My highlight of the night was jacking this glass from the bar. Does this make me a tool? http://twitpic.com/2nm563
Sunday, September 12, 2010 02:27:47 AM from Twitter for Android
I am so jealous of these fordham sluts right now getting off the train and going back to their dorms.
Sunday, September 12, 2010 02:13:22 AM from Twitter for Android
Seriously what the fuck is this guy staring at....
Sunday, September 12, 2010 02:09:42 AM from Twitter for Android
And, I'm fucking fat. Should have given my wendys to that homeless dude. Would have done him better than my fat ass. Now I feel bad
Sunday, September 12, 2010 02:00:03 AM from Twitter for Android
And why is this gay staring at me. I'm not into that shit.
Sunday, September 12, 2010 01:58:36 AM from Twitter for Android
They need to put fuckin cell towers I these grand central tunnels
Sunday, September 12, 2010 01:57:29 AM from Twitter for Android
I just unlocked the "Superstar" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bSpT19
I'm at White Horse Tavern (567 Hudson St, at 11th, New York) w/ 3 others. http://4sq.com/3MvsEK
Smokes love my new sunglasses. Comments walking out of the store
Saturday, September 11, 2010 12:02:47 PM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Make Up Your Mind, Bro. http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/09/11/make-up-your-mind-bro/
Saturday, September 11, 2010 01:11:10 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Your Childhood in 94 Seconds http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/09/10/your-childhood-in-94-seconds/
Friday, September 10, 2010 11:37:18 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Yeah.. I don't like the way my second harddrive sounds... Clicks on seek. Shit gon fail in a brand new laptop.
Friday, September 10, 2010 11:34:08 PM from Twitter Web Client
Never knew Harry Potter was black: http://twitter.com/HarryJPotterr/status/24089428745
Friday, September 10, 2010 09:25:19 PM from Twitter Web Client
Oh my. I'll take one of those.
Friday, September 10, 2010 07:56:19 PM from Twitter for Android
I don't care if I'm an ass man... omg the rack on that one. Jeez.
Thursday, September 09, 2010 04:33:19 PM from Twitter for Android