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| See, how did that happen? Because my dog goes nuts at the ding dong sound and we never had that kind of old school doorbell in her life ever. How'd she learn that? In reply to @shenet.works's post | Thursday, March 13, 2025 9:08:15 PM | BlueSky |
| Oof that python section really hit home. In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post | Thursday, March 13, 2025 7:44:51 AM | BlueSky |
| I didn't even get to Mexico yet and I already shit myself | Thursday, March 13, 2025 7:29:37 AM | BlueSky |
| See this is why I have psychopathic tendencies. Read the news about a house fire and saw a picture of them rescuing a dog and gave it an oxygen mask. Immediately cared about nothing else except the wellbeing of that dog. | Wednesday, March 12, 2025 1:16:04 PM | BlueSky |
| You can go right ahead and cancel the Yankees' season before it even starts because they're paying $36 million and $32 million to Cole and Stanton and they both have mother fuckin season ending injuries. The weak pricks. | Monday, March 10, 2025 11:06:04 PM | BlueSky |
| Is tonight the night the government makes us fuck around with our clocks for no good reason? | Saturday, March 08, 2025 9:59:45 PM | BlueSky |
| Not sure how many times I have to reiterate that if you lease/own a cyber truck, you're a raging dickhead. They're unreliable pieces of crap, and on top of that, Elon is a complete jagoff www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-... | Monday, March 03, 2025 9:52:16 PM | BlueSky |
| Despite what the industry wants you to believe, there is absolutely no way to prove a natural diamond is conflict free. Some little kid was most likely murdered in Rwanda for it. Get lab grown - at least some 12 year old in a factory in China made it instead. In reply to @portfolioso.com's post | Monday, March 03, 2025 2:39:31 AM | BlueSky |
| Diamonds are a scam. Carbon is the 15th most abundant element in Earth's crust. If anyone ever needs to buy diamonds for whatever reason, save your money and get lab grown because they're magnitudes cheaper and better quality than natural ones and it's the same exact thing. | Monday, March 03, 2025 2:37:56 AM | BlueSky |
| Don't buy shit today, fam [[ Image ]] | Friday, February 28, 2025 8:21:26 AM | BlueSky |
| BIOS updates scare the absolute crap out of me. I never trust the device to not be bricked after one [[ Image ]] | Thursday, February 27, 2025 5:45:35 PM | BlueSky |
| I'd love it if Betelgeuse went supernova in my lifetime. Could happen tomorrow. Could happen in 100,000 years. Either way, it's happening VERY soon! | Thursday, February 27, 2025 11:07:31 AM | BlueSky |
| Someone merged a bad PR because we don't have validation CI on branches (which I have to fix) and the linting failed and I just fixed it directly in master like a boss | Friday, February 21, 2025 7:33:50 PM | BlueSky |
| They will get on a call with me for 45 minutes while I essentially do the work for them. I don't have time to spend 45 minutes with them to do their work, when it takes me 5 minutes to research the shit they can't figure out. In reply to @portfolioso.com's post | Friday, February 21, 2025 12:09:34 PM | BlueSky |
| You buy cheap, you get cheap. Our offshore engineers are some of the laziest motherfuckers I've ever worked with. They literally can't figure things out and come to me being like "hey we need to connect" with no details of errors or what they tried. | Friday, February 21, 2025 10:15:05 AM | BlueSky |
| And not married to a 60 year old guy 🤣 In reply to @shenet.works's post | Monday, February 17, 2025 7:48:28 PM | BlueSky |
| In the year of our Lord 2025, why would anyone use anything other than USB-C for anything anymore? All of my micro USB cables broke. The very few devices I have left with micro USB are a pain for me to charge In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post | Monday, February 17, 2025 7:47:04 PM | BlueSky |
