@Waspito accounting sucks balls. If I only took accounting classes, id fail out of college in 5 minutes
Thursday, September 09, 2010 08:47:57 AM from Twitter for Android
@Waspito No it's not sarcasm. It's obligatory to inform your tweeple about fine pieces of ass in your vicinity
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 09:27:47 PM from Twitter Web Client
@Waspito love "dat ass" tweets. It is important to inform twitter whenever you run into a worthy ass
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 03:57:38 PM from Twitter for Android
Dear construction guys outside my window, shut the fuck up with your grinding ass machine.
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 02:16:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Who's this new bombshell in sales and how do I get her to voluntarily hop into my potato sack?
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 12:33:20 PM from Twitter for Android
WHOAAAAA. Firefox 4 with hardware acceleration!! Amazing! I just got 90FPS in browser on an HTML5 demo
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 01:52:56 AM from Twitter Web Client
"Bug testing with my two favorite allies..." (sung in tune to RHCP's Road trippin
Tuesday, September 07, 2010 06:37:55 PM from Twitter for Android
What the f is up with Google's logo today? Crazy assed company...
Tuesday, September 07, 2010 07:49:13 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'm a methane factory
Sunday, September 05, 2010 11:14:26 PM from Twitter for Android
"You better get a funnel, put it up your ass and vent it out the window because you'll stink us out tonight"
Sunday, September 05, 2010 11:10:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Not only does the 90 year old have lower blood pressure than me, I can't beat him in poker.
Sunday, September 05, 2010 10:55:02 PM from Twitter for Android
Just got the FRG22D OTA software update for my Droid 1. It got rid of all the menu lag and now I have flash support! Enjoy!
Sunday, September 05, 2010 08:59:43 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Monticello Casino and Raceway (204 St. Route 17B, Stable Road, Monticello). http://4sq.com/aWrlEy
Found an old paper that's 35 years old. What a deal! so cheap. Id get so fat off of this http://twitpic.com/2lej7c
Sunday, September 05, 2010 12:40:24 AM from Twitter for Android
"Jesus had a Bar Mitzvah?" Oh lol... these people
Saturday, September 04, 2010 10:50:33 PM from Twitter for Android