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WTF is this kind of shit? Ya know, we talk about shithole countries and how no one has freedoms. The US is now one of them, because now we're criminalizing disagreeing with Trump policies.

Have the day you deserve, asshat.
Thursday, January 30, 2025 11:49:44 AMBlueSky
This post deserves a Pulitzer Prize for wit and honesty Tuesday, January 28, 2025 6:57:00 PMBlueSky
You can find some absurd comments on the MSFT forums, but what I really want to know are who tf are the 5 people who found this helpful :rofl: [[ Image ]] Monday, January 27, 2025 5:23:27 PMBlueSky
Telling the AI "that is garbage code bro" đŸ¤Ŗ [[ Image ]] Friday, January 24, 2025 6:26:08 PMBlueSky
They have your algorithm wrong. Mine is all dogs
In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post
Sunday, January 19, 2025 11:51:36 AMBlueSky
Idk, maybe we need to like... Elect better fucking presidents. The US is falling faster than the Roman Empire [[ Image ]] Saturday, January 18, 2025 11:19:51 PMBlueSky
Honestly who is still using TLS 1.0 and 1.1 in the year of our Lord 2025? Everyone should be on 1.3 anyways Saturday, January 18, 2025 10:35:42 AMBlueSky
I hate when people do this shit. Just tell me wtf you want from my life [[ Image ]] Wednesday, January 15, 2025 9:30:42 AMBlueSky
Feel better Gemma! Speedy recovery
In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post
Sunday, January 12, 2025 5:14:16 PMBlueSky
December 1997 was a wild time to be alive. Look at all these bangers. [[ Image ]] Tuesday, January 07, 2025 1:17:31 AMBlueSky
Google changed the assistant's voice and she went from a robotic prude to a saucy sounding minx Sunday, January 05, 2025 5:08:26 PMBlueSky
Holy shit, pseudoephedrine works wonders for congestion. Not that phenylephrine bullshit.

Why haven't I tried this earlier?
Thursday, January 02, 2025 4:49:46 PMBlueSky
Tone sounded assey lol. Sry, didn't mean it in a bad way. I'm just mad at Ohio. I agree with you
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Sunday, December 29, 2024 8:57:03 PMBlueSky
It's Ohio in the winter with global warming. What do you expect? It'll dry out around May
In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post
Sunday, December 29, 2024 8:56:30 PMBlueSky
I see that goofball Ajit Pai (former FCC chair under Donnie Orange) is back in the news again. I heckled that clown so much back in the day on Elon's dumb website that he blocked me. Lolz! [[ Image ]] Sunday, December 29, 2024 6:56:46 PMBlueSky
I'm not a fan of 80s synth pop. So here's a hot take. The following Christmas songs are NOT good:

Wham - Last Christmas
The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping
Saturday, December 28, 2024 1:15:26 AMBlueSky
Ain't no way I'm fostering a dog. They'd never get it back
In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post
Saturday, December 28, 2024 1:13:07 AMBlueSky
Yaaas! I got a Snoop on da Stoop! [[ Image ]] Wednesday, December 25, 2024 1:14:55 PMBlueSky
We'll see the sun again in May I guess [[ Image ]] Tuesday, December 24, 2024 11:23:03 AMBlueSky
Come on. What kind of crap is this. It's supposed to be snowing. Third dud winter in a row. [[ Image ]] Monday, December 23, 2024 9:55:37 AMBlueSky
Get rid of that thing. It can't run AimAdHack Sunday, December 22, 2024 7:17:23 PMBlueSky
Not sure when the mid-song key change fell out of favor (probably sometime in the 90s) but we need to bring them back immejitly Sunday, December 22, 2024 2:45:02 PMBlueSky
Happy Winter Solstice! Cheers to the darkest day of the year and winter. Now where's my snow? â˜ƒī¸â„ī¸đŸŒ¨ī¸đŸĨļ Saturday, December 21, 2024 1:27:02 PMBlueSky
Damn, the sun sets early there. I thought New York was bad. Do y'all have daylight savings debates there also?
In reply to @bombi.bsky.social's post
Saturday, December 21, 2024 1:25:45 PMBlueSky
I could not resist, because I'm a child obviously [[ Image ]] Wednesday, December 18, 2024 5:32:21 PMBlueSky
Why do we even have to pay for anything? Money is stupid. I wish I had unlimited money so I can buy all the dogs anywhere anything they want or need Wednesday, December 18, 2024 12:54:07 PMBlueSky
NGL, the Creed - Higher / Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer mashup is kinda fire flames Saturday, December 14, 2024 2:16:37 AMBlueSky
In the 90s and early 2000s, Times New Roman, 12 pt size was the gold standard. If you didn't use that for a paper, it was essentially rejected. It was such an ugly font, too! (I'm not a fan of serif fonts).

