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Gonna put @KFCBarstool on suicide watch over this 20 inning mets loss. Typical mets... Saturday, June 08, 2013 7:50:47 PMTwitter for Android
I can do the Robert Plant falsetto like a boss. Get at me bitches Saturday, June 08, 2013 6:02:56 PMTwitter for Android
I possibly smell just as bad as Swati or Khodaja right now.... Saturday, June 08, 2013 6:01:12 PMTwitter for Android
Wasted right now. Couldn't figure out how to get off the escalator Friday, June 07, 2013 8:57:19 AMTwitter for Android
I think I'm still drunk Friday, June 07, 2013 8:10:24 AMTwitter for Android
Big screen TVs, blunts, and bitches Thursday, June 06, 2013 9:43:50 PMTwitter for Android
Stein's a fuckin baller Thursday, June 06, 2013 9:41:57 PMTwitter for Android
Derick: "Management will tell you: Money isn't the key to happiness. But that's bullshit because they've got money already" Thursday, June 06, 2013 9:31:54 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew way to smoke joker. U missed two shots Thursday, June 06, 2013 9:06:27 PMTwitter for Android
Joe Stein is a fuckin baller Thursday, June 06, 2013 8:16:23 PMTwitter for Android
"Yo. Were going to down the hatch. So uh. Be there or be a dick" Thursday, June 06, 2013 7:43:27 PMTwitter for Android
Keep confusing Gabe and George. Oops Thursday, June 06, 2013 7:34:40 PMTwitter for Android
Dude, this room's buzzin. Whoa! It's the great outdoors! Thursday, June 06, 2013 12:35:44 AMTwitter for Android
But he's no Mo.... #ihavechills Monday, June 03, 2013 10:01:03 PMTwitter for Android
Love me some Robertson. #mancrushmonday Monday, June 03, 2013 9:53:26 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu Yo hot dogs? Bah, sausage and peppers! Monday, June 03, 2013 9:17:30 PMTwitter for Android
LOVIN the Swisher chant from the bleacher creatures! Awwwwwwe Monday, June 03, 2013 7:23:01 PMTwitter for Android
Section 203. First time I'm chilling with @baldvinny and the rest of the Bleacher Creatures since 2008 in section 39 in the old house. Monday, June 03, 2013 7:07:25 PMTwitter for Android
OH MY GOD, BARRY is conductor on the 7:36!!! I'm taking this train everyday now. Fuck the 8:02 #tiger #sport #champ #boss #nowiggling Monday, June 03, 2013 7:39:52 AMTwitter for Android
Stupid motherfuckin rain. It would start downpouring the minute I left the house. Also, fuckin 4/5 signal probs again... Pieces of shit Monday, June 03, 2013 7:34:15 AMTwitter for Android
My fat fuckin ass is walking to the train instead of getting a ride. Gotta add steps for my my Jawbone Up Monday, June 03, 2013 7:24:45 AMTwitter for Android
Yo train dude. Pull this rig the fuck out. Ain't got no time to be stopped at Fordham for like 10 mins Sunday, June 02, 2013 3:18:14 PMTwitter for Android
The girls in the Cohen's Fashion Optical subway ads are absolutely DTF Sunday, June 02, 2013 2:47:16 PMTwitter for Android
Mal just posted bullshit on my twitter. I'm changing my phone passcode Sunday, June 02, 2013 2:05:41 PMTwitter for Android
Just ate a bag of dicks...delicious. Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:59:58 PMTwitter for Android
I think an old chick just started grinding me Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:33:26 PMTwitter for Android
Dude. The suns coming up Sunday, June 02, 2013 4:46:41 AMTwitter for Android
Quiggs ass looks Luke a bag of wet furs Sunday, June 02, 2013 3:12:02 AMTwitter for Android
Pimp Juice!!!!! Sunday, June 02, 2013 2:46:36 AMTwitter for Android
Coltons dropping dope jams Sunday, June 02, 2013 2:32:12 AMTwitter for Android
Hood went West Coast Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:58:46 AMTwitter for Android
Yo Edgar's a fuckin riot Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:35:21 AMTwitter for Android
Kwabi is at Sues right now Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:34:57 AMTwitter for Android
Edgar: "Yo. Fuck this pizza. I need to dance to this jam." Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:23:36 AMTwitter for Android
