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These laws are so fucking stupid and put undue burden on tech companies. This increases costs and complexity.

Moron leadership in these stupid ass red states
In reply to @safety.bsky.app's post
Sunday, September 28, 2025 9:08:03 PMBlueSky
This cannot be serious but it really is. I'm gonna pee my pants [[ Image ]] Monday, September 22, 2025 10:20:37 PMBlueSky
This cannot be serious right now,.I'm gonna pee my.l pants [[ Image ]] Monday, September 22, 2025 10:19:50 PMBlueSky
I'm watching a lady on TikTok do simple math on an abacus and I've never felt dumber in my life Wednesday, September 17, 2025 1:43:15 AMBlueSky
In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post
Sunday, September 14, 2025 10:01:04 PMBlueSky
One way to give me an immediate emotional breakdown is to show me posts of people who just lost their dogs. Idk why this content shows up on my timeline and I don't know any of these people or their sweet dog, but it turns me into an instant mess. Sunday, September 14, 2025 9:59:44 PMBlueSky
Look at these union guys Thursday, September 04, 2025 9:59:00 AMBlueSky
I literally cannot take this article seriously. The Pixel 6 series was the biggest piece of shit Google ever launched, and this jerkoff is trying to say his 6 is better than the 10?

Get the hell out of here.
share.google/NeKXe9Ng97fC... 		Wednesday, September 03, 2025 12:34:14 AMBlueSky
Luna sleeps [[ Image ]]
In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post
Friday, August 15, 2025 7:02:35 PMBlueSky
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In reply to @alexengineer10.bsky.social's post
Sunday, August 10, 2025 12:09:41 PMBlueSky
Shit guys. This gummy and this glass of wine and I'm gooooood right now Saturday, August 09, 2025 4:21:19 PMBlueSky
I love it when my intuition is correct. Tuesday, August 05, 2025 10:01:13 PMBlueSky
Testing my migration thingy... Tuesday, August 05, 2025 4:59:53 PMBlueSky
For example... [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Friday, July 25, 2025 7:40:13 PMBlueSky
I literally cannot stop trolling MAGA government officials over on X with DEEZ NUTS.

I'll rephrase part of their post and end it with Deez Nuts. Maybe I'm a child, but it will never NOT be funny. 		Friday, July 25, 2025 7:38:28 PMBlueSky
I literally cannot stop trolling MAGA government officials over on X with DEEZ NUTS.

I'll rephrase part of their post and end it with Deez Nuts and maybe I'm a child, but it will never NOT be funny. [[ Image ]] 		Friday, July 25, 2025 7:35:53 PMBlueSky
Summer can officially suck a dick. Can't wait for this shit to end in October.

It's DIABOLICAL for it to be 90 degrees with a heat index of 106 at fucking 10:30 PM in the Midwest. Dew Point of 78... Fuck outta here. Bugs and shit everywhere. HATE HATE HATE

Can it be winter already? 		Friday, July 25, 2025 12:26:18 AMBlueSky
🍄🌀✌️🌌🚀 [[ Image ]] Saturday, July 19, 2025 1:29:30 AMBlueSky
🍄✌️🚀🌌 [[ Image ]] Saturday, July 19, 2025 1:27:33 AMBlueSky
"We learned that her owner no longer wanted her"

Fuck is wrong with people?! [[ Image ]] 		Saturday, July 05, 2025 12:57:32 PMBlueSky
The Supreme Court stinks Friday, June 27, 2025 5:40:00 PMBlueSky
I'm unhinged in the sense that I can read sad stories about random strangers' dogs passing and immediately start sobbing...

But like, for the most part, I don't really give a shit about people. 		Friday, June 27, 2025 5:39:27 PMBlueSky
This is fine
In reply to @alexengineer10.bsky.social's post
Saturday, June 21, 2025 11:19:18 PMBlueSky
Can't stand summer [[ Image ]] Saturday, June 21, 2025 12:49:26 AMBlueSky
I swear to Christ, this is the last time I volunteer to update "something quick and easy" in a legacy repo that hasn't been touched in a few years. Friday, June 20, 2025 4:42:36 PMBlueSky
I posted a picture of a mystic, psychedelic tree on insta and only my wifey liked it. Come on people. Do better.

Don't you realize trees are the coolest? 		Wednesday, June 11, 2025 10:15:23 PMBlueSky
UN is reporting that world fertility rates are in severe decline. Why is anyone shocked?

