I'm too fuckin old for this shit. If I knew then what I knew now... swear to God.

Monday, August 23, 2010 11:31:51 AM from twidroid

New blog post: I'm Like F**k You, and F**k Her Too http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/23/im-like-fk-you-and-fk-her-too/

Monday, August 23, 2010 09:26:21 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

As shitty as Entourage has been this season, tonight's episode was insane. Ari's the man

Sunday, August 22, 2010 11:03:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Waspito HA I don't give a crap, just breaking balls

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Sunday, August 22, 2010 11:03:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Waspito It's handcent. Not handscent. Stop misspelling it in all your tweets. You sound like a moron. It has nothing to do with scent/smell

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Sunday, August 22, 2010 10:10:20 PM from twidroid

Chick in the Under Armour ad in this weeks Modells catalog is the definition of potato sack girl.

Sunday, August 22, 2010 09:04:47 PM from twidroid

@Waspito oh my b. I was thinking of chomp sms

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Sunday, August 22, 2010 04:25:00 PM from twidroid

@Waspito except for the ads. I don't mind seeing ads in free apps, but when I go to text someone, they don't belong there.

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Sunday, August 22, 2010 02:12:56 PM from twidroid

It's August. Ichiro hit 5 home runs all year. I saw 2 of them. Too bad Yankees won anyway. Peace!

Saturday, August 21, 2010 04:53:28 PM from twidroid

I'm at Yankee Stadium (1 E 161st St, River Ave, Bronx) w/ 21 others. http://4sq.com/36LPXR

Saturday, August 21, 2010 11:50:53 AM from foursquare

What the fuck is going on around here? Loud music coming from a car outside. but there was no car.

Saturday, August 21, 2010 01:33:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

Dibs on that!

Friday, August 20, 2010 05:17:32 PM from twidroid

Someone please explain to me what happened here?! http://twitpic.com/2ghv2j

Friday, August 20, 2010 11:31:00 AM from twidroid

I am such a child. Playing a game pretending the floor is lava and walking from desk to desk http://twitpic.com/2ghkco

Friday, August 20, 2010 10:56:20 AM from twidroid

Why the fuck would they remove the alarm clock from froyo? Christ!

Friday, August 20, 2010 02:21:44 AM from Twitter Web Client