Keith: "I'm like the fuckin Nostradamus of innebriation"

Friday, April 16, 2010 10:39:06 PM from twidroid

The ass on that one. Jeesh

Friday, April 16, 2010 07:26:24 PM from twidroid

Ok I should probably cut all this drinking out. But nah

Friday, April 16, 2010 07:01:08 PM from twidroid

1AM sauseech and peppers. Thanks Jon

Friday, April 16, 2010 12:59:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fact: Whenever you rip ass in your office alone and it reeks, someone will always knock and visit you. Never fails.

Thursday, April 15, 2010 03:06:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

well so much for laundry and my paper... oops

Thursday, April 15, 2010 01:58:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Congress Bans Caller ID Spoofing http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/04/15/congress-bans-caller-id-spoofing/

Thursday, April 15, 2010 12:13:36 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I was using the iPad playing a game and a low battery bubble interrupted it. WEAK. Where's the notification panel? Android > Apple

Wednesday, April 14, 2010 11:21:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

Hey you there in the red shirt. Party in my office.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010 10:12:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

Sooooooo many possibilities but I can't pull the trigger and hit the target.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010 09:32:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

Dibs on that ass

Wednesday, April 14, 2010 06:20:22 PM from twidroid

New blog post: Slash vs. Backslash http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/04/14/slash-vs-backslash/

Wednesday, April 14, 2010 03:11:24 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Fuck you, Apple

Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:13:23 PM from twidroid

9am meetings, why don't you make it earlier... oh shit, she can read this

Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:11:13 PM from twidroid

New blog post: Is This Sign Racist? http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/04/13/is-this-sign-racist/

Tuesday, April 13, 2010 06:54:24 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog