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So you're 21 😂
In reply to @tracketpacer.com's post
Saturday, February 14, 2026 4:09:10 PMBlueSky
Lol I can't tell if you're trolling with that or genuinely like the concept. I had a cheap similar one and it was meh - maybe it was accurate? Couldn't tell.

But I've seen some fancy ones that are probably more accurate and can even identify the exact charging protocol negotiated. Get a good one!
In reply to @tracketpacer.com's post
Friday, February 06, 2026 11:46:34 PMBlueSky
TF this cracker talking about [[ Image ]] Tuesday, February 03, 2026 5:26:51 PMBlueSky
Awww. How's pupper doing? I remember you saying s/he was sick
In reply to @tracketpacer.com's post
Friday, January 23, 2026 1:15:54 AMBlueSky
I like the idea of Bluesky better because it's a refreshing place, it's just that the majority are still on Elon's dumb bullshit.

I just can't stay away from the format. Been in Twitter Jail this past week so I'm finding myself here more 		Sunday, January 18, 2026 12:55:59 PMBlueSky
I love that you did this. Should do again in today's climate
In reply to @tracketpacer.com's post
Saturday, January 17, 2026 10:10:41 PMBlueSky
A door to door solicitor pushed me too far today (dog recovering from surgery and needs rest, and she got up to bark at the door). So I put 5 of these all around my door and doorbell [[ Image ]] Friday, January 16, 2026 7:44:35 PMBlueSky
Nothing is more enraging than Azure APIs and the fact that Microsoft literally sends back different responses for the same gd request within 30 seconds. I have an engineer who loops through API versions and makes the same API call in try/catch because "it'll work on for of them" JFC Thursday, January 15, 2026 11:24:50 PMBlueSky
That's it. AI is pissing me off and outputting absolute garbage. I'm writing this myself 😎 Thursday, January 15, 2026 11:16:37 PMBlueSky
No. NO. Just NO. Why do people do this. You need to go DC to DC. It's so inefficient to run an inverter to convert to AC power just for the wall wart to convert it back to DC. This person needs to get a 100W USB-C to C cable and charge it that way [[ Image ]] Wednesday, January 14, 2026 5:08:50 PMBlueSky
X just banned me for a week because I told the ohiogop account that I hope they got ebola Wednesday, January 14, 2026 12:07:58 AMBlueSky
After hating on the whole javascript ecosystem for 15 years, I'm finally embracing it because it's everywhere and if you don't adapt, the old dino gets kicked to the curb Saturday, December 27, 2025 2:57:12 PMBlueSky
What kind of shit is this [[ Image ]] Sunday, December 21, 2025 12:37:33 PMBlueSky
Same, girl, same. But you come across confident. No one would know
In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post
Saturday, December 20, 2025 1:26:58 AMBlueSky
Seriously though. Where do the Canadian geese think they're going. It's 2am and raining and they're up there honking up a storm flying somewhere on a mission Friday, December 19, 2025 2:09:10 AMBlueSky
In Twitter jail. I really don't understand what the problem is with saying that a child rapist should be sent foot first through a wood chipper. [[ Image ]] Thursday, December 04, 2025 6:39:16 PMBlueSky
How can I make money trolling the maga dummies on X? I want in on this?!?!
In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post
Friday, November 28, 2025 12:07:43 PMBlueSky
Engineer on my team asked our overnight team to approve a PR. Fuckin guy comments "looks good. approved" doesn't actually approve it, and then closes the PR with unmerged changes. My Brother in Christ, what is actually wrong with you? Tuesday, November 25, 2025 1:13:45 AMBlueSky
When they say something is spicy, is it socially acceptable to ask if it's white people spicy, or actually spicy? Tuesday, November 18, 2025 11:45:11 AMBlueSky
I am home alone and have the heat set to 62 and I'm in my glories Monday, November 17, 2025 10:57:33 PMBlueSky
Your network made it back
In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post
Friday, November 14, 2025 8:48:11 PMBlueSky
I never find the need to drink wine until I have some wine and then I want more wine Monday, November 10, 2025 11:44:27 PMBlueSky
I've had enough of society. 3I/ATLAS better be an alien spaceship and it'll do us all a big favor wiping is out Tuesday, November 04, 2025 11:18:05 AMBlueSky
I can't believe the asshole LA Dodgers won the World Series again and Don Mattingly gets absolutely nothing his entire career. Sunday, November 02, 2025 9:49:27 PMBlueSky
Lol what even is this thread. The amount of energy this dude is exerting being big mad at your videos is one of the more puzzling things I've seen on the interwebs in a while.
In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post
Saturday, October 18, 2025 2:13:05 AMBlueSky
Amateur hour, joining BlueSky and not even configuring their handle to be @dhs.gov. How am I supposed to take these pricks seriously?
In reply to @homelandgov.bsky.social's post
Saturday, October 18, 2025 1:58:16 AMBlueSky
Twitter is literally so bad. My algorithm is so bad. Monday, October 06, 2025 11:22:05 PMBlueSky
I've always been a fan of PowerShell, and thought I was nifty with this one script... TL;DR my Windows VM got corrupted and I didn't want the bloat, so I ported the script to bash on linux.

