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I am so defeated πŸ˜₯ Sunday, November 17, 2024 12:19:10 AMBlueSky
I am so annoyed rn because my pre lit Christmas tree completely failed after just 6 seasons.

Not only does the remote controller RF box not work, but there's also some issue preventing the entire clear set of lights from working.

Not what I had in my cards for today. Kiddo was so disappointed ☹️
Saturday, November 16, 2024 10:55:34 PMBlueSky
Also my wife "you're on your gloomy bastard music again"
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Saturday, November 16, 2024 3:20:25 PMBlueSky
Alice in Chains Unplugged is the literal perfect record for when it's been gloomy for the millionth day in a row in Ohio [[ Image ]] Saturday, November 16, 2024 3:19:11 PMBlueSky
Recalled because they forgot to label that it didn't contain milk. It's butter! What do you think it contains?

Then they wonder why food prices are through the roof.

www.yahoo.com/news/popular...
Saturday, November 16, 2024 1:02:04 PMBlueSky
Everyone's driving like a slow today Friday, November 15, 2024 1:55:01 PMBlueSky
I woke up and today stinks Friday, November 15, 2024 9:37:41 AMBlueSky
gm
In reply to @ad8g.net's post
Friday, November 15, 2024 1:38:30 AMBlueSky
For my mortgage, I have a dedicated checking acct with partial direct deposits just enough to cover it + a little padding, and the remainder goes to another acct.

After last year's escrow increases, December's mortgage payment will overdraft my account by $1.38, so now I need to adjust shit :/
Friday, November 15, 2024 12:56:02 AMBlueSky
The original images didn't load for me at first, but now they both work. Growing pains! Lots of "Invalid Handle" errors today also Thursday, November 14, 2024 4:53:35 PMBlueSky
It's so refreshing seeing people come over here from that shitty Elon website Monday, November 11, 2024 7:33:23 PMBlueSky
I have a giant cleaning list to complete and am getting started... NOW. This is gonna take a while Monday, November 11, 2024 1:40:30 PMBlueSky
Head over to #Feeds and search for Infosec [[ Image ]]
In reply to @d0c.bsky.social's post
Friday, November 08, 2024 4:29:13 PMBlueSky
Checking in from Dumbfuckistan, USA. I apologize to the world that the majority of our citizens want to go backwards.
In reply to @bombi.bsky.social's post
Friday, November 08, 2024 10:13:25 AMBlueSky
This is concerning because with the prices of everything, I can barely break even on the basics. I feel like I've already been saving up and have nothing to show for it. Everything's illiquid and does not help me now. Thursday, November 07, 2024 2:01:35 PMBlueSky
If Elon is so worried about population loss, he should just bankroll everyone's child related expenses. He can afford it. Should just be able to upload a receipt and get instantly reimbursed. Monday, November 04, 2024 12:39:45 PMBlueSky
It really needs to be Halloween already on the grounds that I've already broken into the two giant Costco bags of candy for the Trick or Treaters. At this rate, I won't have any left! Monday, October 28, 2024 1:03:45 AMBlueSky
No one uses Bluesky. I really wish more tech people came over here instead of remaining on wacky Elon's 𝕏 bullshit Tuesday, October 22, 2024 4:55:06 PMBlueSky
Who else is here because they're tired of Elon poisoning X with his far right absurd billionaire opinions and cultish ways...

I mean, too many people are still on X so now I have to check both
Saturday, October 19, 2024 6:44:09 PMBlueSky
Bluesky is bullshit. My account keeps getting rate limited on login and I hardly use it. It's kept my web session logged in but I can't login elsewhere.

Support took 3 weeks to get back to me and they were like "well, don't go over the limit and try again later" by which, that time it worked again
Tuesday, October 15, 2024 9:40:42 AMBlueSky
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #202,378!

(Forgot about bluesky tbh) [[ Image ]]
Thursday, September 19, 2024 10:56:39 AMBlueSky
Hello Bluesky! It's been a hot minute? What's been going on around here? Tuesday, August 13, 2024 5:07:59 PMBlueSky
Y'all. Hot take: Slim Shady is back. I don't care how much Gen Z hates Eminem, or how irrelevant he was for the past decade (minus a few collabs). Dude dropped a fire jam that immediately transported me back to middle school. Sunday, June 09, 2024 9:52:52 PMBlueSky
Either Verizon 5GUW (CBand) in my neighborhood got better, or the Pixel 8 finally has the radio firmware sorted and it's better at staying connected to 5GUW than it was a few months ago. Used to drive me nuts and always bounced to LTE or fake 5G constantly. Now it's solid Tuesday, June 04, 2024 12:53:03 AMBlueSky
Y'all - I just want to make one quick DNS change, but our infra code pipeline takes 13 minutes to run + requires an approval.