Edgar: "This player's my idol" (Regarding Will Smith) Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:19:32 AMTwitter for Android
Edgar: "Did he just Puerto Rican Day Parade you?" Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:16:46 AMTwitter for Android
King Without a Crown has the most epic bassline. I always end up playing air bass to it Saturday, June 01, 2013 11:58:14 PMTwitter for Android
Bob Dylan + The Band + @MalJNew + Margs + Lightning = awesome Saturday, June 01, 2013 9:57:53 PMTwitter for Android
That's right... @__JLu @kerbear88 http://t.co/IDHSmyD4jU Saturday, June 01, 2013 8:18:20 PMTwitter for Android
Led Zeppelin loving cabbie is TIGHT Saturday, June 01, 2013 1:04:47 AMTwitter for Android
Cabbie is borat Saturday, June 01, 2013 12:53:29 AMTwitter for Android
Yo. I'm rootin for Derick and Cho to bang. They're the cutest Saturday, June 01, 2013 12:32:25 AMTwitter for Android
Dude. Stop being a pussy and just show him ur tits and suck his dick.... For real. No bitchin on twitter. Shoulda woulda coulda #fail Friday, May 31, 2013 10:52:05 PMTwitter for Android
I want a lap dance from Antonia Friday, May 31, 2013 7:50:35 PMTwitter for Android
I see Texiera is back. His vagina healed nicely. Friday, May 31, 2013 7:43:08 PMTwitter for Android
Aniusha: "Players talking about sticking needles through your dick and shit" Friday, May 31, 2013 2:50:09 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck the fuckin 4/5 train in the ass with a chainsaw Friday, May 31, 2013 9:30:38 AMTwitter for Android
Welp. Didn't fart or poop myself on this train home #greatsuccess Friday, May 31, 2013 1:10:55 AMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna get drunk tomorrow and call Eric a cuntmunch Friday, May 31, 2013 1:03:57 AMTwitter for Android
Yo. Had a draft of a tweet that made no sense. Don't even know what I was trying to say Friday, May 31, 2013 12:48:43 AMTwitter for Android
@thomaswood http://t.co/F1XMkskXkV #metsaretheworst
In reply to @thomaswood's tweet
Friday, May 31, 2013 12:33:03 AMTwitter for Android
Since when does the lower lever of GCT close early. This is bullshit. Ima piss all over the train bc they suck Friday, May 31, 2013 12:12:15 AMTwitter for Android
Mad po po in this station. Safe. Yeahhhhh buddy Thursday, May 30, 2013 11:50:00 PMTwitter for Android
Julissa was like "GIOOOO how'd you get that tan" and I was like "Went to Vegas bro" Thursday, May 30, 2013 11:16:55 PMTwitter for Android
@KFCBarstool eat a dick. Mets always have and always will suck.
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Thursday, May 30, 2013 10:41:14 PMTwitter for Android
So drunk I tried to throw my cup into a speaker instead of a garbage can Thursday, May 30, 2013 10:39:20 PMTwitter for Android
I'm legit scared at what my tab's gonna be at this clip joint assed place. But: #yolo #bdayweekend Thursday, May 30, 2013 9:35:54 PMTwitter for Android
Gio: "I only give 6s and 7s. Everybody passes" Thursday, May 30, 2013 9:18:27 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 fuck the fuckin subway
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Thursday, May 30, 2013 8:44:06 PMTwitter for Android
freshmen girls: Your mouth can't get pregnant Thursday, May 30, 2013 8:31:57 PMTwitter for Android
Its totes not 97, but I still hate the heat Thursday, May 30, 2013 1:52:21 PMTwitter for Android
This is bullshit http://t.co/oUPctyEUY7 Thursday, May 30, 2013 1:49:59 PMTwitter for Android
We need to get this API developer Justin a lap dance and some strippers Thursday, May 30, 2013 10:34:23 AMTwitter for Android
Just ripped ass on the train badly & got the WORST look from these two Asians in front of me. probs making fun of me in Japanese. #whatever Wednesday, May 29, 2013 11:12:17 PMTwitter for Android
I'm pretty sure I dropped double what I ate over Memorial Day weekend... This is why I wasn't at my desk all day. Wednesday, May 29, 2013 1:24:12 AMTwitter for Android
This is some bullshit Tuesday, May 28, 2013 11:37:32 PMTwitter for Android