| This was written on my whiteboard on my freshman dorm door. When you pay a million dollars a month for fragmented streaming services while they make record profits and their execs are multimillionaires, and they still don't have the content you want to watch... Piracy. That is all. [[ Image ]] | Monday, February 17, 2025 5:46:45 PM | BlueSky |
| Tiktok's back on the app stores... What a time to be alive. | Friday, February 14, 2025 2:41:16 AM | BlueSky |
| Not sure if anyone knows the Brian Jonestown Massacre, but I'm a huge fan (even though the front man Anton is wayyyy out there). This other emerging artist Tess Parks collaborated with him a few years back and her music could be a drop in replacement for BJM | Wednesday, February 12, 2025 12:22:58 PM | BlueSky |
| I was a nutjob in my 20s. 30s are legit so chill In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post | Monday, February 10, 2025 8:52:04 PM | BlueSky |
| Whoever thought Elon Musk would make such a bad president | Saturday, February 08, 2025 9:57:05 PM | BlueSky |
| youtu.be/9cVJr3eQfXc?... In reply to @alexjyong.bsky.social's post | Thursday, February 06, 2025 9:48:35 AM | BlueSky |
| My microwave broke a couple weeks ago, and the new one has a white LED display which is modern. It makes all of the rest of my appliances from the 2010s with green LEDs look very dated (dishwasher, stove, fridge) | Thursday, February 06, 2025 1:13:36 AM | BlueSky |
| I literally have been watching The Sopranos too much | Tuesday, February 04, 2025 11:06:40 PM | BlueSky |
| My inner New York is showing when I said good night and it triggered Gemini into thinking I asked it to set an alarm. In a bout of confusion and annoyance: [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, February 04, 2025 11:05:49 PM | BlueSky |
| Tax the churches, not Mexico, Canada or China! | Sunday, February 02, 2025 4:38:19 PM | BlueSky |
| It's gonna be 55 tomorrow? That's basically summertime bru | Thursday, January 30, 2025 11:31:48 PM | BlueSky |
| lol. She was just reporting a fact and I misinterpreted it as her supporting it. My b In reply to @janaykinney.bsky.social's post | Thursday, January 30, 2025 2:00:54 PM | BlueSky |
| This cannot be a real account. People are like "that's fascism" and she's like "yes it is" In reply to @campbell4tn.bsky.social's post | Thursday, January 30, 2025 12:35:38 PM | BlueSky |
| WTF is this kind of shit? Ya know, we talk about shithole countries and how no one has freedoms. The US is now one of them, because now we're criminalizing disagreeing with Trump policies. Have the day you deserve, asshat. In reply to @campbell4tn.bsky.social's post | Thursday, January 30, 2025 11:49:44 AM | BlueSky |
| This post deserves a Pulitzer Prize for wit and honesty In reply to @dieworkwear.bsky.social's post | Tuesday, January 28, 2025 6:57:00 PM | BlueSky |
| You can find some absurd comments on the MSFT forums, but what I really want to know are who tf are the 5 people who found this helpful :rofl: [[ Image ]] | Monday, January 27, 2025 5:23:27 PM | BlueSky |
| Telling the AI "that is garbage code bro" 🤣 [[ Image ]] | Friday, January 24, 2025 6:26:08 PM | BlueSky |
| They have your algorithm wrong. Mine is all dogs In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post | Sunday, January 19, 2025 11:51:36 AM | BlueSky |
| Idk, maybe we need to like... Elect better fucking presidents. The US is falling faster than the Roman Empire [[ Image ]] | Saturday, January 18, 2025 11:19:51 PM | BlueSky |
| Honestly who is still using TLS 1.0 and 1.1 in the year of our Lord 2025? Everyone should be on 1.3 anyways | Saturday, January 18, 2025 10:35:42 AM | BlueSky |
| I hate when people do this shit. Just tell me wtf you want from my life [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, January 15, 2025 9:30:42 AM | BlueSky |
| Feel better Gemma! Speedy recovery In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post | Sunday, January 12, 2025 5:14:16 PM | BlueSky |
