496 tweets posted from twidroid
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| There is no way this is going to end well... between my work, yearbook, finishing out senior year and a 100% chance I'll get sick | Tuesday, April 27, 2010 5:01:10 AM | twidroid |
| Idk where my weather widget is getting the sun icon from if its saying (and really is) mostly cloudy and drizzly | Monday, April 26, 2010 3:52:19 PM | twidroid |
| Ok there's probably like a 60/40 that I have either salmonella or e-coli poisonimg | Monday, April 26, 2010 3:00:29 PM | twidroid |
| Fucking crowded stag. This is going to take forever | Monday, April 26, 2010 1:42:09 PM | twidroid |
| Rehab called, they told me to check in | Saturday, April 24, 2010 11:31:08 AM | twidroid |
| I just brought back happy hour at sbc fuckers. | Friday, April 23, 2010 10:25:44 PM | twidroid |
| I just realized I might drop a G between now and the end of the school year (probs on partying). Fuck it. Got the rest of my life to work | Friday, April 23, 2010 7:44:06 PM | twidroid |
| @Waspito what pussy ass place are you at? I don't get carded here | Friday, April 23, 2010 6:19:44 PM | twidroid |
| F that dumb bitch. dibs on the smart hot one. | Friday, April 23, 2010 2:36:16 AM | twidroid |
| Jasmineeeeeeee? Where's that dumb bitch right now. I could go for that shit even though she's so dumb it hurts my brain | Friday, April 23, 2010 1:00:24 AM | twidroid |
| Now that the nancies are sleeping how many of you sluts wanna chill. Yeah you do | Friday, April 23, 2010 12:53:18 AM | twidroid |
| Nancies went to bed | Friday, April 23, 2010 12:52:29 AM | twidroid |
| Brb, checking into AA | Wednesday, April 21, 2010 12:04:12 PM | twidroid |
| Am going to be pissed | Wednesday, April 21, 2010 11:53:17 AM | twidroid |
| If any of you fuckers issue a warrant for my arrest, I | Wednesday, April 21, 2010 11:52:53 AM | twidroid |
| Fuckin a I wajt thes fuckers and the, (that makes no sense but fuck it. I don't give a fuck) | Wednesday, April 21, 2010 2:30:50 AM | twidroid |
| Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk | Wednesday, April 21, 2010 2:23:37 AM | twidroid |
| That'll be 4 socokes | Tuesday, April 20, 2010 10:39:40 PM | twidroid |
| "Is Jfk jr speaking at the quick center?" Haliskoe: "nah that would never fly" | Monday, April 19, 2010 11:20:22 PM | twidroid |
| Btw day one of drinking every night until may 23 is underway | Monday, April 19, 2010 11:13:26 PM | twidroid |
| Just poured beer all over my pants. Looks like I pissed myself. | Monday, April 19, 2010 11:06:45 PM | twidroid |
| I also realized that everyone is fucked up in the head. There is no normal. | Sunday, April 18, 2010 2:14:39 AM | twidroid |
| Lantern point security guards who are 55 years old like to drink and smoke weed with college kids | Sunday, April 18, 2010 2:12:33 AM | twidroid |
| What the fuck happened last night and where's my shit | Saturday, April 17, 2010 11:40:30 AM | twidroid |
| Chilly now by high tide on the sound | Saturday, April 17, 2010 1:09:26 AM | twidroid |
| Keith: "I'm like the fuckin Nostradamus of innebriation" | Friday, April 16, 2010 10:39:06 PM | twidroid |
| The ass on that one. Jeesh | Friday, April 16, 2010 7:26:24 PM | twidroid |
| Ok I should probably cut all this drinking out. But nah | Friday, April 16, 2010 7:01:08 PM | twidroid |
| Dibs on that ass | Wednesday, April 14, 2010 6:20:22 PM | twidroid |
| Fuck you, Apple | Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:13:23 PM | twidroid |
| 9am meetings, why don't you make it earlier... oh shit, she can read this | Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:11:13 PM | twidroid |
