368 tweets posted from BlueSky
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| WTF is this kind of shit? Ya know, we talk about shithole countries and how no one has freedoms. The US is now one of them, because now we're criminalizing disagreeing with Trump policies. Have the day you deserve, asshat. In reply to @campbell4tn.bsky.social's post | Thursday, January 30, 2025 11:49:44 AM | BlueSky |
| This post deserves a Pulitzer Prize for wit and honesty In reply to @dieworkwear.bsky.social's post | Tuesday, January 28, 2025 6:57:00 PM | BlueSky |
| You can find some absurd comments on the MSFT forums, but what I really want to know are who tf are the 5 people who found this helpful :rofl: [[ Image ]] | Monday, January 27, 2025 5:23:27 PM | BlueSky |
| Telling the AI "that is garbage code bro" đ¤Ŗ [[ Image ]] | Friday, January 24, 2025 6:26:08 PM | BlueSky |
| They have your algorithm wrong. Mine is all dogs In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post | Sunday, January 19, 2025 11:51:36 AM | BlueSky |
| Idk, maybe we need to like... Elect better fucking presidents. The US is falling faster than the Roman Empire [[ Image ]] | Saturday, January 18, 2025 11:19:51 PM | BlueSky |
| Honestly who is still using TLS 1.0 and 1.1 in the year of our Lord 2025? Everyone should be on 1.3 anyways | Saturday, January 18, 2025 10:35:42 AM | BlueSky |
| I hate when people do this shit. Just tell me wtf you want from my life [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, January 15, 2025 9:30:42 AM | BlueSky |
| Feel better Gemma! Speedy recovery In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post | Sunday, January 12, 2025 5:14:16 PM | BlueSky |
| December 1997 was a wild time to be alive. Look at all these bangers. [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, January 07, 2025 1:17:31 AM | BlueSky |
| Google changed the assistant's voice and she went from a robotic prude to a saucy sounding minx | Sunday, January 05, 2025 5:08:26 PM | BlueSky |
| Holy shit, pseudoephedrine works wonders for congestion. Not that phenylephrine bullshit. Why haven't I tried this earlier? | Thursday, January 02, 2025 4:49:46 PM | BlueSky |
| Tone sounded assey lol. Sry, didn't mean it in a bad way. I'm just mad at Ohio. I agree with you In reply to @portfolioso.com's post | Sunday, December 29, 2024 8:57:03 PM | BlueSky |
| It's Ohio in the winter with global warming. What do you expect? It'll dry out around May In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post | Sunday, December 29, 2024 8:56:30 PM | BlueSky |
| I see that goofball Ajit Pai (former FCC chair under Donnie Orange) is back in the news again. I heckled that clown so much back in the day on Elon's dumb website that he blocked me. Lolz! [[ Image ]] | Sunday, December 29, 2024 6:56:46 PM | BlueSky |
| I'm not a fan of 80s synth pop. So here's a hot take. The following Christmas songs are NOT good: Wham - Last Christmas The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping | Saturday, December 28, 2024 1:15:26 AM | BlueSky |
| Ain't no way I'm fostering a dog. They'd never get it back In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post | Saturday, December 28, 2024 1:13:07 AM | BlueSky |
| Yaaas! I got a Snoop on da Stoop! [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, December 25, 2024 1:14:55 PM | BlueSky |
| We'll see the sun again in May I guess [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, December 24, 2024 11:23:03 AM | BlueSky |
| Come on. What kind of crap is this. It's supposed to be snowing. Third dud winter in a row. [[ Image ]] | Monday, December 23, 2024 9:55:37 AM | BlueSky |
| Get rid of that thing. It can't run AimAdHack In reply to @bscabl.bsky.social's post | Sunday, December 22, 2024 7:17:23 PM | BlueSky |
| Not sure when the mid-song key change fell out of favor (probably sometime in the 90s) but we need to bring them back immejitly | Sunday, December 22, 2024 2:45:02 PM | BlueSky |
