9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Gotta love the geeky flyers in the shitter at Google... http://t.co/oxGhaGrLsg | Monday, April 29, 2013 7:14:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Frankie: "Dan. You either take a picture with Joe or I floss your teeth" | Sunday, April 28, 2013 7:58:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck. We're alcoholics. No wonder I yacked http://t.co/cyserGbQ7T | Saturday, April 27, 2013 11:40:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Like your style, girl: "Oh no. No kids. Unless I pick one out and he's flawless" | Saturday, April 27, 2013 3:59:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Know what I miss when I was a kid? The Mover and I used to stay up late and watch the Yanks on the west coast and eat apple pie a la mode | Saturday, April 27, 2013 3:42:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My ego is larger than Mets runs allowed | Saturday, April 27, 2013 2:51:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #lolmets Ya kinda gotta feel bad for them. | Saturday, April 27, 2013 2:47:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #lolmets | Saturday, April 27, 2013 1:57:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "I hate the Mets, but I love this song" - Phillies fan | Saturday, April 27, 2013 1:48:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @mets Phillies fans are ugly | Saturday, April 27, 2013 1:42:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cleary, you degenerate: "Oh shit. I forgot to bet on this fame. Now it won't be as fun." #loveit #bromance | Saturday, April 27, 2013 1:18:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm sorry but CitiField food is god damn baller | Saturday, April 27, 2013 1:16:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The combo of these strutting jeans and boxer briefs make it impossible to take a leak. Can't whip it out, you guys. And I'm drinking a lot. | Saturday, April 27, 2013 1:15:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jim Dolan's in his suite licking lollipops and slut vajay | Friday, April 26, 2013 10:44:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @KFCBarstool: Cuncel Da Celtics | Friday, April 26, 2013 10:33:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| MO is a mofuggin boss | Friday, April 26, 2013 10:32:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If the Celtics come back and win, Danny's gotta do a nakey lap | Friday, April 26, 2013 9:18:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I really need to blast one out right now and this cab isn't the greatest for it. | Friday, April 26, 2013 12:39:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I am Queens Boulevard | Friday, April 26, 2013 12:36:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo for real. I better be as hot as my boss in 10 years | Thursday, April 25, 2013 10:53:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck. I just pulled a George Brett at the bar. Use your imagination | Thursday, April 25, 2013 9:33:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Silver fox is killing it with swagger over at this ping pong bar | Thursday, April 25, 2013 8:47:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Lennon just show up and grab his junk | Thursday, April 25, 2013 5:41:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Really looking forward to getting schloppy at the dev drink night, you guys. | Thursday, April 25, 2013 5:29:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I need to stop going to bed after 4am... | Thursday, April 25, 2013 4:16:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| How dumb I am. I just had a panic attack because I thought I left my phone on Gabe's desk b/c we were testing. UM. I used my phone all night | Thursday, April 25, 2013 12:01:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| When I think of the name Nigel, I think of an ugly assed British dude with rotten choppers. | Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:35:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cuntface behind me on the train: shut your speaking hole. You're screaming. | Wednesday, April 24, 2013 6:37:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Joe S thought it was all my monitors that raised the temp by my desk. He didn't realize it was me. #struttin #bitches | Tuesday, April 23, 2013 3:09:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Legit takes these elevators hours to show up. | Tuesday, April 23, 2013 1:05:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is #strutfest 2013 | Tuesday, April 23, 2013 8:12:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Gonna strut dat ass to work tomorrow with ripped Diesels and a pink T-shirt. #bitches | Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:05:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| #bitches | Monday, April 22, 2013 11:41:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Maybe I'm a cocky douchebag, but I just looked in the mirror and realized how important I am. | Monday, April 22, 2013 11:10:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The aunties are excellent | Monday, April 22, 2013 11:02:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| CCs pitching like ass | Monday, April 22, 2013 7:58:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This train operator is an absolute nooblet at aligning this train onto the walkway platforms. Shits taking mad hours. | Sunday, April 21, 2013 9:53:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| THAT is what they call a lazy Sunday... | Sunday, April 21, 2013 8:21:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 311 Pandora is chill as fuck | Sunday, April 21, 2013 3:30:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #shitnogirlsays This thing has too many diamonds on it. | Sunday, April 21, 2013 4:34:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy 420 to ya, you guys | Saturday, April 20, 2013 8:53:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mals. Chest out. Be proud | Saturday, April 20, 2013 8:24:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| B.I.G P.O.P.P.A | Saturday, April 20, 2013 7:39:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Nostalgia: I loved when I had trail bologna and Doritos for breakfast at Mals. | Saturday, April 20, 2013 4:40:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The fucking party bus was sitting there pumping saying what the fuck on the party bus. 42d st. | Friday, April 19, 2013 10:07:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Derick: "Joe's like- 'App 2 is down'" | Friday, April 19, 2013 9:51:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm like fuck it. I ain't losin shit over these bitches. Look at all these fucks I don't give. | Friday, April 19, 2013 9:27:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Up there. As much as round things. | Friday, April 19, 2013 9:04:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| SILVER FOX is awesome | Friday, April 19, 2013 7:39:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I might have just accidentally pissed on my phone... | Friday, April 19, 2013 2:46:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I guess this is why my lowest score on my reviewbwas on professionalism.... Although