| This is my management midterm. Best midterm evar: http://twitpic.com/1f6vyq | Monday, April 12, 2010 7:36:43 PM | twidroid |
| Like the mover. Need a little fresh air | Saturday, April 10, 2010 11:18:44 PM | twidroid |
| Hurts, don't it. | Saturday, April 10, 2010 9:39:21 PM | twidroid |
| And it was all yellow | Saturday, April 10, 2010 7:58:38 PM | twidroid |
| Gps sucks dick. In connecticut. It works well in NY. | Saturday, April 10, 2010 6:01:29 PM | twidroid |
| Bus 8 is p I m p | Saturday, April 10, 2010 5:28:56 PM | twidroid |
| On a scale of one to simmons, how much of a nancy is keith connors? | Saturday, April 10, 2010 2:51:37 PM | twidroid |
| This is an absolute shit showq | Saturday, April 10, 2010 1:36:14 PM | twidroid |
| Where the hell are my pants? | Saturday, April 10, 2010 11:32:24 AM | twidroid |
| 9pm... just about drunk. Not yet. Time for power hour. | Friday, April 09, 2010 9:06:49 PM | twidroid |
| We should do the taxes hammered -@chaliskoe | Friday, April 09, 2010 5:21:00 PM | twidroid |
| Cable management... Reminds me of work last summer. http://twitpic.com/1ecvdi | Friday, April 09, 2010 4:19:19 PM | twidroid |
| For the love of God... the droid needs a breathalyzer app so I stop texting stupid shit. Just read some texts and facepalmed. | Thursday, April 08, 2010 8:10:51 PM | twidroid |
| Dat ass | Thursday, April 08, 2010 12:23:16 PM | twidroid |
| This is why I missed the quad. | Thursday, April 08, 2010 12:18:54 PM | twidroid |
| Love these office computers. They're like my own little cloud. Encoding boxes, file transfers. So much better than my laptop. | Thursday, April 08, 2010 10:52:42 AM | twidroid |
| Have I mentioned how hot I am? | Thursday, April 08, 2010 1:02:32 AM | twidroid |
| 81 = too damn hot. Ill take this all summer though bwcause there's no humidity | Wednesday, April 07, 2010 4:31:08 PM | twidroid |
| The badonkadaonk | Wednesday, April 07, 2010 1:02:23 AM | twidroid |
| This live wallpaper is so fun drunk. Thanks android 2.1 | Tuesday, April 06, 2010 9:15:32 PM | twidroid |
| Another thing I have against android 2.1: they replaced my comma symbol with the voice button. I use commas a lot | Tuesday, April 06, 2010 6:26:36 PM | twidroid |
| Fuckin 95 in this classroom | Tuesday, April 06, 2010 5:00:30 PM | twidroid |
| Crazy ass Japanese... who makes albino boob chocolate? http://twitpic.com/1diuo3 | Monday, April 05, 2010 9:52:11 PM | twidroid |
| Old bro in CVS, cigar hanging in mouth. So pimp. Guy probably does work with the old bitties. http://twitpic.com/1dgjco | Monday, April 05, 2010 3:29:44 PM | twidroid |
| http://twitpic.com/1dgago only a warning in California. everyone else is not warned | Monday, April 05, 2010 2:47:03 PM | twidroid |
| New YES graphics... Play ball! | Sunday, April 04, 2010 8:10:18 PM | twidroid |
| @Colithika bitchhhhh In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Sunday, April 04, 2010 6:35:14 PM | twidroid |
| Two hours until baseball season. Go Yankees! | Sunday, April 04, 2010 6:10:10 PM | twidroid |
| Tweeting using the swype keyboard beta on android. It works surprisingly well but only one handed | Friday, April 02, 2010 5:07:37 PM | twidroid |
| I also find it hard to believe that there are no smokes on this path today... well maybe 1but I couldn't tell | Friday, April 02, 2010 2:58:34 PM | twidroid |
| Stop feeding the fucking geese. They can eat on their own. Second of all they shit everywhere | Friday, April 02, 2010 2:57:27 PM | twidroid |
| My mom just told me to stop beig a tease... wonderful. | Friday, April 02, 2010 12:26:10 AM | twidroid |
| @ShavingFoams they already spent time developing it, so they should add it to labs or testtube In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Thursday, April 01, 2010 7:37:42 PM | twidroid |