1) No one can afford to have a family
2) We're literally poisoning ourselves with plastic
3) pollution and synthetic pesticides are rampant

Just send a meteor. We need to hit control-alt-delete on the planet 		Tuesday, June 10, 2025 10:28:47 PMBlueSky
I hate fuckin casinos. I understand probability and know the house always comes out on top, and the only time I'll ever gamble is like $20-40 max and when I'm with a group. But for fucks sake, at least let me play for 20 minutes. Every time I fuckin gamble, I'm wiped in like 2 minutes Tuesday, June 10, 2025 9:53:32 PMBlueSky
I've been here 20 minutes and Eddie is already telling me he banged three models Monday, June 09, 2025 5:47:39 PMBlueSky
Definitely don't eat a whole bunch of mushrooms and then listen to this track, or else you might be in for a little brain treat:

youtu.be/6PfYo-YYVPY?... 		Monday, June 09, 2025 6:11:18 AMBlueSky
People who go 45 mph when the speed limit is 55 are complete pricks Thursday, June 05, 2025 3:48:05 PMBlueSky
Yes, full on Dexter style
In reply to @xhamulnazgul.bsky.social's post
Friday, May 30, 2025 7:41:02 PMBlueSky
Who shot that dog. I will find them and send them straight through the wood chipper. Foot first.
In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post
Friday, May 30, 2025 6:41:39 PMBlueSky
My wife doesn't want to hear about our inefficient, shitty water heater setup and how it's a ticking time bomb, so I had a 20 minute convo with an LMM about it, which probably in turn, ended up using 300kWh of electric and 600 gallons of water to analyze my situation and chat about it Friday, May 30, 2025 6:20:16 PMBlueSky
We live in a pretty damn good simulation if shit like this is accounted for: [[ Image ]] Friday, May 30, 2025 5:03:09 PMBlueSky
Call me a weirdo, but M&Ms in in a glass of milk is 🔥🔥🔥

There's something about sweet, petroleum-dyed milk and the coldness of the M&Ms with their coating coming off that's top notch 		Thursday, May 29, 2025 11:19:27 AMBlueSky
Anyone remember when American Idiot came out and we were all mad at George W. Bush and now it's like what the fuck is actually happening? Saturday, May 24, 2025 6:14:01 PMBlueSky
I've been at the brewery for a bit, which means I'm 100% going to be getting the shits Saturday, May 24, 2025 5:13:06 PMBlueSky
Not trying to stereotype here, but I looked up the kiddo's school ratings by ethnicity, and this completely checks out... [[ Image ]] Thursday, May 22, 2025 2:01:24 AMBlueSky
Then they're *shocked* when the CEOs get unalived by disgruntled people.
In reply to @shenet.works's post
Thursday, May 22, 2025 1:00:19 AMBlueSky
I get this a lot =( [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Wednesday, May 21, 2025 5:04:30 PMBlueSky
I wish I was able to form well organized thoughts and tell stories in a concise manner that hold people's attention because it feels really shitty when you're telling a story, struggling to get to the point and then you lose your audience Wednesday, May 21, 2025 5:03:38 PMBlueSky
I'm actually appalled. Been buying the same pair of Under Armour sneakers for years and they were always $40-50.

Today, they were $80. I had no choice because my old ones have holes and they're one of the rare brands that does 4E wide because I have a gorilla foot.

😞 		Wednesday, May 21, 2025 2:20:06 PMBlueSky
I made very poor decisions a month ago by picking Newark for a layover on my work trip because I didn't want to fly into DC's shitty collision-prone airspace, and now Newark is a useless, third world airport.

Going to need to change the flight. It's been getting cancelled every day. 		Thursday, May 15, 2025 11:47:51 PMBlueSky
The world totally ended in 2019. CERN blew us all up or something and put us on another timeline.

This is definitely The Bad Place. 		Sunday, May 11, 2025 12:49:18 AMBlueSky
Part of me needs to stop watching post apocalyptic shows, but part of me needs to know what to expect Saturday, May 03, 2025 2:28:43 AMBlueSky
Car dealership oil change waiting room coffee hits different Tuesday, April 29, 2025 10:14:25 AMBlueSky
Therapist: "How do you plan on getting through the next 4 years?"

Me: 		Tuesday, April 29, 2025 2:52:48 AMBlueSky
The year is 2025 and politics are so bad, we're passing around George W. Bush videos of him sounding like a scholar and saying "ya know, we didn't like that guy back then, but I'd take him back" Saturday, April 26, 2025 1:04:05 AMBlueSky
I work from home. I'm not a creep. Leave me alone with this noise. Come on now, I'm no threat.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Wednesday, April 23, 2025 1:58:04 PMBlueSky
This sexual harassment training is a drag... They literally forced it to be an hour long. It's the same one 4 years in a row so I know all the answers, but they set a fixed time for an hour so it is forcing me to pick wrong answers to lengthen the training and I don't have time for this shit rn Wednesday, April 23, 2025 1:45:53 PMBlueSky
Get pizza. Go to Madison Square Park and see the Flatiron building (near there). Go to Barcade in Brooklyn