| Happy Winter Solstice! Cheers to the darkest day of the year and winter. Now where's my snow? âī¸âī¸đ¨ī¸đĨļ | Saturday, December 21, 2024 1:27:02 PM | BlueSky |
| Damn, the sun sets early there. I thought New York was bad. Do y'all have daylight savings debates there also? In reply to @bombi.bsky.social's post | Saturday, December 21, 2024 1:25:45 PM | BlueSky |
| I could not resist, because I'm a child obviously [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, December 18, 2024 5:32:21 PM | BlueSky |
| Why do we even have to pay for anything? Money is stupid. I wish I had unlimited money so I can buy all the dogs anywhere anything they want or need | Wednesday, December 18, 2024 12:54:07 PM | BlueSky |
| NGL, the Creed - Higher / Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer mashup is kinda fire flames | Saturday, December 14, 2024 2:16:37 AM | BlueSky |
| In the 90s and early 2000s, Times New Roman, 12 pt size was the gold standard. If you didn't use that for a paper, it was essentially rejected. It was such an ugly font, too! (I'm not a fan of serif fonts). Now MSFT changes the defaults up all the time | Friday, December 13, 2024 3:48:50 AM | BlueSky |
| Gen Alpha are a bunch of absolute morons. I can't wait for them to enter the workforce. They're just gonna sit around and be like "doo doo doop skibidi toilet. Ohio" all day long In reply to @shenet.works's post | Thursday, December 12, 2024 11:39:38 PM | BlueSky |
| Yes [[ Image ]] In reply to @shenet.works's post | Wednesday, December 11, 2024 11:08:41 AM | BlueSky |
| Someone forgot to call 811 lol [[ Image ]] In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post | Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:36:36 PM | BlueSky |
| It's really just a lack of understanding. All it's supposed to do is provide typing indicators and higher quality media for now. The security is no worse than plain sms. Google is working on end to end implementation. I'd trust data in transit but it wouldn't be my choice for "secure" messaging | Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:34:47 PM | BlueSky |
| In Brenda Lee's song Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree, the lyric "Later we'll have some pumpkin pie" If you swap it to "fuckin' pie" you'll never unhear that for the rest of your life. | Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:32:27 PM | BlueSky |
| The infosec community is freaking out about unencrypted RCS between Android and iOS... It's not a big deal. Nothing changed, because green bubble sms was also unencrypted. Just don't send anything sensitive over it duh - there are better platforms for secure messaging | Tuesday, December 10, 2024 9:22:26 AM | BlueSky |
| Stop feeding her mayo In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post | Monday, December 09, 2024 11:57:32 AM | BlueSky |
| Apple totally hired Chris to do the forecast In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post | Thursday, December 05, 2024 10:46:23 AM | BlueSky |
| I'm not sad about it In reply to @shenet.works's post | Thursday, December 05, 2024 10:07:40 AM | BlueSky |
| Wifey overheard me talking to my mom about the car accident stuff and was not happy with what I was saying and I think I just avoided a fight by immediately starting a call with one of my India coworkers and doing some work for the next 45 mins Lmao. Didn't give her the opportunity to come at me | Thursday, December 05, 2024 12:47:24 AM | BlueSky |
| I hope I passed my AWS exam | Wednesday, December 04, 2024 4:46:10 PM | BlueSky |
| I really suggest ignoring the trolls. People suck, and you can spend the rest of your life pointing out their hatred at you, and that's a complete waste of your time. You don't have to prove anything to these people. In reply to @xgigglypuff.bsky.social's post | Tuesday, December 03, 2024 5:26:33 PM | BlueSky |
| My cup runneth over Like blood from a stone | Tuesday, December 03, 2024 4:57:23 PM | BlueSky |