| Guaranteed... never fails. You'll always find a smoke or two on the path by the lake in bronxville. Dayum | Thursday, April 01, 2010 3:14:48 PM | twidroid |
| Weather is sizzzz. Hittin some rays. Comin back from easter break black | Thursday, April 01, 2010 1:55:38 PM | twidroid |
| So proud of my boy TC for writing all of page 3 in the CT post on 3/28... very cool web surveys of ct town hall sites... | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 3:15:34 AM | twidroid |
| Sivv. Chicken wants you in the mouth. | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 2:36:31 AM | twidroid |
| 7 people. Why the fuck does no one ever text me back. | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 2:20:39 AM | twidroid |
| Not only is my slutt on campus, I can't even keep a fuckin ho with me at the beach. I'm a total failure someone kill me | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 1:51:36 AM | twidroid |
| And btw. Lessards my boy | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 1:06:20 AM | twidroid |
| The right decision that works out for me... I never make it. F my life | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 1:01:24 AM | twidroid |
| Never ever ever goes the way I want it to.... sometime | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 12:22:01 AM | twidroid |
| Gmail bro? Really? In the middle of a party. I know I'm a geek but what a tool | Tuesday, March 30, 2010 11:33:50 PM | twidroid |
| Okay stop asking questions shitheads. | Tuesday, March 30, 2010 9:18:29 PM | twidroid |
| This fucker concluded her lecture 4 times already. Shut the f up. | Tuesday, March 30, 2010 9:10:44 PM | twidroid |
| Kill me now. No one gives a shit about this babbling bitch | Tuesday, March 30, 2010 8:59:51 PM | twidroid |
| It is erronious that I'm at this speaker right now. | Tuesday, March 30, 2010 8:24:46 PM | twidroid |
| Finally android 2.1 is rolling out. I really hope there are more homescreens. Tech blogs haven't mentioned that... | Tuesday, March 30, 2010 4:33:58 PM | twidroid |
| Also, does it ever stop fuckin raining in this shithole? | Tuesday, March 30, 2010 10:11:33 AM | twidroid |
| Never have I ever pissed on an umbrella soberly while continuously walking forward... oh wait... | Tuesday, March 30, 2010 3:24:03 AM | twidroid |
| Marry me. Holy shit. | Monday, March 29, 2010 4:20:28 PM | twidroid |
| Came home and found this shit on my stove. What the f does my housemate eat? I wouldn't give this to a dog... ew http://twitpic.com/1bq410 | Monday, March 29, 2010 6:40:06 AM | twidroid |
| Yo verizon. Why is fios mobile remote for android only available for hd boxes. Grr | Sunday, March 28, 2010 12:52:05 PM | twidroid |
| Just checking | Saturday, March 27, 2010 2:50:59 AM | twidroid |
| Its fucking cold | Friday, March 26, 2010 6:23:24 PM | twidroid |
| Oh god, I drunk txted the freshmen. | Friday, March 26, 2010 11:07:14 AM | twidroid |
| Cleary, true or false. Ooooo fuck. | Thursday, March 25, 2010 10:38:41 PM | twidroid |
| Yes sweetie, keep texting while you stand in front of my dryer. Completely oblivious. | Thursday, March 25, 2010 1:02:09 AM | twidroid |
| Does this stupid bitch need to fold her laundry as she takes shit out of the dryer? Waste of my time. Move! W/e at least she's hot. | Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:59:43 AM | twidroid |
| Its literally 90 degrees in dolan hall what the fuck | Wednesday, March 24, 2010 6:53:21 PM | twidroid |
| On to the next one... | Monday, March 22, 2010 12:19:32 PM | twidroid |
| Extremely uncomfortable... | Saturday, March 20, 2010 5:09:03 AM | twidroid |
