Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Lets just say i don't take too kindly to people who owe me a fuckin g

Mmmm. Red soda. New. Sounds legit. http://twitpic.com/2ph3ad

@nyJULZmd Dont manage like the NY Mets managers do. Although you will never get fired, so that's in your favor (*cough jerry manuel cough*)

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got an iPad to play with from work. supposed to be simple? Nothing but problems. Fuckin piece of shit. Won't connect to wifi, won't charge

@nyJULZmd I might. But only as a getaway house/ unless I fail at life. You know my deal bout that. But I wouldnt last 2 secs in the boonies.

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Penn Station, the LIRR and NJ Transit are ass. Enjoyed your delays tonight from a little rain storm? Sucks. I got home fine on Metro North

Fuck you you cunty assed blue screening ATI drivers. Time to spend an hr trying to solve why I blue screen when watching fuckin youtube vids

Please explain to me why my fucking brand new laptop blue screens on youtube videos. Fucking ATI drivers

I'm wearing boxers, a wife beater and dress shoes. Nice.

The Machine (Pink Floyd tribute) and Badfish (sublime tribute) 12/28 and 12/30 at BB King's in NYC! Who's the fuck in? Lets get hammered.

Omg you're amazing. Gimmie!

Jeter's acting performance = a free run for the Yankees. I'll take it

Flash for Android is a fuckin piece of shit. Useful only for lagging your phone and annoying ads. Uninstalled.

Pricess line from Barstool NY Scott: "You know Jorge had more HRs in his 1 at bat tonight than Cervelli has ALL year?"