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Just drank 3/4 of a pitcher of green tea. Yum Monday, July 05, 2010 7:32:55 PMtwidroid
Fuckin disaster... 2 outs at the plate? Fml Sunday, July 04, 2010 2:59:32 PMtwidroid
I need one of those white yankee patriotic hats: they're sizz Sunday, July 04, 2010 2:52:56 PMtwidroid
J Munz: "Yo we should just totally bust in there and land some Cessnas" Thursday, July 01, 2010 11:36:41 PMtwidroid
Surprise four day weekend. Enjoyyyy Thursday, July 01, 2010 1:48:04 PMtwidroid
Fuckin wonderful. Con ed fucked half our power and the entire server room is running on UPS. Thursday, July 01, 2010 11:27:40 AMtwidroid
Fuck. That: http://twitpic.com/21igr9 Thursday, July 01, 2010 11:14:19 AMtwidroid
Fuck bbm. Gchat on android does the same thing. And if you don't have a google account, you're weak Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:26:44 AMtwidroid
Also, dibs on that teacher's daughter with the NYU sweatshirt. Dayum. Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:47:33 AMtwidroid
These hitachi projectors have great airflow and fan filters, so very little dust gets into the bulb. Nice engineering. Makes my life easy Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:46:37 AMtwidroid
Just saw a dude selling watermelons out of his pickup on gun hill rd in the bronx. Lulz Wednesday, June 30, 2010 5:29:56 PMtwidroid
Uhh, I'm welding this door! http://twitpic.com/21bcki Wednesday, June 30, 2010 4:29:18 PMtwidroid
Who's the dick who designed these projectors to look like dicks? http://twitpic.com/21a1mq Wednesday, June 30, 2010 1:09:50 PMtwidroid
I love these teachers who put obnoxious "do not remove" signs on the computers. Its district property and my dept determines what they get Wednesday, June 30, 2010 11:48:18 AMtwidroid
63 degrees this morning. It should stay like this all day. Also UPS' are fuckin heavy Wednesday, June 30, 2010 8:09:31 AMtwidroid
We labeled the AC last year in a classroom. It's still there: http://twitpic.com/211n4p Tuesday, June 29, 2010 3:26:44 PMtwidroid
No idea what happened but 11 cop cars just flew down 22 with sirens. Must be bad Tuesday, June 29, 2010 2:50:18 PMtwidroid
Oh ill never make it this summer. Real job plesae? Monday, June 28, 2010 1:39:18 PMtwidroid
wtf do they teach in kindergarten, nazi marching? http://twitpic.com/20pvsc Monday, June 28, 2010 10:00:27 AMtwidroid
First thing they tell me when I came into this ghetto school: if you find a hamster, throw a box over it & call the office. its been missing Monday, June 28, 2010 9:24:50 AMtwidroid
mad jeesco. they have a window ac running on a cart. love these schools http://twitpic.com/20pjhc Monday, June 28, 2010 9:14:58 AMtwidroid
My uncle's great: "If you don't know how to cut a lime right, you shouldn't be serving fuckin corona." Saturday, June 26, 2010 2:47:47 PMtwidroid
Interior crocodile aligator. I drive a Chevrolet movie theater. Thursday, June 24, 2010 12:52:18 AMtwidroid
DAT ASS... Tuesday, June 22, 2010 6:14:23 PMtwidroid
I love my new phone wallpaper. If this were a painting, I'd buy it for my room: http://twitpic.com/1ymftw Sunday, June 20, 2010 10:48:11 PMtwidroid
First day of summer is tomorrow. Can it be autumn and winter now please? Sunday, June 20, 2010 9:32:49 PMtwidroid
I'd probably go gay for @nickswisher Sunday, June 20, 2010 2:11:16 PMtwidroid
I really want windows 7 on my laptop, but after extensive testing, the shitpile really can't handle it. Saturday, June 19, 2010 6:10:41 PMtwidroid
Fuck Jose Reyes Saturday, June 19, 2010 1:52:25 PMtwidroid
@Waspito I did. Went to citi with my yankee shit and took in scenes of he new park. Didn't give a fuck abkut los mets.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Friday, June 18, 2010 6:15:51 PMtwidroid
My dad: "you sound like a smoking, drinking, southern hillbilly" Thursday, June 17, 2010 5:53:38 PMtwidroid
@waspito figure of speech asshole. You see a pic of it? Rhig is a monstrosity. Tuesday, June 15, 2010 11:14:00 PMtwidroid
My doodle: http://is.gd/cQMj5 Tuesday, June 15, 2010 7:41:54 PMtwidroid
Sabathia/Halladay. Let's go Yankees! Tuesday, June 15, 2010 7:07:30 PMtwidroid
I'm pretty sure I'd bone the shit out of Giada Tuesday, June 15, 2010 4:55:45 PMtwidroid
The Yankees had a mascot from 1979-1981? News to me. Meet Dandy: http://is.gd/cQp4w Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:57:32 PMtwidroid
Ok looks like it was a bit.ly api failure. My b Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:55:49 PMtwidroid
Nope didn't do it. What a buggy piece of shit. Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:51:47 PMtwidroid
http://fucking.shorten.this.url.twidroid.you.fucking.shitpile.net/what-a-dick test tweet Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:51:05 PMtwidroid
Ok fucking twidroid, way to shorten my urls you fuckin failure Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:46:51 PMtwidroid
Ah nvm. Gotta love user error Tuesday, June 15, 2010 11:38:11 AMtwidroid
the internet on my phone is virtually useless here. Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:11:04 PMtwidroid
Absolutely horrid verizon service here. This wouldn't fly. Legit Sunday, June 06, 2010 11:11:41 AMtwidroid
Verizon signal sucks balls here in franklin square Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:00:36 AMtwidroid
Dœs it make me weird that I hate summer? Saturday, June 05, 2010 4:07:42 AMtwidroid
My fucking bed needs to stop creaking when I move. Right now it's only a slight annoyance, but it won't be helpful in the near future. Saturday, June 05, 2010 2:13:06 AMtwidroid
Haven't partied since graduation. My life is now lame. Its Friday night. Fml Saturday, June 05, 2010 12:11:33 AMtwidroid
I think I want to do a service trip to the gulf to scrub oil off the poor pellicans Friday, June 04, 2010 8:13:24 PMtwidroid
Dunkins on 41st st in nyc legit tastes better than the one in scarsdale Thursday, June 03, 2010 7:39:05 PMtwidroid
Can these fucking trains rock back and fourth more? I'm getting seasick Thursday, June 03, 2010 5:45:14 PMtwidroid
Nutcase ass shit Wednesday, June 02, 2010 1:43:50 AMtwidroid
Fuck this fuckin faulty ass droid gps. Phones getting replaced tomorrow Tuesday, June 01, 2010 11:47:56 PMtwidroid
Just got myself addicted to the show Dexter. So sizz Monday, May 31, 2010 2:30:02 AMtwidroid
My grandpa as he picked up a clam to eat: "They say this is good for the pencil" Saturday, May 29, 2010 6:53:35 PMtwidroid
Colleen: "you look great as a penis" Friday, May 28, 2010 11:38:46 PMtwidroid
Heading to the swamp for the last time ever Friday, May 28, 2010 8:38:43 PMtwidroid
Page 24 can go fuck itself with he red eye Friday, May 28, 2010 4:25:52 PMtwidroid
Fold it, roll it and snort some guac Thursday, May 27, 2010 4:56:07 AMtwidroid
John: "Can this guy fuckin stop juggling sausages on my grill" Thursday, May 27, 2010 2:20:08 AMtwidroid
Just hit me... this isw probably the last time ill see a lot of people Monday, May 24, 2010 2:15:57 AMtwidroid
Ewwwww my fucking shoelace was just in a puddle of piss Monday, May 24, 2010 1:22:10 AMtwidroid
Riots at the grape and the point. Lol Monday, May 24, 2010 12:28:16 AMtwidroid
So it's over? Sunday, May 23, 2010 1:20:01 PMtwidroid
My tweets from yest were erronious. In the meantime, I graduate today? Damn. Can I go to bed now? Sunday, May 23, 2010 7:59:32 AMtwidroid
Sabotage. Lock up your closets, network fools. Th54 is offline son: http://twitpic.com/1q9mbf Sunday, May 23, 2010 2:57:58 AMtwidroid
Wow fuckin denied. Jesus christ. This isnt cool. Its what I want. No one else. I'm 400x better than the deniee so its coo. But w/e no harm Sunday, May 23, 2010 1:54:13 AMtwidroid
Faggggggggggg Saturday, May 22, 2010 11:08:02 PMtwidroid
