Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

What the hell should I do today?

Ummmm for that last tweet, my phone was stolen

Hi. Im joe and i love the mirror. Veronica is my favorite editor. K lets drink now. I live at the swamp

Ok 1 I fail at typing. 2 that location is wrong and outdated. Good job twidroid

Test tweet. Location shiuldbe enabled for you stalkers.

Johnny signed with the yankees fuck yeah

The bookstore is a piece of shit

Back for 5 minutes and the network is pissing me the fuck off already. Can't register

Omg so glad I'm heading back to school today. Perfect timing. Can't take any more of this annoying nag.

Senioritis to the max: I've already started blowing off this semester in its entirety. And I'm not even back at school yet.

Msft is making a URL shortener: binged.it Please explain how that's shorter than bing.com? Morons. goo.gl for the win (ok bit.ly was first)

@VtotheFlo Blackberries suck. iPhone or Android phones for the win

Google - now with a crisis response team: http://bit.ly/6Ok0r4 Coming soon - Google Airlines

@Waspito Because filthy people don't go there in the winter

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Yeah I'm writing a server load script for @fairfieldmirror. Should have prob named the variable better. $myload = $my_record['load'];