| Shitty night: bad. Bitches mia: annoying. Texting sublime lyrics to my housemate soberly at 2am on friday: priceless | Saturday, March 20, 2010 2:12:08 AM | twidroid |
| Sober... why is that... | Saturday, March 20, 2010 1:38:34 AM | twidroid |
| I want to taste dirty, stinging pistol In my mouth, on my tongue I want you to scrape me from the walls And go crazy like you've made me | Saturday, March 20, 2010 1:07:28 AM | twidroid |
| Anyone have a .22 they want to shoot me in the head with? | Saturday, March 20, 2010 12:42:45 AM | twidroid |
| This house is fucking ridiculous right now... | Friday, March 19, 2010 11:38:10 PM | twidroid |
| Time to corrupt some freshmen... | Friday, March 19, 2010 10:27:55 PM | twidroid |
| This is a joke | Thursday, March 18, 2010 2:07:22 AM | twidroid |
| I feel like my 3g is always out. Come on verizon, you're better than this | Monday, March 15, 2010 5:36:16 PM | twidroid |
| Nice weather here... does it ever stop storming? | Monday, March 15, 2010 2:47:09 PM | twidroid |
| i have seen the others and i have discovered that this fight is not worth fighting | Sunday, March 14, 2010 9:46:10 PM | twidroid |
| Yeah. I'm drinking hard alc out of a coffee mug. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it? | Sunday, March 14, 2010 7:19:04 PM | twidroid |
| Fuckin becks and stella. They should be together. All green ass and shit. | Saturday, March 13, 2010 3:19:38 AM | twidroid |
| "Guys this is important... I got my twix, but I need my mayo" | Saturday, March 13, 2010 1:23:29 AM | twidroid |
| Nom: http://twitpic.com/184cm6 (this was take 6 in tweeting this because verizon 3g sucked it and twidroid was being a shithead) | Friday, March 12, 2010 11:33:24 AM | twidroid |
| Spring training. Little game of soft toss in preparation for the mirror softball team | Wednesday, March 10, 2010 3:29:51 PM | twidroid |
| Nice to know that I have higher blood pressure than an 89 year old | Tuesday, March 09, 2010 6:05:08 PM | twidroid |
| Nice ass | Tuesday, March 09, 2010 4:50:32 PM | twidroid |
| Altering reality. Ill be back norh later | Tuesday, March 09, 2010 1:27:05 PM | twidroid |
| I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?q=40.83949,-73.90394 | Monday, March 08, 2010 5:46:51 PM | twidroid |
| Shuter island, son | Monday, March 08, 2010 11:26:38 AM | twidroid |
| Fail. Location is completely false. | Sunday, March 07, 2010 1:53:54 AM | twidroid |
| Test tweet (uninstalled and reinstalled twidroid) | Sunday, March 07, 2010 1:52:43 AM | twidroid |
| 1 gig of ram is for pussies. I need 6 gigs in my next rig. | Sunday, March 07, 2010 1:43:14 AM | twidroid |
| Dude. Twidroids locarion is DEAD WRONG. I was in bronxville and it said I was in the hamptons. Fuckin east ass end of LI is not Westchester | Saturday, March 06, 2010 4:26:09 PM | twidroid |
| Alice in chains cover. Sizzzzz | Saturday, March 06, 2010 12:55:25 AM | twidroid |
| @Waspito legit. Anythig less is not irish. | Thursday, March 04, 2010 11:57:16 PM | twidroid |
| People having a catch on the quad. It's spring, bitches | Thursday, March 04, 2010 12:02:52 PM | twidroid |
| Walked out of mohegan a little light. | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 2:35:38 AM | twidroid |
| Tweet location test | Tuesday, March 02, 2010 8:54:39 PM | twidroid |
| Btw twidroid's location data is erronious. It shows me as being in the middle of the long island sound. | Tuesday, March 02, 2010 7:52:10 PM | twidroid |
| Margaritaville is calling... | Tuesday, March 02, 2010 7:49:47 PM | twidroid |
| Time to submit yearbook deadline pages | Monday, March 01, 2010 8:53:13 PM | twidroid |
| Fuckin Canada | Sunday, February 28, 2010 6:00:09 PM | twidroid |
| Its 3am I must be lonely. | Sunday, February 28, 2010 3:02:36 AM | twidroid |