Result: bash script is so much simpler and they achieve the same exact thing 😯 		Monday, October 06, 2025 11:18:12 PMBlueSky
Update: couple are catchy, but meh. It's all recycled
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Sunday, October 05, 2025 8:54:21 AMBlueSky
Confession. I think my 6 yr old turned me into a Swiftie because I'm up listening to her new record and it slaps. Friday, October 03, 2025 1:11:13 AMBlueSky
These laws are so fucking stupid and put undue burden on tech companies. This increases costs and complexity.

Moron leadership in these stupid ass red states
In reply to @safety.bsky.app's post
Sunday, September 28, 2025 9:08:03 PMBlueSky
This cannot be serious but it really is. I'm gonna pee my pants [[ Image ]] Monday, September 22, 2025 10:20:37 PMBlueSky
This cannot be serious right now,.I'm gonna pee my.l pants [[ Image ]] Monday, September 22, 2025 10:19:50 PMBlueSky
I'm watching a lady on TikTok do simple math on an abacus and I've never felt dumber in my life Wednesday, September 17, 2025 1:43:15 AMBlueSky
In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post
Sunday, September 14, 2025 10:01:04 PMBlueSky
One way to give me an immediate emotional breakdown is to show me posts of people who just lost their dogs. Idk why this content shows up on my timeline and I don't know any of these people or their sweet dog, but it turns me into an instant mess. Sunday, September 14, 2025 9:59:44 PMBlueSky
Look at these union guys Thursday, September 04, 2025 9:59:00 AMBlueSky
I literally cannot take this article seriously. The Pixel 6 series was the biggest piece of shit Google ever launched, and this jerkoff is trying to say his 6 is better than the 10?

Get the hell out of here.
share.google/NeKXe9Ng97fC... 		Wednesday, September 03, 2025 12:34:14 AMBlueSky
Luna sleeps [[ Image ]]
In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post
Friday, August 15, 2025 7:02:35 PMBlueSky
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In reply to @alexengineer10.bsky.social's post
Sunday, August 10, 2025 12:09:41 PMBlueSky
Shit guys. This gummy and this glass of wine and I'm gooooood right now Saturday, August 09, 2025 4:21:19 PMBlueSky
I love it when my intuition is correct. Tuesday, August 05, 2025 10:01:13 PMBlueSky
Testing my migration thingy... Tuesday, August 05, 2025 4:59:53 PMBlueSky
For example... [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Friday, July 25, 2025 7:40:13 PMBlueSky
I literally cannot stop trolling MAGA government officials over on X with DEEZ NUTS.

I'll rephrase part of their post and end it with Deez Nuts. Maybe I'm a child, but it will never NOT be funny. 		Friday, July 25, 2025 7:38:28 PMBlueSky
I literally cannot stop trolling MAGA government officials over on X with DEEZ NUTS.

I'll rephrase part of their post and end it with Deez Nuts and maybe I'm a child, but it will never NOT be funny. [[ Image ]] 		Friday, July 25, 2025 7:35:53 PMBlueSky
Summer can officially suck a dick. Can't wait for this shit to end in October.

It's DIABOLICAL for it to be 90 degrees with a heat index of 106 at fucking 10:30 PM in the Midwest. Dew Point of 78... Fuck outta here. Bugs and shit everywhere. HATE HATE HATE

Can it be winter already? 		Friday, July 25, 2025 12:26:18 AMBlueSky
🍄🌀✌️🌌🚀 [[ Image ]] Saturday, July 19, 2025 1:29:30 AMBlueSky
🍄✌️🚀🌌 [[ Image ]] Saturday, July 19, 2025 1:27:33 AMBlueSky
"We learned that her owner no longer wanted her"

Fuck is wrong with people?! [[ Image ]] 		Saturday, July 05, 2025 12:57:32 PMBlueSky
The Supreme Court stinks Friday, June 27, 2025 5:40:00 PMBlueSky
I'm unhinged in the sense that I can read sad stories about random strangers' dogs passing and immediately start sobbing...