Now MSFT changes the defaults up all the time
Friday, December 13, 2024 3:48:50 AMBlueSky
Gen Alpha are a bunch of absolute morons. I can't wait for them to enter the workforce. They're just gonna sit around and be like "doo doo doop skibidi toilet. Ohio" all day long
In reply to @shenet.works's post
Thursday, December 12, 2024 11:39:38 PMBlueSky
Yes [[ Image ]]
In reply to @shenet.works's post
Wednesday, December 11, 2024 11:08:41 AMBlueSky
Someone forgot to call 811 lol [[ Image ]] Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:36:36 PMBlueSky
It's really just a lack of understanding. All it's supposed to do is provide typing indicators and higher quality media for now. The security is no worse than plain sms. Google is working on end to end implementation. I'd trust data in transit but it wouldn't be my choice for "secure" messaging Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:34:47 PMBlueSky
In Brenda Lee's song Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree, the lyric "Later we'll have some pumpkin pie"

If you swap it to "fuckin' pie" you'll never unhear that for the rest of your life.
Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:32:27 PMBlueSky
The infosec community is freaking out about unencrypted RCS between Android and iOS... It's not a big deal. Nothing changed, because green bubble sms was also unencrypted. Just don't send anything sensitive over it duh - there are better platforms for secure messaging Tuesday, December 10, 2024 9:22:26 AMBlueSky
Stop feeding her mayo
In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post
Monday, December 09, 2024 11:57:32 AMBlueSky
Apple totally hired Chris to do the forecast
In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post
Thursday, December 05, 2024 10:46:23 AMBlueSky
I'm not sad about it
In reply to @shenet.works's post
Thursday, December 05, 2024 10:07:40 AMBlueSky
Wifey overheard me talking to my mom about the car accident stuff and was not happy with what I was saying and I think I just avoided a fight by immediately starting a call with one of my India coworkers and doing some work for the next 45 mins

Lmao. Didn't give her the opportunity to come at me
Thursday, December 05, 2024 12:47:24 AMBlueSky
I hope I passed my AWS exam Wednesday, December 04, 2024 4:46:10 PMBlueSky
I really suggest ignoring the trolls. People suck, and you can spend the rest of your life pointing out their hatred at you, and that's a complete waste of your time. You don't have to prove anything to these people. Tuesday, December 03, 2024 5:26:33 PMBlueSky
My cup runneth over
Like blood from a stone
Tuesday, December 03, 2024 4:57:23 PMBlueSky
Which small Chevy SUV should I look at? A Trax, Trailblazer, or an Equinox? Tuesday, December 03, 2024 10:19:51 AMBlueSky
When's it going to snow? Who can make it snow? Sunday, December 01, 2024 11:55:07 AMBlueSky
I post this every 12/1. and wifey will never stop calling me an emo because of it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DCd...

(also, RIP Chester)
Sunday, December 01, 2024 1:39:02 AMBlueSky
I am trying to leave politics and negativity off here and treat it like Twitter of 2010. But I posted one thing about Bitcoin and was immediately followed by like 6 cryptobro bots Saturday, November 30, 2024 6:41:19 PMBlueSky
Michigan isn't even great this year and how am I not surprised Ohio St. would mess this one up. Smh Saturday, November 30, 2024 3:44:13 PMBlueSky
I really am not a youngster anymore. Found this relic from the 2008-2009 or so [[ Image ]] Saturday, November 30, 2024 2:23:01 AMBlueSky
Tell me JavaScript is crap without telling me JavaScript is crap. Why does my React hello world example have nearly 42k files in it? [[ Image ]] Friday, November 29, 2024 8:17:43 PMBlueSky
Let's get real with these dumb clickbait article titles. No 4 year old is hacking anything. The mom was an idiot who didn't secure her account [[ Image ]] Friday, November 29, 2024 6:31:37 PMBlueSky
Coinbase gave me $10 of Bitcoin in December 2017 (.001036 BTC).

This is now almost $100
Friday, November 29, 2024 2:29:43 AMBlueSky
Shit, we went to the brewery though... Does that count? We're totally those parents that are slamming beers with our dog and our friends, while the kids meet up with school friends to play legos, soccer and football.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:52:56 AMBlueSky
Shit, we went to the brewery though... Does that count? We're those parents that are slamming beers with our dog and our friends, while the kids play legos, soccer and football
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:49:58 AMBlueSky
Now that I'm elderly, I totally do not miss being home from college or returning back to fam for Thanksgiving and getting schmammered at the bar the night before with all your high school peeps.