My dad is drinking me under the table right now Saturday, May 22, 2010 9:33:13 PMtwidroid
Things I love: oversized bball sweats, jills ass & how my droid charger is the same as bberries so I can borrow their chrgr when I forget it Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:36:07 AMtwidroid
I donated $50 to a fuckin indian tribe... should have drank that away instead.. fml Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:29:57 AMtwidroid
That was probably one of the most fun times at the Grape. Peacan Sandies were the shit! Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:21:48 AMtwidroid
This evil ass asian pimp assed mug is fuckin legit to drink beer out of: http://twitpic.com/1pwzz5 Saturday, May 22, 2010 2:24:01 AMtwidroid
Haliskoes corner is byfar the best place to urinate on the point Saturday, May 22, 2010 1:58:17 AMtwidroid
What this girl just said just made me mad attracted to her Saturday, May 22, 2010 1:54:07 AMtwidroid
I can't come to a mother fucking casino without getting yelled at by at least 7 security guards for doing trivial things like leaning wrong Friday, May 21, 2010 8:53:16 PMtwidroid
See, this is why I need a car Friday, May 21, 2010 10:29:47 AMtwidroid
Even though I was purposly a complete dick to this guy, I give him mucho cred for calling me out. He grew balls over the years Thursday, May 20, 2010 6:53:17 PMtwidroid
Don't let it get to your head Wednesday, May 19, 2010 11:11:04 PMtwidroid
Somebody get me these centerpiece balls! Wednesday, May 19, 2010 10:33:06 PMtwidroid
Seatbelts on a coach bus? Odd Wednesday, May 19, 2010 6:41:23 PMtwidroid
Yeah don't bring a beer to bed... I woke up with soaked nasty beery sheets. Yuck Wednesday, May 19, 2010 8:18:51 AMtwidroid
If I don't get this fine piece of before I graduate, then grrrrrr Tuesday, May 18, 2010 9:09:34 PMtwidroid
Senior week day 2 and I have been sober the whole time. That's not flying the rest of the week Tuesday, May 18, 2010 12:59:29 AMtwidroid
I can walk across the fuckin George Washington Bridge faster Sunday, May 16, 2010 2:43:13 PMtwidroid
@RockNationRadio asshole. I wanted to go but I'm down in Maryland. Cnt go in oct but the machine is at the Hilton in AC this summer. You in?
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Saturday, May 15, 2010 7:18:49 PMtwidroid
Also, I'm drunk Saturday, May 15, 2010 5:31:00 PMtwidroid
This is fuckin awesome. I think this could only better if fuckin sublime was here (with rome) Saturday, May 15, 2010 4:49:12 PMtwidroid
Southern girls... they grow them beautiful out here. Too bad they have weird accents and are slow... Saturday, May 15, 2010 3:29:01 PMtwidroid
Lookin at Lucky will win preakness guaranteed Saturday, May 15, 2010 3:16:31 PMtwidroid
Clearys a degenerate gambler Saturday, May 15, 2010 3:14:05 PMtwidroid
@Colithika no. I'm shitfaced. Drink more
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Saturday, May 15, 2010 2:57:47 PMtwidroid
Gotta love these southerners, even though MD isn't really the legit south Saturday, May 15, 2010 12:53:44 PMtwidroid
My kidneys ache Saturday, May 15, 2010 12:35:10 PMtwidroid
Worst piss I ever had to take in my life... like borderline kidney failure... Saturday, May 15, 2010 12:23:42 PMtwidroid
TC: "I have to piss like Patty Oprada" Saturday, May 15, 2010 11:51:47 AMtwidroid
Just chugged 2 vodka crans in like 4 minutes. Its not even noon. Is that bad? Saturday, May 15, 2010 11:22:50 AMtwidroid
On the way to preakness. There is no way this won't be messy Saturday, May 15, 2010 9:35:21 AMtwidroid
5 dudes in a car singing along to backstreet boys. Absolutely straight Friday, May 14, 2010 5:07:46 PMtwidroid
Piece of shit droid loses gps until you reboot it. Can't wait to exchange this fuckin faulty phone Friday, May 14, 2010 3:36:48 PMtwidroid
"What gets drier and drier the more it wets?" -TC Friday, May 14, 2010 2:53:52 PMtwidroid