| December 1997 was a wild time to be alive. Look at all these bangers. [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, January 07, 2025 1:17:31 AM | BlueSky |
| Google changed the assistant's voice and she went from a robotic prude to a saucy sounding minx | Sunday, January 05, 2025 5:08:26 PM | BlueSky |
| Holy shit, pseudoephedrine works wonders for congestion. Not that phenylephrine bullshit. Why haven't I tried this earlier? | Thursday, January 02, 2025 4:49:46 PM | BlueSky |
| Tone sounded assey lol. Sry, didn't mean it in a bad way. I'm just mad at Ohio. I agree with you In reply to @portfolioso.com's post | Sunday, December 29, 2024 8:57:03 PM | BlueSky |
| It's Ohio in the winter with global warming. What do you expect? It'll dry out around May In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post | Sunday, December 29, 2024 8:56:30 PM | BlueSky |
| I see that goofball Ajit Pai (former FCC chair under Donnie Orange) is back in the news again. I heckled that clown so much back in the day on Elon's dumb website that he blocked me. Lolz! [[ Image ]] | Sunday, December 29, 2024 6:56:46 PM | BlueSky |
| I'm not a fan of 80s synth pop. So here's a hot take. The following Christmas songs are NOT good: Wham - Last Christmas The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping | Saturday, December 28, 2024 1:15:26 AM | BlueSky |
| Ain't no way I'm fostering a dog. They'd never get it back In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post | Saturday, December 28, 2024 1:13:07 AM | BlueSky |
| Yaaas! I got a Snoop on da Stoop! [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, December 25, 2024 1:14:55 PM | BlueSky |
| We'll see the sun again in May I guess [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, December 24, 2024 11:23:03 AM | BlueSky |
| Come on. What kind of crap is this. It's supposed to be snowing. Third dud winter in a row. [[ Image ]] | Monday, December 23, 2024 9:55:37 AM | BlueSky |
| Get rid of that thing. It can't run AimAdHack In reply to @bscabl.bsky.social's post | Sunday, December 22, 2024 7:17:23 PM | BlueSky |
| Not sure when the mid-song key change fell out of favor (probably sometime in the 90s) but we need to bring them back immejitly | Sunday, December 22, 2024 2:45:02 PM | BlueSky |
| Happy Winter Solstice! Cheers to the darkest day of the year and winter. Now where's my snow? ☃️❄️🌨️🥶 | Saturday, December 21, 2024 1:27:02 PM | BlueSky |
| Damn, the sun sets early there. I thought New York was bad. Do y'all have daylight savings debates there also? In reply to @bombi.bsky.social's post | Saturday, December 21, 2024 1:25:45 PM | BlueSky |
| I could not resist, because I'm a child obviously [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, December 18, 2024 5:32:21 PM | BlueSky |
| Why do we even have to pay for anything? Money is stupid. I wish I had unlimited money so I can buy all the dogs anywhere anything they want or need | Wednesday, December 18, 2024 12:54:07 PM | BlueSky |
| NGL, the Creed - Higher / Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer mashup is kinda fire flames | Saturday, December 14, 2024 2:16:37 AM | BlueSky |
| In the 90s and early 2000s, Times New Roman, 12 pt size was the gold standard. If you didn't use that for a paper, it was essentially rejected. It was such an ugly font, too! (I'm not a fan of serif fonts). Now MSFT changes the defaults up all the time | Friday, December 13, 2024 3:48:50 AM | BlueSky |
| Gen Alpha are a bunch of absolute morons. I can't wait for them to enter the workforce. They're just gonna sit around and be like "doo doo doop skibidi toilet. Ohio" all day long In reply to @shenet.works's post | Thursday, December 12, 2024 11:39:38 PM | BlueSky |
| Yes [[ Image ]] In reply to @shenet.works's post | Wednesday, December 11, 2024 11:08:41 AM | BlueSky |
| Someone forgot to call 811 lol [[ Image ]] In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post | Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:36:36 PM | BlueSky |
