Keith: the only thing more guaranteed than winn getting dfa'd is that Nick Johnson will be on the DL. Guaranteed.

Friday, January 29, 2010 12:34:26 PM from twidroid

Keith: "Randy Winn. Guaranteed he'll be DFA'd by Memorial Day"

Friday, January 29, 2010 12:40:11 AM from twidroid

There is an oil slick in my shot

Thursday, January 28, 2010 11:42:20 PM from twidroid

If it's not Garden Catering, then it's just not shitsky

Thursday, January 28, 2010 04:17:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

No idea what these Japanese candies are but they are nom. I call them frosted nips: http://twitpic.com/106pxu

Thursday, January 28, 2010 01:56:22 PM from twidroid

Yay 10 minute walk to class in the snow!

Thursday, January 28, 2010 10:33:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

Snow? Who said it was going to snow? I'll take it!

Thursday, January 28, 2010 09:45:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: The iPad is a tremendous piece of iShit http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/01/28/the-ipad-is-a-tremendous-piece-of-ishit/

Thursday, January 28, 2010 01:34:38 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Biden: stop nodding your head like a fuckin joke

Wednesday, January 27, 2010 09:31:54 PM from twidroid

This cop needs to turn on his ducking hazards before stopping in the middle of the road to make a phone call

Wednesday, January 27, 2010 06:13:59 PM from twidroid

I am the apartments-townhouses shuttle apparently

Wednesday, January 27, 2010 06:05:41 PM from twidroid

If I hear one more thing about this fucking iPad I swear...

Wednesday, January 27, 2010 04:06:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

Back in black

Tuesday, January 26, 2010 10:32:28 PM from twidroid

I can't sleep in anymore. IDK what happened. I wake up at like 8am everyday. Oh and record early bedtime last night: midnight

Tuesday, January 26, 2010 08:11:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

Got the Droid rooted but I'm too lazy to install Busybox, nandroid and the nexus one rom

Monday, January 25, 2010 11:18:03 PM from Twitter Web Client