| I'm glad I make a difference... useless. | Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:45:25 AM | twidroid |
| Oh is thatg the droid? Yeah I still don't want you... | Sunday, February 28, 2010 1:11:07 AM | twidroid |
| 3g at fairfield beach can suck it bc it doesn't exist | Sunday, February 28, 2010 12:25:42 AM | twidroid |
| You can't even joke around like that negro | Sunday, February 28, 2010 12:11:46 AM | twidroid |
| So much hotter without bangs. Its like freshman yr all over again | Saturday, February 27, 2010 11:41:04 PM | twidroid |
| I love snow and winter. But I can really go for some 60 degree spring weather on my bike path | Saturday, February 27, 2010 11:26:49 PM | twidroid |
| A pitcher of beer and some soco later..... time to drink more | Saturday, February 27, 2010 11:19:14 PM | twidroid |
| No 3G at the bunny | Friday, February 26, 2010 6:50:45 PM | twidroid |
| Welcome to Seattle, connecticut. Its sunny here? | Wednesday, February 24, 2010 1:51:17 PM | twidroid |
| Note to self: don't take down servers for maintenance when people need them.... ugh | Wednesday, February 24, 2010 12:38:30 AM | twidroid |
| Long ass day. Is it over yet? | Monday, February 22, 2010 10:41:36 AM | twidroid |
| Listening to Mad Season a lot lately. Layne is my boy. | Sunday, February 21, 2010 11:25:36 PM | twidroid |
| @SonicBlur23 tell him to fix his hosts file In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet | Friday, February 19, 2010 9:22:30 PM | twidroid |
| Blue, clouded grey, you're not a crack up. Dizzy and weakened by the haze. | Friday, February 19, 2010 2:29:53 AM | twidroid |
| @vtotheflo I was goin to tweet but you ruined it | Monday, February 15, 2010 12:02:04 AM | twidroid |
| RT @ShavingFoams I have gummies that look like dicks. happy valentines day indeed. Win | Sunday, February 14, 2010 11:26:14 PM | twidroid |
| drinkin wine out of a beer glass. Fuck society and its norms and other made up bullshit | Sunday, February 14, 2010 10:07:55 PM | twidroid |
| 22 hours 50 minutes left | Sunday, February 14, 2010 1:11:12 AM | twidroid |
| "I'll always love my momma she brought me into this world" | Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:28:52 AM | twidroid |
| Toms drunk pasta | Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:19:10 AM | twidroid |
| http://short.to/174rq toms drunk pasta! | Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:01:24 AM | twidroid |
| Clap your hands if you got a bank rolllll | Saturday, February 13, 2010 2:34:05 AM | twidroid |
| @ShavingFoams welcome to my world nucka. Fairfield u. Shitty ass computers. Shittier ass network. In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Friday, February 12, 2010 2:35:35 AM | twidroid |
| These storms are never as bad as they say, | Wednesday, February 10, 2010 4:49:31 PM | twidroid |
| Whatcha know about me whatcha know about the o.g whatcha know about my gangsta ways. We don't know about him we don't know about me all we k | Wednesday, February 10, 2010 4:48:17 AM | twidroid |
| Why isn't google buzz enabled in my gmail yet? Grr | Tuesday, February 09, 2010 4:47:02 PM | twidroid |
| @Waspito browser and maps have multitouch pinch to zoom. But they took out some cool shit the nexus one had. Oh well | Tuesday, February 09, 2010 1:38:04 AM | twidroid |
| Please explain to me how I have -11 stagbucks | Monday, February 08, 2010 10:40:30 PM | twidroid |
| This is random alice in chains lyric week on my twitter. | Monday, February 08, 2010 8:38:47 PM | twidroid |
| Actually I lied. Its interesting, just scattered | Monday, February 08, 2010 8:21:57 PM | twidroid |
| This class is a fucking waste of my life | Monday, February 08, 2010 7:20:05 PM | twidroid |
