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This live wallpaper is so fun drunk. Thanks android 2.1 Tuesday, April 06, 2010 9:15:32 PMtwidroid
Another thing I have against android 2.1: they replaced my comma symbol with the voice button. I use commas a lot Tuesday, April 06, 2010 6:26:36 PMtwidroid
Fuckin 95 in this classroom Tuesday, April 06, 2010 5:00:30 PMtwidroid
Crazy ass Japanese... who makes albino boob chocolate? http://twitpic.com/1diuo3 Monday, April 05, 2010 9:52:11 PMtwidroid
Old bro in CVS, cigar hanging in mouth. So pimp. Guy probably does work with the old bitties. http://twitpic.com/1dgjco Monday, April 05, 2010 3:29:44 PMtwidroid
http://twitpic.com/1dgago only a warning in California. everyone else is not warned Monday, April 05, 2010 2:47:03 PMtwidroid
New YES graphics... Play ball! Sunday, April 04, 2010 8:10:18 PMtwidroid
@Colithika bitchhhhh
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Sunday, April 04, 2010 6:35:14 PMtwidroid
Two hours until baseball season. Go Yankees! Sunday, April 04, 2010 6:10:10 PMtwidroid
Tweeting using the swype keyboard beta on android. It works surprisingly well but only one handed Friday, April 02, 2010 5:07:37 PMtwidroid
I also find it hard to believe that there are no smokes on this path today... well maybe 1but I couldn't tell Friday, April 02, 2010 2:58:34 PMtwidroid
Stop feeding the fucking geese. They can eat on their own. Second of all they shit everywhere Friday, April 02, 2010 2:57:27 PMtwidroid
My mom just told me to stop beig a tease... wonderful. Friday, April 02, 2010 12:26:10 AMtwidroid
@ShavingFoams they already spent time developing it, so they should add it to labs or testtube
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Thursday, April 01, 2010 7:37:42 PMtwidroid
Guaranteed... never fails. You'll always find a smoke or two on the path by the lake in bronxville. Dayum Thursday, April 01, 2010 3:14:48 PMtwidroid
Weather is sizzzz. Hittin some rays. Comin back from easter break black Thursday, April 01, 2010 1:55:38 PMtwidroid
So proud of my boy TC for writing all of page 3 in the CT post on 3/28... very cool web surveys of ct town hall sites... Wednesday, March 31, 2010 3:15:34 AMtwidroid
Sivv. Chicken wants you in the mouth. Wednesday, March 31, 2010 2:36:31 AMtwidroid
7 people. Why the fuck does no one ever text me back. Wednesday, March 31, 2010 2:20:39 AMtwidroid
Not only is my slutt on campus, I can't even keep a fuckin ho with me at the beach. I'm a total failure someone kill me Wednesday, March 31, 2010 1:51:36 AMtwidroid
And btw. Lessards my boy Wednesday, March 31, 2010 1:06:20 AMtwidroid
The right decision that works out for me... I never make it. F my life Wednesday, March 31, 2010 1:01:24 AMtwidroid
Never ever ever goes the way I want it to.... sometime Wednesday, March 31, 2010 12:22:01 AMtwidroid
Gmail bro? Really? In the middle of a party. I know I'm a geek but what a tool Tuesday, March 30, 2010 11:33:50 PMtwidroid
Okay stop asking questions shitheads. Tuesday, March 30, 2010 9:18:29 PMtwidroid
This fucker concluded her lecture 4 times already. Shut the f up. Tuesday, March 30, 2010 9:10:44 PMtwidroid
Kill me now. No one gives a shit about this babbling bitch Tuesday, March 30, 2010 8:59:51 PMtwidroid
It is erronious that I'm at this speaker right now. Tuesday, March 30, 2010 8:24:46 PMtwidroid
Finally android 2.1 is rolling out. I really hope there are more homescreens. Tech blogs haven't mentioned that... Tuesday, March 30, 2010 4:33:58 PMtwidroid
Also, does it ever stop fuckin raining in this shithole? Tuesday, March 30, 2010 10:11:33 AMtwidroid