I still met expectations. #bitches | Friday, April 19, 2013 2:17:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Realllll pumped that Tom Petty came on at the bar, you guys. You think I have time for another beer before I go back to work? | Friday, April 19, 2013 2:07:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Really Windows 8??? I haven't seen a computer look up that badly since Windows 98 | Friday, April 19, 2013 1:35:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Gary Busey cracked me the f up on last Sunday's Apprentice | Thursday, April 18, 2013 11:52:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 CHICKEN TURNOVA PLEES!! No Mike. Is Angelo!! | Thursday, April 18, 2013 11:07:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| FiOS is being flaky right now... | Thursday, April 18, 2013 10:22:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @scoopANDslam: Everything is so fucking stupid. | Wednesday, April 17, 2013 6:58:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm switching off Verizon on the grounds that their 4G is ass in Manhattan. And they don't have Nexus phones | Wednesday, April 17, 2013 1:46:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This fuckin cop just diverted my cab way the fuck out of my way | Tuesday, April 16, 2013 9:44:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This piss just made me have to take a dog | Tuesday, April 16, 2013 9:40:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This dog just made me wanna take a piss | Tuesday, April 16, 2013 9:39:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wtf is this DirecTV + viggle commercial I saw at the bar? Viggle? Vagiggle? Vagina? Huhhh? Confused | Tuesday, April 16, 2013 9:21:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew: "Joe has this hot silver fox gay boss" | Tuesday, April 16, 2013 9:06:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Seriously Vincent.... Who smokes receipts? | Tuesday, April 16, 2013 8:45:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Struttin dat ass @MalJNew | Tuesday, April 16, 2013 8:15:17 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Looked in mirror. Am hot today | Tuesday, April 16, 2013 7:52:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Mmmm pizza for breakfast! | Tuesday, April 16, 2013 7:44:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Suits suck | Monday, April 15, 2013 6:14:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lyle Overbay's at bat music is Nirvana? We're winning the series this year | Saturday, April 13, 2013 6:42:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #sayidoody | Saturday, April 13, 2013 6:35:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Lessard_Eric @keith_connors @tomwcleary @jstanz37 I'll give you $100 if you steal the Jap flag | Saturday, April 13, 2013 6:34:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey Joe. Here's my phone. Call the bullpen. | Saturday, April 13, 2013 5:09:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lol. Asian woman trying to parallel park | Saturday, April 13, 2013 10:59:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My boy Mohammed is back in his food cart and he's awesome! | Friday, April 12, 2013 9:53:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The fuck is this bullshit... Windows 8 equivalent of a BSOD http://t.co/xlFCBhywPF | Friday, April 12, 2013 1:16:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu lol caught me. Got drunk one day and bought that and didn't want to put my real info. | Thursday, April 11, 2013 10:33:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @portfolioso lol caught me. Got drunk one day and bought that and didn't want to put my real info. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, April 11, 2013 10:30:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm legit embarrassed to tweet what Aniusha is talkin about. And I'm nasty as fuck on twitter | Thursday, April 11, 2013 9:11:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The have waxing professors? | Thursday, April 11, 2013 9:09:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Aniusha keeps talking about waxing balls | Thursday, April 11, 2013 9:09:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Elise: "You know that cartoon the Smurfs? Doesn't she remind you of a white Smurf?" | Thursday, April 11, 2013 8:12:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If this chick wasn't in her 40s, she might have been hot. | Tuesday, April 09, 2013 11:15:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 54-46 was my number was my number yeah | Tuesday, April 09, 2013 11:05:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| OK this bastard either 1) dropped dead on the shitter or 2) is avoiding the fare. Fuck you. I'll piss on you. | Tuesday, April 09, 2013 10:59:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| To whoever is taking a shit in the Metro North bathroom: I gotta piss, bastard. Get the fuck out. I'm more important than you. | Tuesday, April 09, 2013 10:31:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew just pulled some Godfather shit. The hottest | Tuesday, April 09, 2013 9:22:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Overheard: "How can your flat assed face not be at McDonalds, bitch" | Tuesday, April 09, 2013 9:14:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Lennon 1) You'll get your hug from whoever you want it from/me also 2) Let's get shitfaced at El Cantinero with the Velbs | Tuesday, April 09, 2013 9:09:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shit. Air drumming to AC/DC. You know I'm tips | Tuesday, April 09, 2013 8:40:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo Freddy. There's gotta be three dudes and someone's gotta wingman that shit | Tuesday, April 09, 2013 8:30:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wisdom: "No ones got your back but you." | Tuesday, April 09, 2013 8:23:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If @MalJNew is a lesbian, that's fine. As long as her girl doesn't have short hair and they're down for a threesome, I'm down. | Tuesday, April 09, 2013 8:19:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The consensus is that Khodaja likes box | Tuesday, April 09, 2013 8:15:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Do you like when girls pee on you? | Tuesday, April 09, 2013 7:54:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "I just wanna drunkenly reply: 'I love you, marry me, have my babies'"- @MalJNew regarding my boss. Lol | Tuesday, April 09, 2013 7:52:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You know Cleveland sucks when even the Yankees can beat them... | Tuesday, April 09, 2013 7:36:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Stephie. How is that ass allowed at work. I'm sure that's somehow against the dress code. | Tuesday, April 09, 2013 7:31:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @jstanz37 I see what you did there... | Tuesday, April 09, 2013 1:07:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Barry's replacement has zero swagger. | Monday, April 08, 2013 8:18:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The end of an era. Barry really is gone. Noooooooooooo | Monday, April 08, 2013 8:05:18 AM | Twitter for Android |