I am determined to drink excessively this entire week

Tuesday, April 13, 2010 02:21:01 AM from Twitter Web Client

This is my management midterm. Best midterm evar: http://twitpic.com/1f6vyq

Monday, April 12, 2010 07:36:43 PM from twidroid

New blog post: Chan Ho Park Just Made Me Piss My Pants http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/04/12/chan-ho-park-just-made-me-piss-my-pants/

Monday, April 12, 2010 03:25:52 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Quite possible that our fridge broke. I don't hear the fan spinning. Shit

Monday, April 12, 2010 05:35:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

Decode me (and don't cheat looking at the URL): http://bit.ly/9ssVtt

Monday, April 12, 2010 04:35:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

In other news, isn't it depressing as fuck when you want something you know you can never have?

Monday, April 12, 2010 03:30:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

This ass wakes up at 3:30 and raises the heat when I had it off. I swear I'm breaking into our basement & flipping the switch on the furnace

Monday, April 12, 2010 03:29:52 AM from Twitter Web Client

how stupid is this bitch "Wow you've been drinking for a while how are youstill awake" "practice" "What practice?" cant make this shit up

Sunday, April 11, 2010 01:46:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

Why am I still alive, I've been drinking since 11AM yesterday

Sunday, April 11, 2010 01:44:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

"whenever I text you, why don't we ever chlll?"
"I'm always chill when I text you"
"No like hang out"
" IDK, I'm always chilling"
(facepalm)

Sunday, April 11, 2010 01:40:07 AM from Twitter Web Client

This freshman is a fucking dumbass and is too stupid to get herself some ass. Like legit blond Jersey dumb. Not worth my time

Sunday, April 11, 2010 01:37:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

I have been drinking for 11 hours straight. JEEZ

Sunday, April 11, 2010 01:35:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

Like the mover. Need a little fresh air

Saturday, April 10, 2010 11:18:44 PM from twidroid

Hurts, don't it.

Saturday, April 10, 2010 09:39:21 PM from twidroid

And it was all yellow

Saturday, April 10, 2010 07:58:38 PM from twidroid