But like, for the most part, I don't really give a shit about people. 		Friday, June 27, 2025 5:39:27 PMBlueSky
This is fine
In reply to @alexengineer10.bsky.social's post
Saturday, June 21, 2025 11:19:18 PMBlueSky
Can't stand summer [[ Image ]] Saturday, June 21, 2025 12:49:26 AMBlueSky
I swear to Christ, this is the last time I volunteer to update "something quick and easy" in a legacy repo that hasn't been touched in a few years. Friday, June 20, 2025 4:42:36 PMBlueSky
I posted a picture of a mystic, psychedelic tree on insta and only my wifey liked it. Come on people. Do better.

Don't you realize trees are the coolest? 		Wednesday, June 11, 2025 10:15:23 PMBlueSky
UN is reporting that world fertility rates are in severe decline. Why is anyone shocked?

1) No one can afford to have a family
2) We're literally poisoning ourselves with plastic
3) pollution and synthetic pesticides are rampant

Just send a meteor. We need to hit control-alt-delete on the planet 		Tuesday, June 10, 2025 10:28:47 PMBlueSky
I hate fuckin casinos. I understand probability and know the house always comes out on top, and the only time I'll ever gamble is like $20-40 max and when I'm with a group. But for fucks sake, at least let me play for 20 minutes. Every time I fuckin gamble, I'm wiped in like 2 minutes Tuesday, June 10, 2025 9:53:32 PMBlueSky
I've been here 20 minutes and Eddie is already telling me he banged three models Monday, June 09, 2025 5:47:39 PMBlueSky
Definitely don't eat a whole bunch of mushrooms and then listen to this track, or else you might be in for a little brain treat:

youtu.be/6PfYo-YYVPY?... 		Monday, June 09, 2025 6:11:18 AMBlueSky
People who go 45 mph when the speed limit is 55 are complete pricks Thursday, June 05, 2025 3:48:05 PMBlueSky
Yes, full on Dexter style
In reply to @xhamulnazgul.bsky.social's post
Friday, May 30, 2025 7:41:02 PMBlueSky
Who shot that dog. I will find them and send them straight through the wood chipper. Foot first.
In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post
Friday, May 30, 2025 6:41:39 PMBlueSky
My wife doesn't want to hear about our inefficient, shitty water heater setup and how it's a ticking time bomb, so I had a 20 minute convo with an LMM about it, which probably in turn, ended up using 300kWh of electric and 600 gallons of water to analyze my situation and chat about it Friday, May 30, 2025 6:20:16 PMBlueSky
We live in a pretty damn good simulation if shit like this is accounted for: [[ Image ]] Friday, May 30, 2025 5:03:09 PMBlueSky
Call me a weirdo, but M&Ms in in a glass of milk is 🔥🔥🔥

There's something about sweet, petroleum-dyed milk and the coldness of the M&Ms with their coating coming off that's top notch 		Thursday, May 29, 2025 11:19:27 AMBlueSky
Anyone remember when American Idiot came out and we were all mad at George W. Bush and now it's like what the fuck is actually happening? Saturday, May 24, 2025 6:14:01 PMBlueSky
I've been at the brewery for a bit, which means I'm 100% going to be getting the shits Saturday, May 24, 2025 5:13:06 PMBlueSky
Not trying to stereotype here, but I looked up the kiddo's school ratings by ethnicity, and this completely checks out... [[ Image ]] Thursday, May 22, 2025 2:01:24 AMBlueSky
Then they're *shocked* when the CEOs get unalived by disgruntled people.
In reply to @shenet.works's post
Thursday, May 22, 2025 1:00:19 AMBlueSky
I get this a lot =( [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Wednesday, May 21, 2025 5:04:30 PMBlueSky
I wish I was able to form well organized thoughts and tell stories in a concise manner that hold people's attention because it feels really shitty when you're telling a story, struggling to get to the point and then you lose your audience Wednesday, May 21, 2025 5:03:38 PMBlueSky
I'm actually appalled. Been buying the same pair of Under Armour sneakers for years and they were always $40-50.

Today, they were $80. I had no choice because my old ones have holes and they're one of the rare brands that does 4E wide because I have a gorilla foot.

😞 		Wednesday, May 21, 2025 2:20:06 PMBlueSky
I made very poor decisions a month ago by picking Newark for a layover on my work trip because I didn't want to fly into DC's shitty collision-prone airspace, and now Newark is a useless, third world airport.

Going to need to change the flight. It's been getting cancelled every day. 		Thursday, May 15, 2025 11:47:51 PMBlueSky
The world totally ended in 2019. CERN blew us all up or something and put us on another timeline.

This is definitely The Bad Place. 		Sunday, May 11, 2025 12:49:18 AMBlueSky
Part of me needs to stop watching post apocalyptic shows, but part of me needs to know what to expect Saturday, May 03, 2025 2:28:43 AMBlueSky
Car dealership oil change waiting room coffee hits different Tuesday, April 29, 2025 10:14:25 AMBlueSky
Therapist: "How do you plan on getting through the next 4 years?"