| Aww google that was weak | Sunday, February 07, 2010 8:52:46 PM | twidroid |
| Super Bowl swamp special, feast and trader joes munchies at the swamp. Nommmm | Sunday, February 07, 2010 5:35:37 PM | twidroid |
| Gayyyyyyyyyy | Sunday, February 07, 2010 1:39:01 AM | twidroid |
| I said are you gonna be my girl | Saturday, February 06, 2010 11:44:20 PM | twidroid |
| Chili's was nom | Saturday, February 06, 2010 9:23:33 PM | twidroid |
| Who wants to come with me to foxwoods on march 6th to see Alice in Chains? Zomg they're coming east. | Saturday, February 06, 2010 1:18:46 PM | twidroid |
| Yeah. Not how it was supposed to be | Saturday, February 06, 2010 2:13:39 AM | twidroid |
| Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking | Saturday, February 06, 2010 2:12:12 AM | twidroid |
| Nope. Not the way I expected it. Just as I expected | Saturday, February 06, 2010 1:56:21 AM | twidroid |
| This is not going to go as I planned | Friday, February 05, 2010 11:57:18 PM | twidroid |
| @plasma2002 yeah it works now. My phone's been really shitty about 3G so I might replace it In reply to @plasma2002's tweet | Friday, February 05, 2010 9:51:21 PM | twidroid |
| I am convinced this phone is defective. 3g is very spotty | Friday, February 05, 2010 7:12:45 PM | twidroid |
| I love overhearing awkward convos while walking. Girl near grape: "my ass still hurts from yesterday" | Friday, February 05, 2010 7:05:16 PM | twidroid |
| Twidroid should be posting my location via gps but it doesn't work anymore. Hrm... must be a bad update | Friday, February 05, 2010 5:12:01 PM | twidroid |
| @plasma2002 does it work? Twidroid's location isn't always accurate. It doesn't update much In reply to @plasma2002's tweet | Friday, February 05, 2010 5:05:17 PM | twidroid |
| What the fuck is with the spotty 3G coverage on this campus? I have a fuckin droid, not a nexus one | Thursday, February 04, 2010 12:33:17 AM | twidroid |
| Damn | Wednesday, February 03, 2010 12:29:12 PM | twidroid |
| I ate an absurdly unnecessary amount of lunch today. | Tuesday, February 02, 2010 1:42:10 PM | twidroid |
| Really necessary announcement. Keep it to yourself no one cares. | Monday, February 01, 2010 2:17:27 AM | twidroid |
| Putting the wood in the 'ole gov'na | Saturday, January 30, 2010 4:50:54 PM | twidroid |
| @Waspito they are not and were never rare and valuable. All any kind of US currency is just paper backed by nothing br more debt. This econo | Saturday, January 30, 2010 2:13:46 PM | twidroid |
| "Shit always hits you man" | Saturday, January 30, 2010 12:21:01 PM | twidroid |
| Keith: the only thing more guaranteed than winn getting dfa'd is that Nick Johnson will be on the DL. Guaranteed. | Friday, January 29, 2010 12:34:26 PM | twidroid |
| Keith: "Randy Winn. Guaranteed he'll be DFA'd by Memorial Day" | Friday, January 29, 2010 12:40:11 AM | twidroid |
| There is an oil slick in my shot | Thursday, January 28, 2010 11:42:20 PM | twidroid |
| No idea what these Japanese candies are but they are nom. I call them frosted nips: http://twitpic.com/106pxu | Thursday, January 28, 2010 1:56:22 PM | twidroid |
| Biden: stop nodding your head like a fuckin joke | Wednesday, January 27, 2010 9:31:54 PM | twidroid |
| This cop needs to turn on his ducking hazards before stopping in the middle of the road to make a phone call | Wednesday, January 27, 2010 6:13:59 PM | twidroid |
| I am the apartments-townhouses shuttle apparently | Wednesday, January 27, 2010 6:05:41 PM | twidroid |
| Back in black | Tuesday, January 26, 2010 10:32:28 PM | twidroid |
| My fat fuckin ass just stepped on a scale and it was like E mother fucker | Saturday, January 23, 2010 11:32:21 PM | twidroid |
