Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@Waspito f yeah

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Verizons service sucks dick at fairfield beach. Its good everywhere else

@Novellabella Amature hour.. I had 6 drinks and I'm not shitfaced yet

Back at sbc for happy hour since, you know, I brought it back and all that

Alcoholism weekend begins now.

I get it. B.o.B's Airplanes is a good song, but if another female makes those lyrics her status/twitter/facebook etc i will flip. sick of it

TO Derek McKissick's paper: EN FUCKING JOYYYYYYYYYYYY

Also, my attention span for this paper is like a paragraph at a time

@ffioretti That's the point/ why I have it private - so people who Google me aren't subjected to my 140 character rants

And they did visit. It's because I'm so hot

Unless these little sluts want to visit me in my office, I highly recommend they shut the fuck up outside

Imagine me not getting any work done because of a fucking dance party (should end in 10 though)

It was quiet all day in this fuckin BCC when I wasn't doing work. Now I go to do my paper and a fuckin DJ comes in for the fuckin freshmen.

Life likes to torture me by putting things that piss me off RIGHT IN MY FUCKING FACE 24/7