Then they wonder why everything takes forever
Friday, May 31, 2024 11:04:45 AMBlueSky
It's always the trees that call out to me Sunday, April 28, 2024 10:24:48 PMBlueSky
Taylor Swift dropped a new album or something. Why do I have to work? It should be a national holiday Friday, April 19, 2024 10:28:46 AMBlueSky
My mom keeps sending me these creepy AI Jesus Instagram videos and she's gotta fucking stop because it's so gd creepy. It's literally a picture that's been AI animated to talk.

This is some religious boomer shit, because if you send it to 10 people before midnight, you get an extra blessing πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
Monday, April 01, 2024 12:56:25 AMBlueSky
I'm back, bitches! [[ Image ]] Sunday, March 31, 2024 10:12:03 AMBlueSky
Yankees down 3-0 to the cheating Astros in the first inning of opening day. Then they ground into a double plays twice with the bases loaded. Cancel the season. Thursday, March 28, 2024 5:13:54 PMBlueSky
Me trying to clean up someone's 4 year old, unmaintained typescript where they didn't lock packages to a version and now everything is deprecated! [[ Image ]] Thursday, March 28, 2024 2:30:48 AMBlueSky
Plastic was the worst thing invented. Prove me wrong.

www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/p...
Wednesday, March 20, 2024 9:20:00 AMBlueSky
This meeting needs to end already. It's 15 minutes over, they're beating the dead horse, and it's after 5 on a Friday and I'm the only one on Eastern Time on the call.

I'm in a whole mood rn
Friday, March 15, 2024 5:15:35 PMBlueSky
Looking at an article on why car insurance is going up so fast... More accidents. People are driving more aggressively. They're like "fuck it. I lived through a pandemic. I drive how I drive." [[ Image ]] Thursday, March 14, 2024 10:14:10 PMBlueSky
I simply don't understand why people would be against this. What do you have to lose?

www.cnn.com/2024/03/07/h...
Thursday, March 07, 2024 10:42:55 AMBlueSky
It's absolutely enraging that I live in the most populated township in my county and they still have railroad crossings across main ass roads like it's still farmland.

You get a long ass, slow train at rush hour and everything is fucked
Wednesday, March 06, 2024 4:48:21 PMBlueSky
Anyone want to gift my poor ass a Raspberry Pi 5 to replace an old desktop I'm running Gitlab CE on? It' running on an old Intel Sandy Bridge and is now slow AF. Wednesday, March 06, 2024 9:58:46 AMBlueSky
I'm low key a little pissed how quickly Bitcoin is rising because I'm in this for the long run and enjoyed buying small amounts at a discount in the 20k range. I wish it stayed there for a while before going to the moon Tuesday, March 05, 2024 12:27:17 AMBlueSky
What's the appropriate way to use my 20x creeper zoom to take cute pics of my kid at the playground from far away, without all the moms thinking I'm creeping on them? Monday, March 04, 2024 2:56:07 PMBlueSky
Snapple isn't even a thing anymore since they moved away from glass bottles. Prove me wrong. Saturday, March 02, 2024 1:02:57 PMBlueSky
Bluesky has #hashtags now! Hooruh! Thursday, February 29, 2024 4:39:44 PMBlueSky
Bluesky is great but there still aren't enough people on here to interact with Sunday, February 25, 2024 10:04:18 AMBlueSky
Finish the sentence of the article "...Is going to mysteriously end up dead"

(And big pharma may or may not be to blame. Just think how much money they'd lose if cancer was cured) [[ Image ]]
Tuesday, February 20, 2024 8:28:02 PMBlueSky
I am SO tempted to sell wifey's earth diamond and replace it with a better quality lab grown diamond 4-5x cheaper... I could use that cash right now.