| Which small Chevy SUV should I look at? A Trax, Trailblazer, or an Equinox? | Tuesday, December 03, 2024 10:19:51 AM | BlueSky |
| When's it going to snow? Who can make it snow? | Sunday, December 01, 2024 11:55:07 AM | BlueSky |
| I post this every 12/1. and wifey will never stop calling me an emo because of it www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DCd... (also, RIP Chester) | Sunday, December 01, 2024 1:39:02 AM | BlueSky |
| I am trying to leave politics and negativity off here and treat it like Twitter of 2010. But I posted one thing about Bitcoin and was immediately followed by like 6 cryptobro bots In reply to @bscabl.bsky.social's post | Saturday, November 30, 2024 6:41:19 PM | BlueSky |
| Michigan isn't even great this year and how am I not surprised Ohio St. would mess this one up. Smh In reply to @funkadelic19.bsky.social's post | Saturday, November 30, 2024 3:44:13 PM | BlueSky |
| I really am not a youngster anymore. Found this relic from the 2008-2009 or so [[ Image ]] | Saturday, November 30, 2024 2:23:01 AM | BlueSky |
| Tell me JavaScript is crap without telling me JavaScript is crap. Why does my React hello world example have nearly 42k files in it? [[ Image ]] | Friday, November 29, 2024 8:17:43 PM | BlueSky |
| Let's get real with these dumb clickbait article titles. No 4 year old is hacking anything. The mom was an idiot who didn't secure her account [[ Image ]] | Friday, November 29, 2024 6:31:37 PM | BlueSky |
| Coinbase gave me $10 of Bitcoin in December 2017 (.001036 BTC). This is now almost $100 | Friday, November 29, 2024 2:29:43 AM | BlueSky |
| Shit, we went to the brewery though... Does that count? We're totally those parents that are slamming beers with our dog and our friends, while the kids meet up with school friends to play legos, soccer and football. In reply to @portfolioso.com's post | Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:52:56 AM | BlueSky |
| Shit, we went to the brewery though... Does that count? We're those parents that are slamming beers with our dog and our friends, while the kids play legos, soccer and football In reply to @portfolioso.com's post | Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:49:58 AM | BlueSky |
| Now that I'm elderly, I totally do not miss being home from college or returning back to fam for Thanksgiving and getting schmammered at the bar the night before with all your high school peeps. The highlight of the day was hibachi, drive through Christmas lights, and kids playing nonstop | Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:48:24 AM | BlueSky |
| Did anyone catch on? We pretty much have to, with all the population collapse and everything In reply to @portfolioso.com's post | Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:10:59 AM | BlueSky |
| The Pentel EnerGel 0.7 needle tip, purple ink pen is a really sick pen. Works great Yeah. I rock the purple ink. Whatcha gon' do about it? | Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:10:08 AM | BlueSky |
| If the boomers were a generation, do we at least get to rename Z or alpha to busters? That'd be cute in the history books | Tuesday, November 26, 2024 12:45:07 AM | BlueSky |
| Two day work week. Literally what do they expect me to do? I'll be studying for my AWS cert for two days straight | Monday, November 25, 2024 10:18:14 AM | BlueSky |
| You mean to tell you that you don't want some free meals provided every once in a while đ¤Ŗ | Monday, November 25, 2024 10:17:29 AM | BlueSky |
| The trees are always whispering to me | Saturday, November 23, 2024 10:20:23 PM | BlueSky |
| Everyone loves summer but I am energized by cold weather | Friday, November 22, 2024 8:44:44 AM | BlueSky |
| You ever watch The Good Place? This is Chidi to a tee. I didn't know there was a term for it. In reply to @foxxontherocks.bsky.social's post | Thursday, November 21, 2024 10:45:06 AM | BlueSky |
