Damn! Boobquake day actually caused an earthquake: http://bit.ly/csWodC (too bad its cold and rainy in CT, I could use some participation)
Fucking crowded stag. This is going to take forever
This new water cooler's water tastes like plastic. I told the bros setting it up to flush it out but they were like whatever brah
Like they say: money talks shit walks
Once again: GMail + File attachments = #googlefail
"Every Ari needs his Lloyd" -@RockNationRadio
People have the whole damn townhouse quad, yet they decide to smoke right outside my window. Thanks
Saturday, April 24, 2010 11:51:53 PM from Twitter Web Client
Rehab called, they told me to check in
fuck yeah social networking + foursquare for making me remember where the fuck i was last night
Saturday, April 24, 2010 10:24:35 AM from Twitter Web Client
damage = minimal.... except legit who fucking shit on the fuckin floor? shits nasty i vom'd 3 times
Saturday, April 24, 2010 10:19:07 AM from DELETED
Dibs on this ass
Friday, April 23, 2010 11:20:30 PM from DELETED
I just brought back happy hour at sbc fuckers.
I just unlocked the "Crunked" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/aohPZj
I just unlocked the "Adventurer" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/ausAKE
I just realized I might drop a G between now and the end of the school year (probs on partying). Fuck it. Got the rest of my life to work