fuck this POS internet they give us here. It's BS that I get better 3G speed on cellular than I get on a 100mbps fiber connection

Tuesday, February 02, 2010 12:26:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Professors Like to Rob Students Blind http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/02/01/professors-like-to-rob-students-blind/

Monday, February 01, 2010 10:28:44 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Really necessary announcement. Keep it to yourself no one cares.

Monday, February 01, 2010 02:17:27 AM from twidroid

I repeat: "shit always hits you man" when will it work for me man? fucking seriously.saw that movie man. Wtf

Sunday, January 31, 2010 03:27:02 AM from DELETED

Matthew connors: may 15 Johnny Damon is back in pinstrikes

Sunday, January 31, 2010 01:59:30 AM from DELETED

I have never seen anyone who has been more full of shit in my life. JEEZ

Saturday, January 30, 2010 06:20:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

Putting the wood in the 'ole gov'na

Saturday, January 30, 2010 04:50:54 PM from twidroid

@Waspito they are not and were never rare and valuable. All any kind of US currency is just paper backed by nothing br more debt. This econo

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Saturday, January 30, 2010 02:13:46 PM from twidroid

"Shit always hits you man"

Saturday, January 30, 2010 12:21:01 PM from twidroid

fuckin going to bed. lameeeeeeeeee

Saturday, January 30, 2010 01:26:58 AM from Twitter Web Client