Never have I ever pissed on an umbrella soberly while continuously walking forward... oh wait... Tuesday, March 30, 2010 3:24:03 AMtwidroid
Marry me. Holy shit. Monday, March 29, 2010 4:20:28 PMtwidroid
Came home and found this shit on my stove. What the f does my housemate eat? I wouldn't give this to a dog... ew http://twitpic.com/1bq410 Monday, March 29, 2010 6:40:06 AMtwidroid
Yo verizon. Why is fios mobile remote for android only available for hd boxes. Grr Sunday, March 28, 2010 12:52:05 PMtwidroid
Just checking Saturday, March 27, 2010 2:50:59 AMtwidroid
Its fucking cold Friday, March 26, 2010 6:23:24 PMtwidroid
Oh god, I drunk txted the freshmen. Friday, March 26, 2010 11:07:14 AMtwidroid
Cleary, true or false. Ooooo fuck. Thursday, March 25, 2010 10:38:41 PMtwidroid
Yes sweetie, keep texting while you stand in front of my dryer. Completely oblivious. Thursday, March 25, 2010 1:02:09 AMtwidroid
Does this stupid bitch need to fold her laundry as she takes shit out of the dryer? Waste of my time. Move! W/e at least she's hot. Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:59:43 AMtwidroid
Its literally 90 degrees in dolan hall what the fuck Wednesday, March 24, 2010 6:53:21 PMtwidroid
On to the next one... Monday, March 22, 2010 12:19:32 PMtwidroid
Extremely uncomfortable... Saturday, March 20, 2010 5:09:03 AMtwidroid
Shitty night: bad. Bitches mia: annoying. Texting sublime lyrics to my housemate soberly at 2am on friday: priceless Saturday, March 20, 2010 2:12:08 AMtwidroid
Sober... why is that... Saturday, March 20, 2010 1:38:34 AMtwidroid
I want to taste dirty, stinging pistol In my mouth, on my tongue I want you to scrape me from the walls And go crazy like you've made me Saturday, March 20, 2010 1:07:28 AMtwidroid
Anyone have a .22 they want to shoot me in the head with? Saturday, March 20, 2010 12:42:45 AMtwidroid
This house is fucking ridiculous right now... Friday, March 19, 2010 11:38:10 PMtwidroid
Time to corrupt some freshmen... Friday, March 19, 2010 10:27:55 PMtwidroid
This is a joke Thursday, March 18, 2010 2:07:22 AMtwidroid
I feel like my 3g is always out. Come on verizon, you're better than this Monday, March 15, 2010 5:36:16 PMtwidroid
Nice weather here... does it ever stop storming? Monday, March 15, 2010 2:47:09 PMtwidroid
i have seen the others and i have discovered that this fight is not worth fighting Sunday, March 14, 2010 9:46:10 PMtwidroid
Yeah. I'm drinking hard alc out of a coffee mug. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it? Sunday, March 14, 2010 7:19:04 PMtwidroid
Fuckin becks and stella. They should be together. All green ass and shit. Saturday, March 13, 2010 3:19:38 AMtwidroid
"Guys this is important... I got my twix, but I need my mayo" Saturday, March 13, 2010 1:23:29 AMtwidroid
Nom: http://twitpic.com/184cm6 (this was take 6 in tweeting this because verizon 3g sucked it and twidroid was being a shithead) Friday, March 12, 2010 11:33:24 AMtwidroid
Spring training. Little game of soft toss in preparation for the mirror softball team Wednesday, March 10, 2010 3:29:51 PMtwidroid
Nice to know that I have higher blood pressure than an 89 year old Tuesday, March 09, 2010 6:05:08 PMtwidroid
Nice ass Tuesday, March 09, 2010 4:50:32 PMtwidroid
Altering reality. Ill be back norh later Tuesday, March 09, 2010 1:27:05 PMtwidroid
I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?q=40.83949,-73.90394 Monday, March 08, 2010 5:46:51 PMtwidroid
Shuter island, son Monday, March 08, 2010 11:26:38 AMtwidroid
Fail. Location is completely false. Sunday, March 07, 2010 1:53:54 AMtwidroid
Test tweet (uninstalled and reinstalled twidroid) Sunday, March 07, 2010 1:52:43 AMtwidroid
