I just looked at my graduation party pics and couldn't help but notice how damn attractive I am.

Sunday, May 30, 2010 12:33:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

@ShavingFoams Right. But it failed. And it would make more sense if mud was pumped in through a bigger series of tubes.

Sunday, May 30, 2010 12:32:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: BP is Retarded, and so is Top Kill http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/05/30/bp-is-retarded-and-so-is-top-kill/

Sunday, May 30, 2010 04:11:51 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

My grandpa as he picked up a clam to eat: "They say this is good for the pencil"

Saturday, May 29, 2010 06:53:35 PM from twidroid

I'm at Ciao! (5-7 John R Albanese Pl, Eastchester). http://4sq.com/9PlELb

Saturday, May 29, 2010 05:47:56 PM from foursquare

Colleen: "you look great as a penis"

Friday, May 28, 2010 11:38:46 PM from twidroid

I'm at Seagrape. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD

Friday, May 28, 2010 09:56:37 PM from foursquare

Heading to the swamp for the last time ever

Friday, May 28, 2010 08:38:43 PM from twidroid

Page 24 can go fuck itself with he red eye

Friday, May 28, 2010 04:25:52 PM from twidroid

Fold it, roll it and snort some guac

Thursday, May 27, 2010 04:56:07 AM from twidroid

I just unlocked the "School Night" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/a0lYAV

Thursday, May 27, 2010 03:25:02 AM from foursquare

I'm at 7-Eleven (6-10 Garth Rd, Scarsdale). http://4sq.com/9xdOYV

Thursday, May 27, 2010 03:25:02 AM from foursquare

John: "Can this guy fuckin stop juggling sausages on my grill"

Thursday, May 27, 2010 02:20:08 AM from twidroid

I'm at Mont Olympos Diner w/ @waspito. http://4sq.com/6T53vG

Wednesday, May 26, 2010 11:39:00 PM from foursquare

See this is why the Dutch are so much better than Americans. Why don't we have these contests here: http://bit.ly/bFMxMq

Wednesday, May 26, 2010 05:54:02 PM from Twitter Web Client