| Exactly. I read all news sources, no matter which direction they're biased. You need to see how everyone is thinking and get an understanding of it. Whether or not you agree is a different story but it opens you up to discussion and understanding | Wednesday, November 20, 2024 12:46:38 PM | BlueSky |
| No sympathy for Bayer. They are poisoning us all. [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, November 19, 2024 1:40:10 AM | BlueSky |
| Yoooo. This just took me BACK (Damn it, I'm aging myself with this, aren't I) [[ Image ]] | Monday, November 18, 2024 1:59:51 AM | BlueSky |
| My arm is incredibly sore from chucking all those 45s into my concrete wall | Sunday, November 17, 2024 6:23:46 PM | BlueSky |
| I had a gem of a reply to this, but made a conscious decision to leave politics off BlueSky. I'll still troll with it on Elon's shitty site though In reply to @bscabl.bsky.social's post | Sunday, November 17, 2024 4:50:17 PM | BlueSky |
| My goal for this account is to bring back the goofiness of what I used to post to Twitter back when it was new (<2010) Whether it's tech or me being a lunatic, I just want to be lighthearted in this crazy world. So while I have tendencies to be negative, I really don't want to bring that to BlueSky | Sunday, November 17, 2024 10:18:58 AM | BlueSky |
| The only acceptable answer here is to not use the Pixel 6 series. Worst phone I've ever owned. So many problems and fragile. I ran out of insurance claims and ended up downgrading to the 5 before getting my 8 Pro www.androidpolice.com/google-pixel... | Sunday, November 17, 2024 3:47:36 AM | BlueSky |
| Update: I rigged it to work because I never give up when something is busted | Sunday, November 17, 2024 3:28:28 AM | BlueSky |
| Welcome to Bluesky! I couldn't stand how toxic X was so I came over here and left all the political nonsense back there! So much better! In reply to @hanz73.bsky.social's post | Sunday, November 17, 2024 1:12:29 AM | BlueSky |
| I am so defeated đĨ | Sunday, November 17, 2024 12:19:10 AM | BlueSky |
| I am so annoyed rn because my pre lit Christmas tree completely failed after just 6 seasons. Not only does the remote controller RF box not work, but there's also some issue preventing the entire clear set of lights from working. Not what I had in my cards for today. Kiddo was so disappointed âšī¸ | Saturday, November 16, 2024 10:55:34 PM | BlueSky |
| Also my wife "you're on your gloomy bastard music again" In reply to @portfolioso.com's post | Saturday, November 16, 2024 3:20:25 PM | BlueSky |
| Alice in Chains Unplugged is the literal perfect record for when it's been gloomy for the millionth day in a row in Ohio [[ Image ]] | Saturday, November 16, 2024 3:19:11 PM | BlueSky |
| Recalled because they forgot to label that it didn't contain milk. It's butter! What do you think it contains? Then they wonder why food prices are through the roof. www.yahoo.com/news/popular... | Saturday, November 16, 2024 1:02:04 PM | BlueSky |
| Everyone's driving like a slow today | Friday, November 15, 2024 1:55:01 PM | BlueSky |
| I woke up and today stinks | Friday, November 15, 2024 9:37:41 AM | BlueSky |
| gm | Friday, November 15, 2024 1:38:30 AM | BlueSky |
| For my mortgage, I have a dedicated checking acct with partial direct deposits just enough to cover it + a little padding, and the remainder goes to another acct. After last year's escrow increases, December's mortgage payment will overdraft my account by $1.38, so now I need to adjust shit :/ | Friday, November 15, 2024 12:56:02 AM | BlueSky |
| The original images didn't load for me at first, but now they both work. Growing pains! Lots of "Invalid Handle" errors today also In reply to @crisis.bsky.social's post | Thursday, November 14, 2024 4:53:35 PM | BlueSky |
| It's so refreshing seeing people come over here from that shitty Elon website | Monday, November 11, 2024 7:33:23 PM | BlueSky |
| I have a giant cleaning list to complete and am getting started... NOW. This is gonna take a while | Monday, November 11, 2024 1:40:30 PM | BlueSky |
