Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I knew those useless fuckers would blow a 6 run lead. Thye blow more than Vincent Chase.

wait.... smoke 2 seats ahead of me. How'd I miss that?

Welp, I was going to finish those release notes but then I drank a lot. This job needs to stop feeding me alcohol

Box in garbage looks like it's been strategically placed to obscure my view of the smokeshow. I must not be creepin quietly enough

Ah I get it now... our fiber link is down. We're all sharing a DSL line

Why the fuck is it taking me 2000 miliseconds to ping google? Out internet is useless right now

Internet at work is wonderful today http://twitpic.com/2oejey

Weathers cooling down and this one gets hotter every day. Just how I like it

I am the Fucking Orioles of fantasy sports and will suck forever. GRR. Can't win my football picks, awful at baseball. Fuckin a.

I finally understand why dudes pound beers after work

All circuits are busy? The fuck is this 1960 on the 2 man switchboards?

Just caught the hiccups from the hot sales girl.

Please explain to me why my fucking display shuts the fuck off randomly and I need to hard reboot.

Fuckin Rams... I picked them as the unlikely team to win and they almost did. GRR