Staten Island ferry is free. There is nothing to do in Staten Island so go there for the free boat ride and views, and proceed to take it right back to Manhattan before it leaves again.
In reply to @snubs.bsky.social's post
Wednesday, April 23, 2025 9:23:39 AMBlueSky
Gen Z be like [[ Image ]] Sunday, April 20, 2025 12:08:04 AMBlueSky
Trees are honestly the coolest. Each one tells a story. Thursday, April 17, 2025 6:54:51 PMBlueSky
Normalize Gen Z going wiki wild at the bar to Nickelback Thursday, April 17, 2025 12:01:33 AMBlueSky
The wokes are all boycotting Target now because they rolled back DEI... I was ahead of our time. Never cared for Target Wednesday, April 16, 2025 12:56:19 AMBlueSky
The year is 2025. People are buying weed at the store and eggs on the black market. 🤷‍♂️ Tuesday, April 15, 2025 12:05:44 AMBlueSky
Maybe if Matt Mullenweg stopped being such a weenie, more devs would contribute, but he's picking an absurd battle with WP Engine and looks like a joker

www.searchenginejournal.com/wordpress-co... 		Wednesday, April 09, 2025 10:26:33 PMBlueSky
The United States sucks so much, that my US-based company decided to hold its team offsite IN ANOTHER COUNTRY because our offshore teams 1) Didn't want to come here 2) Were afraid to come here 3) Kept getting their visas denied

What a time to be alive. 		Friday, April 04, 2025 10:01:05 AMBlueSky
RIP Val Kilmer. My favorite weed sherpa www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONU... Wednesday, April 02, 2025 6:46:20 PMBlueSky
Get the fuck out of here. I hate fantasy baseball and stink at it. I was up by 30 points+ all week long and then I end up losing by 2.67 points [[ Image ]] Sunday, March 30, 2025 11:37:41 PMBlueSky
But isn't next.js just a react wrapper?
In reply to @endingwithali.com's post
Tuesday, March 25, 2025 9:22:08 AMBlueSky
See, no one actually asked for this. This kind of crap is why they end up having to raise the price all the time.

screenrant.com/the-electric... 		Monday, March 24, 2025 1:40:14 AMBlueSky
Hot take: The Duffer Brothers and Netflix are assholes for taking so long to release the last season of Stranger Things.

Like how TF do you take from 2022 to 2025 to release one season when you had prepubescent actors that will look radically different?

9 years for 5 seasons is bananas 		Sunday, March 23, 2025 6:46:04 PMBlueSky
Almost all crime is targeted. It's truly bad luck to be part of a random incident of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

We have friends in a a "bad" neighborhood. Sure, everyone shoots guns in the air and there was a swat incident a few houses down but no one bothers them.
In reply to @cscotty00.bsky.social's post
Saturday, March 22, 2025 12:38:32 PMBlueSky
All the cabbage I ate is kicking in and I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. 💨💨💨 Friday, March 21, 2025 3:01:01 AMBlueSky
Got a letter from the dealership trying to buy back out now totaled car for $4k less than insurance paid for it last fall. I won the car crash! Thursday, March 20, 2025 10:32:07 PMBlueSky
You had people writing assembly and shit back in the day and now we have dumbass languages like JavaScript
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Sunday, March 16, 2025 1:33:02 PMBlueSky
No shit. You have glyphosate and microplastics ruining us, and Gen Alpha is all "skibidi toilet" and shit. You ever see the kids today? They're all morons

futurism.com/neoscope/hum... 		Sunday, March 16, 2025 1:22:13 PMBlueSky
Y'all Friday, March 14, 2025 4:06:17 PMBlueSky
See, how did that happen? Because my dog goes nuts at the ding dong sound and we never had that kind of old school doorbell in her life ever. How'd she learn that?
In reply to @shenet.works's post
Thursday, March 13, 2025 9:08:15 PMBlueSky
Oof that python section really hit home.
In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post
Thursday, March 13, 2025 7:44:51 AMBlueSky
I didn't even get to Mexico yet and I already shit myself Thursday, March 13, 2025 7:29:37 AMBlueSky
See this is why I have psychopathic tendencies. Read the news about a house fire and saw a picture of them rescuing a dog and gave it an oxygen mask. Immediately cared about nothing else except the wellbeing of that dog. Wednesday, March 12, 2025 1:16:04 PMBlueSky
You can go right ahead and cancel the Yankees' season before it even starts because they're paying $36 million and $32 million to Cole and Stanton and they both have mother fuckin season ending injuries. The weak pricks. Monday, March 10, 2025 11:06:04 PMBlueSky
Is tonight the night the government makes us fuck around with our clocks for no good reason? Saturday, March 08, 2025 9:59:45 PMBlueSky
Not sure how many times I have to reiterate that if you lease/own a cyber truck, you're a raging dickhead. They're unreliable pieces of crap, and on top of that, Elon is a complete jagoff