| It's really just a lack of understanding. All it's supposed to do is provide typing indicators and higher quality media for now. The security is no worse than plain sms. Google is working on end to end implementation. I'd trust data in transit but it wouldn't be my choice for "secure" messaging | Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:34:47 PM | BlueSky |
| In Brenda Lee's song Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree, the lyric "Later we'll have some pumpkin pie" If you swap it to "fuckin' pie" you'll never unhear that for the rest of your life. | Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:32:27 PM | BlueSky |
| The infosec community is freaking out about unencrypted RCS between Android and iOS... It's not a big deal. Nothing changed, because green bubble sms was also unencrypted. Just don't send anything sensitive over it duh - there are better platforms for secure messaging | Tuesday, December 10, 2024 9:22:26 AM | BlueSky |
| Stop feeding her mayo In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post | Monday, December 09, 2024 11:57:32 AM | BlueSky |
| Apple totally hired Chris to do the forecast In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post | Thursday, December 05, 2024 10:46:23 AM | BlueSky |
| I'm not sad about it In reply to @shenet.works's post | Thursday, December 05, 2024 10:07:40 AM | BlueSky |
| Wifey overheard me talking to my mom about the car accident stuff and was not happy with what I was saying and I think I just avoided a fight by immediately starting a call with one of my India coworkers and doing some work for the next 45 mins Lmao. Didn't give her the opportunity to come at me | Thursday, December 05, 2024 12:47:24 AM | BlueSky |
| I hope I passed my AWS exam | Wednesday, December 04, 2024 4:46:10 PM | BlueSky |
| I really suggest ignoring the trolls. People suck, and you can spend the rest of your life pointing out their hatred at you, and that's a complete waste of your time. You don't have to prove anything to these people. In reply to @xgigglypuff.bsky.social's post | Tuesday, December 03, 2024 5:26:33 PM | BlueSky |
| My cup runneth over Like blood from a stone | Tuesday, December 03, 2024 4:57:23 PM | BlueSky |
| Which small Chevy SUV should I look at? A Trax, Trailblazer, or an Equinox? | Tuesday, December 03, 2024 10:19:51 AM | BlueSky |
| When's it going to snow? Who can make it snow? | Sunday, December 01, 2024 11:55:07 AM | BlueSky |
| I post this every 12/1. and wifey will never stop calling me an emo because of it www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DCd... (also, RIP Chester) | Sunday, December 01, 2024 1:39:02 AM | BlueSky |
| I am trying to leave politics and negativity off here and treat it like Twitter of 2010. But I posted one thing about Bitcoin and was immediately followed by like 6 cryptobro bots In reply to @bscabl.bsky.social's post | Saturday, November 30, 2024 6:41:19 PM | BlueSky |
| Michigan isn't even great this year and how am I not surprised Ohio St. would mess this one up. Smh In reply to @funkadelic19.bsky.social's post | Saturday, November 30, 2024 3:44:13 PM | BlueSky |
| I really am not a youngster anymore. Found this relic from the 2008-2009 or so [[ Image ]] | Saturday, November 30, 2024 2:23:01 AM | BlueSky |
| Tell me JavaScript is crap without telling me JavaScript is crap. Why does my React hello world example have nearly 42k files in it? [[ Image ]] | Friday, November 29, 2024 8:17:43 PM | BlueSky |
| Let's get real with these dumb clickbait article titles. No 4 year old is hacking anything. The mom was an idiot who didn't secure her account [[ Image ]] | Friday, November 29, 2024 6:31:37 PM | BlueSky |
| Coinbase gave me $10 of Bitcoin in December 2017 (.001036 BTC). This is now almost $100 | Friday, November 29, 2024 2:29:43 AM | BlueSky |
| Shit, we went to the brewery though... Does that count? We're totally those parents that are slamming beers with our dog and our friends, while the kids meet up with school friends to play legos, soccer and football. In reply to @portfolioso.com's post | Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:52:56 AM | BlueSky |