| Head over to #Feeds and search for Infosec [[ Image ]] In reply to @d0c.bsky.social's post | Friday, November 08, 2024 4:29:13 PM | BlueSky |
| Checking in from Dumbfuckistan, USA. I apologize to the world that the majority of our citizens want to go backwards. In reply to @bombi.bsky.social's post | Friday, November 08, 2024 10:13:25 AM | BlueSky |
| This is concerning because with the prices of everything, I can barely break even on the basics. I feel like I've already been saving up and have nothing to show for it. Everything's illiquid and does not help me now. In reply to @shenetworks.bsky.social's post | Thursday, November 07, 2024 2:01:35 PM | BlueSky |
| If Elon is so worried about population loss, he should just bankroll everyone's child related expenses. He can afford it. Should just be able to upload a receipt and get instantly reimbursed. In reply to @unrulywomenfiction.bsky.social's post | Monday, November 04, 2024 12:39:45 PM | BlueSky |
| It really needs to be Halloween already on the grounds that I've already broken into the two giant Costco bags of candy for the Trick or Treaters. At this rate, I won't have any left! | Monday, October 28, 2024 1:03:45 AM | BlueSky |
| No one uses Bluesky. I really wish more tech people came over here instead of remaining on wacky Elon's đ bullshit In reply to @shenetworks.bsky.social's post | Tuesday, October 22, 2024 4:55:06 PM | BlueSky |
| Who else is here because they're tired of Elon poisoning X with his far right absurd billionaire opinions and cultish ways... I mean, too many people are still on X so now I have to check both | Saturday, October 19, 2024 6:44:09 PM | BlueSky |
| Bluesky is bullshit. My account keeps getting rate limited on login and I hardly use it. It's kept my web session logged in but I can't login elsewhere. Support took 3 weeks to get back to me and they were like "well, don't go over the limit and try again later" by which, that time it worked again | Tuesday, October 15, 2024 9:40:42 AM | BlueSky |
| Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #202,378! (Forgot about bluesky tbh) [[ Image ]] | Thursday, September 19, 2024 10:56:39 AM | BlueSky |
| Hello Bluesky! It's been a hot minute? What's been going on around here? | Tuesday, August 13, 2024 5:07:59 PM | BlueSky |
| Y'all. Hot take: Slim Shady is back. I don't care how much Gen Z hates Eminem, or how irrelevant he was for the past decade (minus a few collabs). Dude dropped a fire jam that immediately transported me back to middle school. | Sunday, June 09, 2024 9:52:52 PM | BlueSky |
| Either Verizon 5GUW (CBand) in my neighborhood got better, or the Pixel 8 finally has the radio firmware sorted and it's better at staying connected to 5GUW than it was a few months ago. Used to drive me nuts and always bounced to LTE or fake 5G constantly. Now it's solid | Tuesday, June 04, 2024 12:53:03 AM | BlueSky |
| Y'all - I just want to make one quick DNS change, but our infra code pipeline takes 13 minutes to run + requires an approval. Then they wonder why everything takes forever | Friday, May 31, 2024 11:04:45 AM | BlueSky |
| It's always the trees that call out to me | Sunday, April 28, 2024 10:24:48 PM | BlueSky |
| Taylor Swift dropped a new album or something. Why do I have to work? It should be a national holiday | Friday, April 19, 2024 10:28:46 AM | BlueSky |
| My mom keeps sending me these creepy AI Jesus Instagram videos and she's gotta fucking stop because it's so gd creepy. It's literally a picture that's been AI animated to talk. This is some religious boomer shit, because if you send it to 10 people before midnight, you get an extra blessing đ¤Ļââī¸ | Monday, April 01, 2024 12:56:25 AM | BlueSky |
| I'm back, bitches! [[ Image ]] | Sunday, March 31, 2024 10:12:03 AM | BlueSky |
| Yankees down 3-0 to the cheating Astros in the first inning of opening day. Then they ground into a double plays twice with the bases loaded. Cancel the season. | Thursday, March 28, 2024 5:13:54 PM | BlueSky |