Me: 		Tuesday, April 29, 2025 2:52:48 AMBlueSky
The year is 2025 and politics are so bad, we're passing around George W. Bush videos of him sounding like a scholar and saying "ya know, we didn't like that guy back then, but I'd take him back" Saturday, April 26, 2025 1:04:05 AMBlueSky
I work from home. I'm not a creep. Leave me alone with this noise. Come on now, I'm no threat.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Wednesday, April 23, 2025 1:58:04 PMBlueSky
This sexual harassment training is a drag... They literally forced it to be an hour long. It's the same one 4 years in a row so I know all the answers, but they set a fixed time for an hour so it is forcing me to pick wrong answers to lengthen the training and I don't have time for this shit rn Wednesday, April 23, 2025 1:45:53 PMBlueSky
Get pizza. Go to Madison Square Park and see the Flatiron building (near there). Go to Barcade in Brooklyn

Staten Island ferry is free. There is nothing to do in Staten Island so go there for the free boat ride and views, and proceed to take it right back to Manhattan before it leaves again.
In reply to @snubs.bsky.social's post
Wednesday, April 23, 2025 9:23:39 AMBlueSky
Gen Z be like [[ Image ]] Sunday, April 20, 2025 12:08:04 AMBlueSky
Trees are honestly the coolest. Each one tells a story. Thursday, April 17, 2025 6:54:51 PMBlueSky
Normalize Gen Z going wiki wild at the bar to Nickelback Thursday, April 17, 2025 12:01:33 AMBlueSky
The wokes are all boycotting Target now because they rolled back DEI... I was ahead of our time. Never cared for Target Wednesday, April 16, 2025 12:56:19 AMBlueSky
The year is 2025. People are buying weed at the store and eggs on the black market. 🤷‍♂️ Tuesday, April 15, 2025 12:05:44 AMBlueSky
Maybe if Matt Mullenweg stopped being such a weenie, more devs would contribute, but he's picking an absurd battle with WP Engine and looks like a joker

www.searchenginejournal.com/wordpress-co... 		Wednesday, April 09, 2025 10:26:33 PMBlueSky
The United States sucks so much, that my US-based company decided to hold its team offsite IN ANOTHER COUNTRY because our offshore teams 1) Didn't want to come here 2) Were afraid to come here 3) Kept getting their visas denied

What a time to be alive. 		Friday, April 04, 2025 10:01:05 AMBlueSky
RIP Val Kilmer. My favorite weed sherpa www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONU... Wednesday, April 02, 2025 6:46:20 PMBlueSky
Get the fuck out of here. I hate fantasy baseball and stink at it. I was up by 30 points+ all week long and then I end up losing by 2.67 points [[ Image ]] Sunday, March 30, 2025 11:37:41 PMBlueSky
But isn't next.js just a react wrapper?
In reply to @endingwithali.com's post
Tuesday, March 25, 2025 9:22:08 AMBlueSky
See, no one actually asked for this. This kind of crap is why they end up having to raise the price all the time.

screenrant.com/the-electric... 		Monday, March 24, 2025 1:40:14 AMBlueSky
Hot take: The Duffer Brothers and Netflix are assholes for taking so long to release the last season of Stranger Things.

Like how TF do you take from 2022 to 2025 to release one season when you had prepubescent actors that will look radically different?

9 years for 5 seasons is bananas 		Sunday, March 23, 2025 6:46:04 PMBlueSky
Almost all crime is targeted. It's truly bad luck to be part of a random incident of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

We have friends in a a "bad" neighborhood. Sure, everyone shoots guns in the air and there was a swat incident a few houses down but no one bothers them.
In reply to @cscotty00.bsky.social's post
Saturday, March 22, 2025 12:38:32 PMBlueSky
All the cabbage I ate is kicking in and I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. 💨💨💨 Friday, March 21, 2025 3:01:01 AMBlueSky
Got a letter from the dealership trying to buy back out now totaled car for $4k less than insurance paid for it last fall. I won the car crash! Thursday, March 20, 2025 10:32:07 PMBlueSky
You had people writing assembly and shit back in the day and now we have dumbass languages like JavaScript
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Sunday, March 16, 2025 1:33:02 PMBlueSky
No shit. You have glyphosate and microplastics ruining us, and Gen Alpha is all "skibidi toilet" and shit. You ever see the kids today? They're all morons

futurism.com/neoscope/hum... 		Sunday, March 16, 2025 1:22:13 PMBlueSky
Y'all Friday, March 14, 2025 4:06:17 PMBlueSky