The highlight of the day was hibachi, drive through Christmas lights, and kids playing nonstop
Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:48:24 AMBlueSky
Did anyone catch on? We pretty much have to, with all the population collapse and everything
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:10:59 AMBlueSky
The Pentel EnerGel 0.7 needle tip, purple ink pen is a really sick pen. Works great

Yeah. I rock the purple ink. Whatcha gon' do about it?
Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:10:08 AMBlueSky
If the boomers were a generation, do we at least get to rename Z or alpha to busters? That'd be cute in the history books Tuesday, November 26, 2024 12:45:07 AMBlueSky
Two day work week. Literally what do they expect me to do? I'll be studying for my AWS cert for two days straight Monday, November 25, 2024 10:18:14 AMBlueSky
You mean to tell you that you don't want some free meals provided every once in a while đŸ¤Ŗ
In reply to @sj.wtf's post
Monday, November 25, 2024 10:17:29 AMBlueSky
The trees are always whispering to me Saturday, November 23, 2024 10:20:23 PMBlueSky
Everyone loves summer but I am energized by cold weather Friday, November 22, 2024 8:44:44 AMBlueSky
You ever watch The Good Place? This is Chidi to a tee. I didn't know there was a term for it. Thursday, November 21, 2024 10:45:06 AMBlueSky
Exactly. I read all news sources, no matter which direction they're biased. You need to see how everyone is thinking and get an understanding of it. Whether or not you agree is a different story but it opens you up to discussion and understanding
In reply to @ad8g.net's post
Wednesday, November 20, 2024 12:46:38 PMBlueSky
No sympathy for Bayer. They are poisoning us all. [[ Image ]] Tuesday, November 19, 2024 1:40:10 AMBlueSky
Yoooo. This just took me BACK (Damn it, I'm aging myself with this, aren't I) [[ Image ]] Monday, November 18, 2024 1:59:51 AMBlueSky
My arm is incredibly sore from chucking all those 45s into my concrete wall Sunday, November 17, 2024 6:23:46 PMBlueSky
I had a gem of a reply to this, but made a conscious decision to leave politics off BlueSky. I'll still troll with it on Elon's shitty site though Sunday, November 17, 2024 4:50:17 PMBlueSky
My goal for this account is to bring back the goofiness of what I used to post to Twitter back when it was new (<2010)

Whether it's tech or me being a lunatic, I just want to be lighthearted in this crazy world. So while I have tendencies to be negative, I really don't want to bring that to BlueSky
Sunday, November 17, 2024 10:18:58 AMBlueSky
The only acceptable answer here is to not use the Pixel 6 series. Worst phone I've ever owned. So many problems and fragile. I ran out of insurance claims and ended up downgrading to the 5 before getting my 8 Pro

www.androidpolice.com/google-pixel...
Sunday, November 17, 2024 3:47:36 AMBlueSky
Update: I rigged it to work because I never give up when something is busted Sunday, November 17, 2024 3:28:28 AMBlueSky
Welcome to Bluesky! I couldn't stand how toxic X was so I came over here and left all the political nonsense back there!

So much better!
Sunday, November 17, 2024 1:12:29 AMBlueSky
I am so defeated đŸ˜Ĩ Sunday, November 17, 2024 12:19:10 AMBlueSky
I am so annoyed rn because my pre lit Christmas tree completely failed after just 6 seasons.

Not only does the remote controller RF box not work, but there's also some issue preventing the entire clear set of lights from working.

Not what I had in my cards for today. Kiddo was so disappointed â˜šī¸
Saturday, November 16, 2024 10:55:34 PMBlueSky
Also my wife "you're on your gloomy bastard music again"
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Saturday, November 16, 2024 3:20:25 PMBlueSky
Alice in Chains Unplugged is the literal perfect record for when it's been gloomy for the millionth day in a row in Ohio [[ Image ]] Saturday, November 16, 2024 3:19:11 PMBlueSky
Recalled because they forgot to label that it didn't contain milk. It's butter! What do you think it contains?

Then they wonder why food prices are through the roof.

www.yahoo.com/news/popular...
Saturday, November 16, 2024 1:02:04 PMBlueSky
Everyone's driving like a slow today Friday, November 15, 2024 1:55:01 PMBlueSky
I woke up and today stinks Friday, November 15, 2024 9:37:41 AMBlueSky
gm
In reply to @ad8g.net's post
Friday, November 15, 2024 1:38:30 AMBlueSky
For my mortgage, I have a dedicated checking acct with partial direct deposits just enough to cover it + a little padding, and the remainder goes to another acct.