| Shit, we went to the brewery though... Does that count? We're those parents that are slamming beers with our dog and our friends, while the kids play legos, soccer and football In reply to @portfolioso.com's post | Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:49:58 AM | BlueSky |
| Now that I'm elderly, I totally do not miss being home from college or returning back to fam for Thanksgiving and getting schmammered at the bar the night before with all your high school peeps. The highlight of the day was hibachi, drive through Christmas lights, and kids playing nonstop | Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:48:24 AM | BlueSky |
| Did anyone catch on? We pretty much have to, with all the population collapse and everything In reply to @portfolioso.com's post | Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:10:59 AM | BlueSky |
| The Pentel EnerGel 0.7 needle tip, purple ink pen is a really sick pen. Works great Yeah. I rock the purple ink. Whatcha gon' do about it? | Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:10:08 AM | BlueSky |
| If the boomers were a generation, do we at least get to rename Z or alpha to busters? That'd be cute in the history books | Tuesday, November 26, 2024 12:45:07 AM | BlueSky |
| Two day work week. Literally what do they expect me to do? I'll be studying for my AWS cert for two days straight | Monday, November 25, 2024 10:18:14 AM | BlueSky |
| You mean to tell you that you don't want some free meals provided every once in a while 🤣 | Monday, November 25, 2024 10:17:29 AM | BlueSky |
| The trees are always whispering to me | Saturday, November 23, 2024 10:20:23 PM | BlueSky |
| Everyone loves summer but I am energized by cold weather | Friday, November 22, 2024 8:44:44 AM | BlueSky |
| You ever watch The Good Place? This is Chidi to a tee. I didn't know there was a term for it. In reply to @foxxontherocks.bsky.social's post | Thursday, November 21, 2024 10:45:06 AM | BlueSky |
| Exactly. I read all news sources, no matter which direction they're biased. You need to see how everyone is thinking and get an understanding of it. Whether or not you agree is a different story but it opens you up to discussion and understanding | Wednesday, November 20, 2024 12:46:38 PM | BlueSky |
| No sympathy for Bayer. They are poisoning us all. [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, November 19, 2024 1:40:10 AM | BlueSky |
| Yoooo. This just took me BACK (Damn it, I'm aging myself with this, aren't I) [[ Image ]] | Monday, November 18, 2024 1:59:51 AM | BlueSky |
| My arm is incredibly sore from chucking all those 45s into my concrete wall | Sunday, November 17, 2024 6:23:46 PM | BlueSky |
| I had a gem of a reply to this, but made a conscious decision to leave politics off BlueSky. I'll still troll with it on Elon's shitty site though In reply to @bscabl.bsky.social's post | Sunday, November 17, 2024 4:50:17 PM | BlueSky |
| My goal for this account is to bring back the goofiness of what I used to post to Twitter back when it was new (<2010) Whether it's tech or me being a lunatic, I just want to be lighthearted in this crazy world. So while I have tendencies to be negative, I really don't want to bring that to BlueSky | Sunday, November 17, 2024 10:18:58 AM | BlueSky |
| The only acceptable answer here is to not use the Pixel 6 series. Worst phone I've ever owned. So many problems and fragile. I ran out of insurance claims and ended up downgrading to the 5 before getting my 8 Pro www.androidpolice.com/google-pixel... | Sunday, November 17, 2024 3:47:36 AM | BlueSky |
| Update: I rigged it to work because I never give up when something is busted | Sunday, November 17, 2024 3:28:28 AM | BlueSky |
| Welcome to Bluesky! I couldn't stand how toxic X was so I came over here and left all the political nonsense back there! So much better! In reply to @hanz73.bsky.social's post | Sunday, November 17, 2024 1:12:29 AM | BlueSky |