Absolutely absurd I had that amount of money to throw away on the most abundant element in the universe. Now, I'm a GD poor.
Tuesday, February 20, 2024 11:36:54 AMBlueSky
I say let lab grown diamond prices tumble. There is zero reason to waste so much money on a fucking piece of carbon. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference between lab and natural diamonds anyway.

markets.businessinsider.com/news/commodi...
Sunday, February 18, 2024 8:00:15 PMBlueSky
Typical bullshit where if I stand at a bar, I get ignored Saturday, February 17, 2024 3:39:30 PMBlueSky
Old Men
2024
Saturday, February 17, 2024 12:24:58 AMBlueSky
I mean... Again. The charts on Feb 10, 1996. Absolute BANGERS0. The 90s slapped [[ Image ]] Wednesday, February 14, 2024 11:03:34 PMBlueSky
Twitter can suck it because their ad targeting is garbage. Above 35? What do they think I'm some kind of antique? [[ Image ]] Wednesday, February 14, 2024 7:47:16 PMBlueSky
FIRE HYDRANTS FROM TAYLOR'S BOOTH Sunday, February 11, 2024 10:47:54 PMBlueSky
Did Alicia Keys age a day since like 2002? The only acceptable answer is no, not at all Sunday, February 11, 2024 8:29:12 PMBlueSky
Super Bowl drinking game: take a shot every time they cut to Taylor Sunday, February 11, 2024 6:28:02 PMBlueSky
Who's gonna win the Taylor Bowl tomorrow? Saturday, February 10, 2024 6:17:15 PMBlueSky
I'm so annoyed right now. Went to Walmart to pick up one photo order and left it in my cart. Someone took the car when I went back 30 seconds after I realized it and now it's gone Saturday, February 10, 2024 1:12:28 PMBlueSky
I really wish more people would come over to Bluesky from that nonsensical Elon app. I feel like the algo on 𝕏 just shows you tweets you politically disagree with to start internet arguments Saturday, February 10, 2024 12:26:52 PMBlueSky
Ladies and gentlemen... Testicles. That is all. Saturday, February 10, 2024 4:05:40 AMBlueSky
Let's fuck around and find out how my app handles an embed URL and an image

portfolioso.com [[ Image ]]
Saturday, February 10, 2024 1:59:30 AMBlueSky
Testing and stuff like that Friday, February 09, 2024 12:49:49 PMBlueSky
Yeah, that worked [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Friday, February 09, 2024 12:23:21 AMBlueSky
I need to post something newer than the last datetimestamp of my BSky posts I'm archiving to my DB to test something. This is that update Friday, February 09, 2024 12:22:16 AMBlueSky
This is a post with two images so I can test retrieving them from the API. Working on some things πŸ˜ƒ [[ Image ]][[ Image ]] Wednesday, February 07, 2024 7:11:07 PMBlueSky
I'm a hap, hap, happy dog. I'm a happy, happy happy dog! [[ Image ]] Tuesday, February 06, 2024 8:41:45 PMBlueSky
There were some bangers out in January 1998. I was rockin' out to all these in 3rd grade like a boss! [[ Image ]] Friday, January 26, 2024 12:31:54 PMBlueSky
Hello beautiful Bluesky people πŸ¦‹ Tuesday, January 23, 2024 10:50:55 AMBlueSky
Welp, I just went down that rabbit hole...
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Monday, January 01, 2024 1:23:52 PMBlueSky
Does anyone know if I can follow someone on Mastodon on here, or not yet? Monday, January 01, 2024 1:16:14 PMBlueSky
Happy New Year's Eve to everyone it's still New Year's Eve for! πŸ₯‚πŸ₯³πŸΎπŸŽ‰ #2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ Sunday, December 31, 2023 9:12:17 PMBlueSky
Were you trying to say really dim stars?
In reply to @ngttg.bsky.social's post
Sunday, December 24, 2023 9:32:27 AMBlueSky
I love it! It needed a distinct icon. The clouds on a sky background were not good to use in social media cards
In reply to @jay.bsky.team's post
Friday, December 22, 2023 4:56:27 PMBlueSky
I was not that advanced in physics πŸ˜‚ Wednesday, November 01, 2023 12:41:03 AMBlueSky
Doesn't matter, everything's a simulation.
In reply to @ngttg.bsky.social's post
Sunday, October 29, 2023 11:32:38 AMBlueSky
2008-2014 is peak Dave Grohl [[ Image ]] Tuesday, October 24, 2023 10:50:53 AMBlueSky
Bay! It's awesome and the frosted back is awesome Friday, October 13, 2023 12:22:17 AMBlueSky
Pixel 8 Pro is fantastic so far. Not a single complaint at the moment. I have a good feeling about this, like when I unboxed my Pixel 2. Did not have good feelings about the 4 and 6 Pro. Thursday, October 12, 2023 3:09:54 PMBlueSky
I had a physics teacher who always used to say "no naked numbers!" AKA you always need to put the units after any number!
In reply to @ngttg.bsky.social's post
Friday, October 06, 2023 11:00:16 AMBlueSky
I should post on here more but really don't know what kind of content I'm going for. Maybe the old days of innocent useless updates of life tidbits? Twitter of the old days (2008/2009/2010) Friday, September 15, 2023 1:08:16 AMBlueSky
It's come to my attention that I haven't posted on here in 27 days, so here I am, just remaining active, for the lulz Wednesday, August 16, 2023 1:12:16 PMBlueSky
There's a 100lb lap dog laying on me and this is the best thing ever. Luna usually never snuggles right on top of me. Thursday, July 20, 2023 1:59:47 AMBlueSky
This thing still on? Sunday, July 16, 2023 5:36:15 PMBlueSky
One thing they have to fix on here is how slow the app launches. First you stare at some clouds for 7 seconds. Then "connecting..." For 2-3 seconds. Sunday, July 09, 2023 12:41:46 AMBlueSky
I literally just activated an ebay refurbished Pixel 5 on my account (since my 4 kicked it and I wanted the free cloud storage) and I legit like it better than my 6 Pro Saturday, July 08, 2023 5:49:22 PMBlueSky
Federate with Mastodon instances and add hashtagging and this hits the sweet spot.