www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-... 		Monday, March 03, 2025 9:52:16 PMBlueSky
Despite what the industry wants you to believe, there is absolutely no way to prove a natural diamond is conflict free. Some little kid was most likely murdered in Rwanda for it. Get lab grown - at least some 12 year old in a factory in China made it instead.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Monday, March 03, 2025 2:39:31 AMBlueSky
Diamonds are a scam. Carbon is the 15th most abundant element in Earth's crust. If anyone ever needs to buy diamonds for whatever reason, save your money and get lab grown because they're magnitudes cheaper and better quality than natural ones and it's the same exact thing. Monday, March 03, 2025 2:37:56 AMBlueSky
Don't buy shit today, fam [[ Image ]] Friday, February 28, 2025 8:21:26 AMBlueSky
BIOS updates scare the absolute crap out of me. I never trust the device to not be bricked after one [[ Image ]] Thursday, February 27, 2025 5:45:35 PMBlueSky
I'd love it if Betelgeuse went supernova in my lifetime. Could happen tomorrow. Could happen in 100,000 years. Either way, it's happening VERY soon! Thursday, February 27, 2025 11:07:31 AMBlueSky
Someone merged a bad PR because we don't have validation CI on branches (which I have to fix) and the linting failed and I just fixed it directly in master like a boss Friday, February 21, 2025 7:33:50 PMBlueSky
They will get on a call with me for 45 minutes while I essentially do the work for them.

I don't have time to spend 45 minutes with them to do their work, when it takes me 5 minutes to research the shit they can't figure out.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Friday, February 21, 2025 12:09:34 PMBlueSky
You buy cheap, you get cheap.

Our offshore engineers are some of the laziest motherfuckers I've ever worked with. They literally can't figure things out and come to me being like "hey we need to connect" with no details of errors or what they tried. 		Friday, February 21, 2025 10:15:05 AMBlueSky
And not married to a 60 year old guy 🤣
In reply to @shenet.works's post
Monday, February 17, 2025 7:48:28 PMBlueSky
In the year of our Lord 2025, why would anyone use anything other than USB-C for anything anymore? All of my micro USB cables broke. The very few devices I have left with micro USB are a pain for me to charge
In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post
Monday, February 17, 2025 7:47:04 PMBlueSky
This was written on my whiteboard on my freshman dorm door. When you pay a million dollars a month for fragmented streaming services while they make record profits and their execs are multimillionaires, and they still don't have the content you want to watch... Piracy. That is all. [[ Image ]] Monday, February 17, 2025 5:46:45 PMBlueSky
Tiktok's back on the app stores... What a time to be alive. Friday, February 14, 2025 2:41:16 AMBlueSky
Not sure if anyone knows the Brian Jonestown Massacre, but I'm a huge fan (even though the front man Anton is wayyyy out there).

This other emerging artist Tess Parks collaborated with him a few years back and her music could be a drop in replacement for BJM 		Wednesday, February 12, 2025 12:22:58 PMBlueSky
I was a nutjob in my 20s. 30s are legit so chill
In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post
Monday, February 10, 2025 8:52:04 PMBlueSky
Whoever thought Elon Musk would make such a bad president Saturday, February 08, 2025 9:57:05 PMBlueSky
youtu.be/9cVJr3eQfXc?...
In reply to @alexjyong.bsky.social's post
Thursday, February 06, 2025 9:48:35 AMBlueSky
My microwave broke a couple weeks ago, and the new one has a white LED display which is modern. It makes all of the rest of my appliances from the 2010s with green LEDs look very dated (dishwasher, stove, fridge) Thursday, February 06, 2025 1:13:36 AMBlueSky
I literally have been watching The Sopranos too much Tuesday, February 04, 2025 11:06:40 PMBlueSky
My inner New York is showing when I said good night and it triggered Gemini into thinking I asked it to set an alarm. In a bout of confusion and annoyance: [[ Image ]] Tuesday, February 04, 2025 11:05:49 PMBlueSky
Tax the churches, not Mexico, Canada or China! Sunday, February 02, 2025 4:38:19 PMBlueSky
It's gonna be 55 tomorrow? That's basically summertime bru Thursday, January 30, 2025 11:31:48 PMBlueSky
lol. She was just reporting a fact and I misinterpreted it as her supporting it. My b
In reply to @janaykinney.bsky.social's post
Thursday, January 30, 2025 2:00:54 PMBlueSky
This cannot be a real account. People are like "that's fascism" and she's like "yes it is"
In reply to @campbell4tn.bsky.social's post
Thursday, January 30, 2025 12:35:38 PMBlueSky