1 gig of ram is for pussies. I need 6 gigs in my next rig. Sunday, March 07, 2010 1:43:14 AMtwidroid
Dude. Twidroids locarion is DEAD WRONG. I was in bronxville and it said I was in the hamptons. Fuckin east ass end of LI is not Westchester Saturday, March 06, 2010 4:26:09 PMtwidroid
Alice in chains cover. Sizzzzz Saturday, March 06, 2010 12:55:25 AMtwidroid
@Waspito legit. Anythig less is not irish.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Thursday, March 04, 2010 11:57:16 PMtwidroid
People having a catch on the quad. It's spring, bitches Thursday, March 04, 2010 12:02:52 PMtwidroid
Walked out of mohegan a little light. Wednesday, March 03, 2010 2:35:38 AMtwidroid
Tweet location test Tuesday, March 02, 2010 8:54:39 PMtwidroid
Btw twidroid's location data is erronious. It shows me as being in the middle of the long island sound. Tuesday, March 02, 2010 7:52:10 PMtwidroid
Margaritaville is calling... Tuesday, March 02, 2010 7:49:47 PMtwidroid
Time to submit yearbook deadline pages Monday, March 01, 2010 8:53:13 PMtwidroid
Fuckin Canada Sunday, February 28, 2010 6:00:09 PMtwidroid
Its 3am I must be lonely. Sunday, February 28, 2010 3:02:36 AMtwidroid
I'm glad I make a difference... useless. Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:45:25 AMtwidroid
Oh is thatg the droid? Yeah I still don't want you... Sunday, February 28, 2010 1:11:07 AMtwidroid
3g at fairfield beach can suck it bc it doesn't exist Sunday, February 28, 2010 12:25:42 AMtwidroid
You can't even joke around like that negro Sunday, February 28, 2010 12:11:46 AMtwidroid
So much hotter without bangs. Its like freshman yr all over again Saturday, February 27, 2010 11:41:04 PMtwidroid
I love snow and winter. But I can really go for some 60 degree spring weather on my bike path Saturday, February 27, 2010 11:26:49 PMtwidroid
A pitcher of beer and some soco later..... time to drink more Saturday, February 27, 2010 11:19:14 PMtwidroid
No 3G at the bunny Friday, February 26, 2010 6:50:45 PMtwidroid
Welcome to Seattle, connecticut. Its sunny here? Wednesday, February 24, 2010 1:51:17 PMtwidroid
Note to self: don't take down servers for maintenance when people need them.... ugh Wednesday, February 24, 2010 12:38:30 AMtwidroid
Long ass day. Is it over yet? Monday, February 22, 2010 10:41:36 AMtwidroid
Listening to Mad Season a lot lately. Layne is my boy. Sunday, February 21, 2010 11:25:36 PMtwidroid
@SonicBlur23 tell him to fix his hosts file
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
Friday, February 19, 2010 9:22:30 PMtwidroid
Blue, clouded grey, you're not a crack up. Dizzy and weakened by the haze. Friday, February 19, 2010 2:29:53 AMtwidroid
@vtotheflo I was goin to tweet but you ruined it Monday, February 15, 2010 12:02:04 AMtwidroid
RT @ShavingFoams I have gummies that look like dicks. happy valentines day indeed. Win Sunday, February 14, 2010 11:26:14 PMtwidroid
drinkin wine out of a beer glass. Fuck society and its norms and other made up bullshit Sunday, February 14, 2010 10:07:55 PMtwidroid
22 hours 50 minutes left Sunday, February 14, 2010 1:11:12 AMtwidroid
"I'll always love my momma she brought me into this world" Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:28:52 AMtwidroid
Toms drunk pasta Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:19:10 AMtwidroid
http://short.to/174rq toms drunk pasta! Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:01:24 AMtwidroid
Clap your hands if you got a bank rolllll Saturday, February 13, 2010 2:34:05 AMtwidroid
@ShavingFoams welcome to my world nucka. Fairfield u. Shitty ass computers. Shittier ass network.
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Friday, February 12, 2010 2:35:35 AMtwidroid