After last year's escrow increases, December's mortgage payment will overdraft my account by $1.38, so now I need to adjust shit :/
Friday, November 15, 2024 12:56:02 AMBlueSky
The original images didn't load for me at first, but now they both work. Growing pains! Lots of "Invalid Handle" errors today also Thursday, November 14, 2024 4:53:35 PMBlueSky
It's so refreshing seeing people come over here from that shitty Elon website Monday, November 11, 2024 7:33:23 PMBlueSky
I have a giant cleaning list to complete and am getting started... NOW. This is gonna take a while Monday, November 11, 2024 1:40:30 PMBlueSky
Head over to #Feeds and search for Infosec [[ Image ]]
In reply to @d0c.bsky.social's post
Friday, November 08, 2024 4:29:13 PMBlueSky
Checking in from Dumbfuckistan, USA. I apologize to the world that the majority of our citizens want to go backwards.
In reply to @bombi.bsky.social's post
Friday, November 08, 2024 10:13:25 AMBlueSky
This is concerning because with the prices of everything, I can barely break even on the basics. I feel like I've already been saving up and have nothing to show for it. Everything's illiquid and does not help me now. Thursday, November 07, 2024 2:01:35 PMBlueSky
If Elon is so worried about population loss, he should just bankroll everyone's child related expenses. He can afford it. Should just be able to upload a receipt and get instantly reimbursed. Monday, November 04, 2024 12:39:45 PMBlueSky
It really needs to be Halloween already on the grounds that I've already broken into the two giant Costco bags of candy for the Trick or Treaters. At this rate, I won't have any left! Monday, October 28, 2024 1:03:45 AMBlueSky
No one uses Bluesky. I really wish more tech people came over here instead of remaining on wacky Elon's 𝕏 bullshit Tuesday, October 22, 2024 4:55:06 PMBlueSky
Who else is here because they're tired of Elon poisoning X with his far right absurd billionaire opinions and cultish ways...

I mean, too many people are still on X so now I have to check both
Saturday, October 19, 2024 6:44:09 PMBlueSky
Bluesky is bullshit. My account keeps getting rate limited on login and I hardly use it. It's kept my web session logged in but I can't login elsewhere.

Support took 3 weeks to get back to me and they were like "well, don't go over the limit and try again later" by which, that time it worked again
Tuesday, October 15, 2024 9:40:42 AMBlueSky
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #202,378!

(Forgot about bluesky tbh) [[ Image ]]
Thursday, September 19, 2024 10:56:39 AMBlueSky
Hello Bluesky! It's been a hot minute? What's been going on around here? Tuesday, August 13, 2024 5:07:59 PMBlueSky
Y'all. Hot take: Slim Shady is back. I don't care how much Gen Z hates Eminem, or how irrelevant he was for the past decade (minus a few collabs). Dude dropped a fire jam that immediately transported me back to middle school. Sunday, June 09, 2024 9:52:52 PMBlueSky
Either Verizon 5GUW (CBand) in my neighborhood got better, or the Pixel 8 finally has the radio firmware sorted and it's better at staying connected to 5GUW than it was a few months ago. Used to drive me nuts and always bounced to LTE or fake 5G constantly. Now it's solid Tuesday, June 04, 2024 12:53:03 AMBlueSky
Y'all - I just want to make one quick DNS change, but our infra code pipeline takes 13 minutes to run + requires an approval.

Then they wonder why everything takes forever
Friday, May 31, 2024 11:04:45 AMBlueSky
It's always the trees that call out to me Sunday, April 28, 2024 10:24:48 PMBlueSky
Taylor Swift dropped a new album or something. Why do I have to work? It should be a national holiday Friday, April 19, 2024 10:28:46 AMBlueSky
My mom keeps sending me these creepy AI Jesus Instagram videos and she's gotta fucking stop because it's so gd creepy. It's literally a picture that's been AI animated to talk.

This is some religious boomer shit, because if you send it to 10 people before midnight, you get an extra blessing đŸ¤Ļâ€â™‚ī¸
Monday, April 01, 2024 12:56:25 AMBlueSky
I'm back, bitches! [[ Image ]] Sunday, March 31, 2024 10:12:03 AMBlueSky
Yankees down 3-0 to the cheating Astros in the first inning of opening day. Then they ground into a double plays twice with the bases loaded. Cancel the season. Thursday, March 28, 2024 5:13:54 PMBlueSky