Mother fuckin Michael Kay... God damn it... I knew Rivera was fucked the minute he said he was perfect all season Tuesday, May 28, 2013 11:34:55 PMTwitter for Android
Michael Kay just jinxed Rivera. Mark my words. Tuesday, May 28, 2013 11:30:47 PMTwitter for Android
Can I get some coffee with that iced milk. You fuckin assholes. @DunkinDonuts http://t.co/paSVzwSWwc Tuesday, May 28, 2013 8:48:31 AMTwitter for Android
BYNES!!!!! Monday, May 27, 2013 9:59:54 PMTwitter for Android
Had so much fun with my @MalJNew today!!! 👍😃 Monday, May 27, 2013 9:50:09 PMTwitter for Android
Philip 👍👍 Monday, May 27, 2013 9:12:19 PMTwitter for Android
I mean. The only reason Hughes wasn't blown out was because I tweeted he would've been. Monday, May 27, 2013 9:05:31 PMTwitter for Android
Hughes is pitching tonight? Yanks are fucked Monday, May 27, 2013 7:21:47 PMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 #NoTouching
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
Monday, May 27, 2013 4:58:37 PMTwitter for Android
"What... We didn't make out or anything. I just gave him a blow job" hhhhhh Sunday, May 26, 2013 8:20:06 PMTwitter for Android
I'm in slow motion right now Sunday, May 26, 2013 4:04:09 PMTwitter for Android
She went from Long Beach down to L.A Saturday, May 25, 2013 9:37:06 PMTwitter for Android
Also this Valorie chick is fuckin crazy Saturday, May 25, 2013 8:18:25 PMTwitter for Android
I just told a gay I was straight but gay for Dave Grohl. Hhhhhh Saturday, May 25, 2013 8:13:49 PMTwitter for Android
Oh the irony... Tried to call Google Play support from Google voice in gmail but it couldn't detect my mic. #googlefail Saturday, May 25, 2013 10:02:56 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin washout. What a waste of Memorial Day Weekend Friday, May 24, 2013 4:46:47 PMTwitter for Android
Best shit reference ever: "Yo. I'm taking the Browns to the Superbowl" @MalJNew Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:31:36 PMTwitter for Android
You do realize that I basically jizz my pants every time Pearl Jam's Black comes on at the bar, right? Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:08:26 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 fuckin shithole
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:12:32 PMTwitter for Android
#craigsagersuit Wednesday, May 22, 2013 8:47:38 PMTwitter for Android
@thomaswood touche.
In reply to @thomaswood's tweet
Tuesday, May 21, 2013 7:18:22 PMTwitter for Android
Somehow, it always comes down to this http://t.co/K1DhHxwMi8 Tuesday, May 21, 2013 9:42:00 AMTwitter for Android
Finally, the MTA has done something right. AC on full blast. It's an ice cube in here and I LOVE it! Tuesday, May 21, 2013 8:07:55 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew I don't have a big ego. I have an awesome ego
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Tuesday, May 21, 2013 8:00:03 AMTwitter for Android
Almost just fell asleep standing on the train. Freaked then car out because I looked like I was going to collapse Monday, May 20, 2013 6:58:45 PMTwitter for Android
She likes to burn Saturday, May 18, 2013 11:17:40 PMTwitter for Android
Shit and corruption Saturday, May 18, 2013 11:08:06 PMTwitter for Android
I'm just the happiest!!!!! Saturday, May 18, 2013 10:56:33 PMTwitter for Android
Wait a sec.... Is it narcissistic to jack off to a picture of yourself? I mean look at me. I'm just sayin. Its gotta be fine... Saturday, May 18, 2013 10:08:46 PMTwitter for Android
This N train smells like cigarettes and dirty, sweaty sponges Saturday, May 18, 2013 6:36:49 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck you man. I just doused myself in coke Thursday, May 16, 2013 11:38:51 PMTwitter for Android
Relax and take notes Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:36:22 PMTwitter for Android
This game is ugly Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:30:47 PMTwitter for Android
Xtina: "You God damned slack jawed junk slut" Thursday, May 16, 2013 9:06:00 PMTwitter for Android