9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Mal. Get your black ass to the bar. (Not just an expression. She's got the black badonkadonk) | Thursday, May 16, 2013 8:45:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Irina to Derick: "You need to smile more in office. I thought you were going to drink my blood. Now you're relaxed" | Thursday, May 16, 2013 8:21:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew boys > girls. Also give her a xanax. Then come to watering and drink with us | Thursday, May 16, 2013 8:07:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Derick: "Balls is where they come from" | Thursday, May 16, 2013 7:48:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What's the over under Cisco banged Alena when she was visiting us from Kiev? | Thursday, May 16, 2013 7:44:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Derick: Breastchester | Thursday, May 16, 2013 7:26:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Derick: "What the fuck do you know about Dominicans you Westchester-assed white boy" | Thursday, May 16, 2013 7:18:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| get the fuck off my team, Phil Hughes edition | Wednesday, May 15, 2013 7:23:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| In a broken train car with no AC. Might be a hundo right now | Wednesday, May 15, 2013 7:03:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I am gonna buy the watering hole. Me Mals and Brad are here. Private bar. Private party | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:54:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bucky makes some mean 'chos | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:41:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So romantic... @maljnew: "If my card goes through, I'll get us a cab home tonight" | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:41:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mariano is just the best. I was broin out with my dude Bucky, @wateringholenyc chef talking about my boys the Yankees | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:34:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Someone's smoking mad weed here. Maybe if I fart, no one will smell it. Shit. @MalJNew just did | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:23:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @wateringholenyc is blasting all the 80s carnal jams. @RockNationRadio wishes he could be here right now | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:17:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Um. Where's my neon girl, jukebox machine? | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 9:24:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I might need another one of these Netta G&Ts. Going down real smooth. Summer's almost here bitchessss | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 9:18:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who needs a seat either. I'm perfectly fine standing ass to dick with random strangers | Monday, May 13, 2013 6:45:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean. I'm just having the greatest day. Why not make me miss all my trains. :-) <3 the MTA. The best!!!!! | Monday, May 13, 2013 6:44:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If you don't think I'm taking an extended lunch tomorrow to visit Bluth's frozen banana stand, you're outside your mind. | Sunday, May 12, 2013 11:05:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Aunt: "She does shit... She's a lazy bitch" | Sunday, May 12, 2013 8:38:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy Mother's Day all you mothers. | Sunday, May 12, 2013 8:28:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My aunt: "My daughter brought me kale chips, kale sister's ass... I'm sick of kale." | Sunday, May 12, 2013 8:27:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude who just got off this train is 100% Draco Malfoy. | Sunday, May 12, 2013 11:01:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @kerbear88 enjoyyyyyyyyy. Not gonna make it over. Cya next time In reply to @kerbear88's tweet | Saturday, May 11, 2013 10:36:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We don't need no MetroCard we taking cabs home cabs cabs home | Saturday, May 11, 2013 9:11:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ordered a Philly cheasesteak.. Was nom. Then I ordered sliders. I'm a fatty | Saturday, May 11, 2013 8:08:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Me to C.J... "she loooooves meat" | Saturday, May 11, 2013 7:47:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I want Yuri tending my bar.... This is bullshit | Saturday, May 11, 2013 7:43:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think my tolerance is through the roof. Because I can drink all day and never feel hammered | Saturday, May 11, 2013 7:42:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I want Woody's in my mouth | Saturday, May 11, 2013 7:02:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh app4 is down? Good. I'd fix it but you said i needed more experience and don't pay me fairly so I'm out drinking instead. Eat a dick | Saturday, May 11, 2013 6:17:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, our system crashed today and I didn't fix it nor give a fuck. When they want to be fair to me, I'll care again. | Saturday, May 11, 2013 5:53:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Some dude just took a picture of three dudes at the urinal in the passed. Wtf | Saturday, May 11, 2013 5:51:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Its been a long time since I've seen an Asian bouncer" -Joel | Saturday, May 11, 2013 4:56:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Thanks for the drink assistance at the bar, @MalJNew. Those tits are reallll useful for getting the bartender's attention | Saturday, May 11, 2013 4:38:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MarkAbsher @MalJNew good times! Cray times! In reply to @MarkAbsher's tweet | Saturday, May 11, 2013 11:11:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Need a Dramamine for this train. I've been on ships that rocked less. Fuck this commute and the MTA | Friday, May 10, 2013 8:06:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "I mean if getting shitfaced and grabbing your girlfriends ass makes you an embarrassment then Im an absolute fucking disgrace" @KFCBarstool | Thursday, May 09, 2013 4:50:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Relief... Floating in a stream | Thursday, May 09, 2013 4:29:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean... I don't think that request was out of line. This was the third time she turned off pearl jam. | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:44:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cunt bartender yelled at me when I gave her shit for turning off pearl jam. She can eat a bag of dicks. No more tips. | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:38:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cunts | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:14:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #booker #eldiablo | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:14:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "When you give a shit, you look like a fuckin lunatic" -Derick | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:09:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck you Daniel telling me I'm inexperienced. You know what else I was inexperienced at that I got good at quickly? I'll show your wife | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 8:46:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Daniel can eat a dick | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 8:36:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Derick's cracking up about how im telling everyone to eat a bag of dicks. | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:59:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean..... Whoever turned off pearl jam is a fuckin douche canoe | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:49:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If I were mayor, I'd cockslap the shit out of crime | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:48:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, whoever's smoking weed here. Let me get in on some of that shit bastards | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:23:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shitty day? No probs. Go to Dakota bar. Alice in Chains, mad season, Offspring, pearl jam, FUCK | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:20:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| GIO is my dude also. Real people have my back. | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 3:08:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gonna go back to work all chill and shit. Probably will be mad productive. Hey... It's healthier to chill than to be a hyper bitch | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 2:56:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mad at boss? Just go to the bar and pound beers. Problem solved | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 2:52:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Waitress ass bitch. can't you see I'm batshit crazy right now? Let me get a beer asshole. | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 2:37:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bitch bring me another beer. | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 2:29:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Walk faster cunts | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:58:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Fantasy_Mania Cuncel my fantasy team. | Tuesday, May 07, 2013 11:28:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why do all Armenians' last names end in -ian? | Tuesday, May 07, 2013 9:21:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| In a merpy mood caused by giving too many fucks. I shouldn't care. Aka boss man wants to use rpm, I want to compile from source. | Tuesday, May 07, 2013 6:16:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Private garbage truck in the hood/bx shows up at 11:30. Car backs up and unloads the trunk. Both pull away. Pretty sure that was a body.. | Sunday, May 05, 2013 11:37:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 11:15 at night and my grandma decides to make me not one but two peppers and egg sandwiches for lunch tomorrow at work | Sunday, May 05, 2013 11:24:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Woke up with my boxers on inside out... Wut | Sunday, May 05, 2013 11:55:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| And for anyone who actually does give a fuck. I made it home safe. | Sunday, May 05, 2013 3:59:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @dannyrob88 walking solo in e hood. Hope I don't get robbed In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet | Sunday, May 05, 2013 3:44:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| O man. This towns creepy as fuck. Desolate. W/e | Sunday, May 05, 2013 3:20:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| 3:19 am walk home. Might take an hour hhh. At least I'll lose weight exercise | Sunday, May 05, 2013 3:20:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Mals better though | Saturday, May 04, 2013 11:14:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Me and Danny are sending tongues to Antonia. Hhh | Saturday, May 04, 2013 11:13:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Me and danny beat these bitches fair and square by hitting two cups at once. We gave them a second chance and lost. Fuck | Saturday, May 04, 2013 11:05:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| CEFOLA I MANZO | Saturday, May 04, 2013 10:23:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS GIOVANI MANZO | Saturday, May 04, 2013 10:23:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Eet burns? Zat ees how you know you are dreeeenking | Saturday, May 04, 2013 10:22:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This rum and coke blows. | Saturday, May 04, 2013 10:17:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo. If I lose this beer pong tournament, I'll shake a bitch | Saturday, May 04, 2013 8:54:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Real talk with my boy Danny | Saturday, May 04, 2013 8:44:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Me to Danny: "Bitch. Make me a taco" | Saturday, May 04, 2013 7:55:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I gotta cut this red bull and drinks out before I have a fuckin heart attack | Saturday, May 04, 2013 7:44:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Danny: "What Disney villain would you wanna fuck if you had the chance? Id definitely pick the evil queen in Snow White because she's kinky" | Saturday, May 04, 2013 7:36:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cruella Deville? She's a milf. | Saturday, May 04, 2013 7:34:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Random thought: Do you think Will Smith banged those backing vocalist chicks n his song Miami? They sounded hot. | Saturday, May 04, 2013 6:38:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Really lookin forward to John's birthday celebraish, you guys. @SonicBlur23 and I are gonna run the beer pong table. | Saturday, May 04, 2013 5:54:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pretty sure Samantha might murder me for being loud.... | Saturday, May 04, 2013 1:37:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I just know. :-) | Saturday, May 04, 2013 1:30:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Totally pulled the recovery tonight at the #eltres celebraish. Almost yacked, but the CEO was in the wizzah so I forced myself not to. | Saturday, May 04, 2013 12:01:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yes. I'm just being the drunkest assed most hypocritical motherfucker ever in front of Mals mom. Wonderful. | Friday, May 03, 2013 9:59:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Crush cigs with the boss man. GFs mom catches me outside. Hhhhhhh | Friday, May 03, 2013 7:52:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Got a cup of water. My boss was like "what a bitch. You were taking shots weren't you" #silverfox | Friday, May 03, 2013 6:35:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @tomwcleary Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. You mean to tell me Bridgeport made it all the way to May without any homicides? #notevenremotelypossible | Friday, May 03, 2013 2:15:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Christ. Breath live at state college just came on and GOD damn it Mike McCready can play a guitar | Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:25:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @XtinaSchelin I thought you hated virtualbox... All the kids use VMWare In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet | Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:23:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Only three types of farts possible on the train: Silent but deadly, loud & deadly and just plain loud. You'll never sneak em... | Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:20:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ummm. Not sure how I should take this but @MalJNew just called me a lesbian. Hhhhh | Tuesday, April 30, 2013 10:25:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm really curious on where the word cocky came from... Like... "Here's how awesome my huge dick is. Enjoy it" is LITERALLY cocky. | Tuesday, April 30, 2013 8:28:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| But is this not the ugliest fucking building in the history of buildings? Fuckin scrap of peeling steel beams http://t.co/Yf1YVibVt2 | Tuesday, April 30, 2013 1:29:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Looking forward to #eltres | Tuesday, April 30, 2013 11:21:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This fuckin train takes takes too long. I'm moving to the city. Fuck this noise. | Monday, April 29, 2013 11:45:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Derick, Syskill, JP and Joe Stein are fuckin killing me right now. | Monday, April 29, 2013 9:57:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I would bang the Philly Cheese Steaks here at Woody's | Monday, April 29, 2013 8:37:02 PM | Twitter for Android |