In the meantime, enjoy the fragmentation.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Saturday, July 08, 2023 4:38:57 PMBlueSky
BlueSky has a pure feed... Threads seems curated and is exactly like how you never see your friends stuff on Instagram. Like TokTok's FYP, it's just viral nonsense with a couple friends here and there.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Saturday, July 08, 2023 4:38:15 PMBlueSky
I think I agree with this... Threads has all the attention, but some people may not want to affiliate with Meta. BlueSky seems solid so far but is still too alpha and doesn't have great adaptation yet Saturday, July 08, 2023 4:32:10 PMBlueSky
It's hilarious that there's both a unicorn convention and an Indian prayer conference going on at the same space. The differences in attire is something to see Saturday, July 08, 2023 1:45:33 PMBlueSky
One time, my mom told me that the reason I snore is because I have a fat neck Thursday, July 06, 2023 5:28:52 PMBlueSky
I'm such a dick to AI and bark orders at it to fix the code it's spitting out for me. I'm totally on its shitlist and will be among the first killed off by it. Especially since I'm rewatching The 100 and am on the ALLiE AI season. AI gon' kill us all Thursday, July 06, 2023 5:26:55 PMBlueSky
How am I supposed to keep up with all the blue bird website clones?
In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post
Thursday, July 06, 2023 2:36:22 PMBlueSky
This API documentation tells me absolutely nothing. I just want to be able to read my own posts: https://blueskyproject.io/bluesky-queueserver-api/ Thursday, July 06, 2023 10:31:38 AMBlueSky
Now instead of just tweeting in one place, I have to post on Threads, BlueSky, Twitter... Let the fragmentation begin! Thursday, July 06, 2023 9:38:24 AMBlueSky
Sigh. Society peaked Thursday, July 06, 2023 12:08:13 AMBlueSky
Happy Murica Day Tuesday, July 04, 2023 9:48:40 AMBlueSky
I have this neighbor Karen who's an old boomer and never shuts up. She invites herself over all the time to talk our ear off and no one wants to hear it. Ain't got time for that noise. Monday, July 03, 2023 8:17:33 PMBlueSky
This is actually a viable replacement for the blue bird website. We just need to get more people on here... Monday, July 03, 2023 12:19:02 PMBlueSky
This here reminds me of 2008 Twitter. Monday, July 03, 2023 11:40:54 AMBlueSky
Anyone giving up a 14 year old dog to a shelter is actually the worst kind of monster.

https://www.insider.com/owner-of-elderly-dog-told-animal-shelter-i-dont-care-viral-video-tiktok-2023-6
Monday, July 03, 2023 3:51:20 AMBlueSky
This place is rather refreshing and back to basics... βœ… Monday, July 03, 2023 3:25:13 AMBlueSky
This thing on? Hello? What's a BlueSky? I am bad at technology. How do I use computer. Monday, July 03, 2023 12:27:20 AMBlueSky