| Christ. This fuckin mess is really hot tonight | Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:26:16 AM | twidroid |
| Let's reiterate. Brooklyn beer is nom | Friday, January 22, 2010 11:35:14 PM | twidroid |
| TC: "Can you feet my boobs?" | Friday, January 22, 2010 8:04:29 PM | twidroid |
| Heading to the brewery. Fuck ya. | Friday, January 22, 2010 5:03:45 PM | twidroid |
| It's Friday, bitches | Friday, January 22, 2010 3:02:18 PM | twidroid |
| Please explain to me how I got a shakira song stuck in my head when I haven't heard it in years | Friday, January 22, 2010 1:00:40 PM | twidroid |
| Back in cablevision territory. Watching their propaganda nonsense filler on killed channels about why they don't carry the food network anym | Thursday, January 21, 2010 4:00:06 PM | twidroid |
| Just watched an amazing nova show about the Sphinx. Absolutely fascinating. | Thursday, January 21, 2010 3:56:22 PM | twidroid |
| Reading a religion book and I have no fuckin idea what this incoherent bastard is rambling about | Thursday, January 21, 2010 12:12:59 AM | twidroid |
| Just woke up. Confused as fuck and thought it was the next morning. That was scary | Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:58:08 PM | twidroid |
| Verizon mailed me this shirt and omg I love it!! Too bad it's at home and I'm at school http://twitpic.com/yz5ia | Wednesday, January 20, 2010 4:56:35 PM | twidroid |
| Ummmm for that last tweet, my phone was stolen | Tuesday, January 19, 2010 6:59:49 PM | twidroid |
| Hi. Im joe and i love the mirror. Veronica is my favorite editor. K lets drink now. I live at the swamp | Tuesday, January 19, 2010 6:22:21 PM | twidroid |
| Ok 1 I fail at typing. 2 that location is wrong and outdated. Good job twidroid | Tuesday, January 19, 2010 2:13:23 PM | twidroid |
| Test tweet. Location shiuldbe enabled for you stalkers. | Tuesday, January 19, 2010 2:09:00 PM | twidroid |
| The bookstore is a piece of shit | Monday, January 18, 2010 2:17:16 PM | twidroid |
| Back for 5 minutes and the network is pissing me the fuck off already. Can't register | Monday, January 18, 2010 12:26:15 PM | twidroid |
| Omg so glad I'm heading back to school today. Perfect timing. Can't take any more of this annoying nag. | Monday, January 18, 2010 2:16:22 AM | twidroid |
| Can't get this fuckin Droid to tether | Wednesday, January 13, 2010 6:22:53 PM | twidroid |
| My mom just manually popped popcorn on the stove. Haven't seen that since the 1990s and the invention of microwaveable popcorn. | Tuesday, January 12, 2010 2:31:47 PM | twidroid |
| Past few days I slept all afternoon and neglected twitter. I've gut this feeling hat today's gonna be big on updates... | Tuesday, January 12, 2010 9:28:47 AM | twidroid |
| Never went to bed. If I sleep now, I'll sleep all day. So to correct this, I think I'll just stay up and then go to bed early tonight. | Tuesday, January 12, 2010 8:07:32 AM | twidroid |
| Just Dutch oven-ed myself... ew. And the garlic didn't help that situation #tmi | Monday, January 11, 2010 7:01:27 AM | twidroid |
| No. Sleep. Til BROOKLYN! | Sunday, January 10, 2010 4:08:23 PM | twidroid |
| Dayyyyyum | Sunday, January 10, 2010 4:03:42 PM | twidroid |
| Brooklyn Brewery is amazing | Sunday, January 10, 2010 2:48:38 PM | twidroid |
| Haha. Remember this big ass piece of shit from 2005? http://twitpic.com/wuj3d | Tuesday, January 05, 2010 8:40:57 PM | twidroid |
| Stop interrupting my shows. I dont give a shit that Obama is going to speak about his meeting with all his security people. Not urgent | Tuesday, January 05, 2010 4:42:03 PM | twidroid |
| "My name is talking Tina..." Twilight Zone marathon. | Friday, January 01, 2010 5:08:39 PM | twidroid |
| Not even gonna lie, my Droid makes a better flashlight that some crappy ones I own. Sick dual LEDs! | Friday, January 01, 2010 5:36:19 AM | twidroid |
| Watching new years rockin eve. Selena gomez and that 10 year old boy joke singer definitely fucked backstage. Guaranteed. | Friday, January 01, 2010 12:51:47 AM | twidroid |
| Overall, 2009 wasn't that bad of a year but it got all fucked up in the end. Better luck next time. | Thursday, December 31, 2009 11:01:44 PM | twidroid |
| Snowman? I <3 snow http://twitpic.com/w200z | Thursday, December 31, 2009 12:43:40 PM | twidroid |
| Heading outside with the grounds crrew for snow removal | Thursday, December 31, 2009 12:08:22 PM | twidroid |
| Marc is tweeting from my droid | Monday, December 28, 2009 8:28:41 PM | twidroid |
| @colithika drew this on my Droid usin the Ć¼ber steamy window app. He also called no homo. http://twitpic.com/vhuns | Sunday, December 27, 2009 4:25:14 PM | twidroid |
| Yeah... Awful idea. Don't ride a bike along a river floodplain after a snow melt. Cleaning mud fovever... | Sunday, December 27, 2009 11:33:06 AM | twidroid |
| Time for a little bike ride and Droid GPS test | Sunday, December 27, 2009 10:51:22 AM | twidroid |
| Woooo. Twidroid peeps got back to me and fixed my issue | Sunday, December 27, 2009 3:44:38 AM | twidroid |
| Ugh. Its freakin the end of December. Why is it raining and not snowing in NY. Grrrrrrr. | Saturday, December 26, 2009 1:55:38 PM | twidroid |
| Merry Christmas tweeple! | Friday, December 25, 2009 1:52:58 AM | twidroid |
| My dad: "pretty soon you're going to be able to piss on your Droid and there will be an app that does a DNA analysis of it" | Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:41:03 PM | twidroid |
| Delicious taralli: nomnomnom http://twitgoo.com/a9zxz | Thursday, December 24, 2009 5:14:56 PM | twidroid |
| @Colithika you rebooted the router, right? In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Thursday, December 24, 2009 2:40:10 PM | twidroid |
| @ShavingFoams I got that random tweet too in my feed and it's not a retweet. Wtf Twitter In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Thursday, December 24, 2009 1:21:41 PM | twidroid |
| The truth or dare app on my Droid just told me to smack everyones asses. I'm pretty sure that's never a problem for me | Thursday, December 24, 2009 5:50:49 AM | twidroid |
| OMG! Whack a Droid is such a fun game | Thursday, December 24, 2009 2:52:28 AM | twidroid |
| I can't wait until FiOS pushes out the caller id on TV. They pushed new firmware to the box but it's not activated yet. | Thursday, December 24, 2009 12:01:03 AM | twidroid |
| Some Christmas baking. Nomnom | Wednesday, December 23, 2009 8:41:31 PM | twidroid |
| @PhaseDMA on screen, but i haven't been typing much | Wednesday, December 23, 2009 8:02:46 PM | twidroid |
| Okay... ups still isn't here. Wtf mang | Wednesday, December 23, 2009 6:33:44 PM | twidroid |
| OK still learning to type on this Droid... | Wednesday, December 23, 2009 5:13:56 PM | twidroid |
| Where the hell is ups? I want my mew network printer | Wednesday, December 23, 2009 5:13:09 PM | twidroid |
| @ShavingFoams why the hell are you still doin schoolwork, fool In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Tuesday, December 22, 2009 7:15:45 PM | twidroid |
| @PhaseDMA it's absolutely amazing. Thanks for answering my questions | Tuesday, December 22, 2009 6:26:53 PM | twidroid |
| Android is the most wonderful invention ever | Tuesday, December 22, 2009 6:09:42 PM | twidroid |
| First tweet from the Droid | Tuesday, December 22, 2009 4:32:28 PM | twidroid |
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