496 tweets posted from twidroid
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Just drank 3/4 of a pitcher of green tea. Yum | Monday, July 05, 2010 7:32:55 PM | twidroid |
| Fuckin disaster... 2 outs at the plate? Fml | Sunday, July 04, 2010 2:59:32 PM | twidroid |
| I need one of those white yankee patriotic hats: they're sizz | Sunday, July 04, 2010 2:52:56 PM | twidroid |
| J Munz: "Yo we should just totally bust in there and land some Cessnas" | Thursday, July 01, 2010 11:36:41 PM | twidroid |
| Surprise four day weekend. Enjoyyyy | Thursday, July 01, 2010 1:48:04 PM | twidroid |
| Fuckin wonderful. Con ed fucked half our power and the entire server room is running on UPS. | Thursday, July 01, 2010 11:27:40 AM | twidroid |
| Fuck. That: http://twitpic.com/21igr9 | Thursday, July 01, 2010 11:14:19 AM | twidroid |
| Fuck bbm. Gchat on android does the same thing. And if you don't have a google account, you're weak | Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:26:44 AM | twidroid |
| Also, dibs on that teacher's daughter with the NYU sweatshirt. Dayum. | Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:47:33 AM | twidroid |
| These hitachi projectors have great airflow and fan filters, so very little dust gets into the bulb. Nice engineering. Makes my life easy | Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:46:37 AM | twidroid |
| Just saw a dude selling watermelons out of his pickup on gun hill rd in the bronx. Lulz | Wednesday, June 30, 2010 5:29:56 PM | twidroid |
| Uhh, I'm welding this door! http://twitpic.com/21bcki | Wednesday, June 30, 2010 4:29:18 PM | twidroid |
| Who's the dick who designed these projectors to look like dicks? http://twitpic.com/21a1mq | Wednesday, June 30, 2010 1:09:50 PM | twidroid |
| I love these teachers who put obnoxious "do not remove" signs on the computers. Its district property and my dept determines what they get | Wednesday, June 30, 2010 11:48:18 AM | twidroid |
| 63 degrees this morning. It should stay like this all day. Also UPS' are fuckin heavy | Wednesday, June 30, 2010 8:09:31 AM | twidroid |
| We labeled the AC last year in a classroom. It's still there: http://twitpic.com/211n4p | Tuesday, June 29, 2010 3:26:44 PM | twidroid |
| No idea what happened but 11 cop cars just flew down 22 with sirens. Must be bad | Tuesday, June 29, 2010 2:50:18 PM | twidroid |
| Oh ill never make it this summer. Real job plesae? | Monday, June 28, 2010 1:39:18 PM | twidroid |
| wtf do they teach in kindergarten, nazi marching? http://twitpic.com/20pvsc | Monday, June 28, 2010 10:00:27 AM | twidroid |
| First thing they tell me when I came into this ghetto school: if you find a hamster, throw a box over it & call the office. its been missing | Monday, June 28, 2010 9:24:50 AM | twidroid |
| mad jeesco. they have a window ac running on a cart. love these schools http://twitpic.com/20pjhc | Monday, June 28, 2010 9:14:58 AM | twidroid |
| My uncle's great: "If you don't know how to cut a lime right, you shouldn't be serving fuckin corona." | Saturday, June 26, 2010 2:47:47 PM | twidroid |
| Interior crocodile aligator. I drive a Chevrolet movie theater. | Thursday, June 24, 2010 12:52:18 AM | twidroid |
| DAT ASS... | Tuesday, June 22, 2010 6:14:23 PM | twidroid |
| I love my new phone wallpaper. If this were a painting, I'd buy it for my room: http://twitpic.com/1ymftw | Sunday, June 20, 2010 10:48:11 PM | twidroid |
| First day of summer is tomorrow. Can it be autumn and winter now please? | Sunday, June 20, 2010 9:32:49 PM | twidroid |
| I'd probably go gay for @nickswisher | Sunday, June 20, 2010 2:11:16 PM | twidroid |
| I really want windows 7 on my laptop, but after extensive testing, the shitpile really can't handle it. | Saturday, June 19, 2010 6:10:41 PM | twidroid |
| Fuck Jose Reyes | Saturday, June 19, 2010 1:52:25 PM | twidroid |
| @Waspito I did. Went to citi with my yankee shit and took in scenes of he new park. Didn't give a fuck abkut los mets. | Friday, June 18, 2010 6:15:51 PM | twidroid |
| My dad: "you sound like a smoking, drinking, southern hillbilly" | Thursday, June 17, 2010 5:53:38 PM | twidroid |
| @waspito figure of speech asshole. You see a pic of it? Rhig is a monstrosity. | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 11:14:00 PM | twidroid |
| My doodle: http://is.gd/cQMj5 | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 7:41:54 PM | twidroid |
| Sabathia/Halladay. Let's go Yankees! | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 7:07:30 PM | twidroid |
| I'm pretty sure I'd bone the shit out of Giada | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 4:55:45 PM | twidroid |
| The Yankees had a mascot from 1979-1981? News to me. Meet Dandy: http://is.gd/cQp4w | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:57:32 PM | twidroid |
| Ok looks like it was a bit.ly api failure. My b | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:55:49 PM | twidroid |
| Nope didn't do it. What a buggy piece of shit. | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:51:47 PM | twidroid |
| http://fucking.shorten.this.url.twidroid.you.fucking.shitpile.net/what-a-dick test tweet | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:51:05 PM | twidroid |
| Ok fucking twidroid, way to shorten my urls you fuckin failure | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:46:51 PM | twidroid |
| Ah nvm. Gotta love user error | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 11:38:11 AM | twidroid |
| the internet on my phone is virtually useless here. | Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:11:04 PM | twidroid |
| Absolutely horrid verizon service here. This wouldn't fly. Legit | Sunday, June 06, 2010 11:11:41 AM | twidroid |
| Verizon signal sucks balls here in franklin square | Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:00:36 AM | twidroid |
| Dœs it make me weird that I hate summer? | Saturday, June 05, 2010 4:07:42 AM | twidroid |
| My fucking bed needs to stop creaking when I move. Right now it's only a slight annoyance, but it won't be helpful in the near future. | Saturday, June 05, 2010 2:13:06 AM | twidroid |
| Haven't partied since graduation. My life is now lame. Its Friday night. Fml | Saturday, June 05, 2010 12:11:33 AM | twidroid |
| I think I want to do a service trip to the gulf to scrub oil off the poor pellicans | Friday, June 04, 2010 8:13:24 PM | twidroid |
| Dunkins on 41st st in nyc legit tastes better than the one in scarsdale | Thursday, June 03, 2010 7:39:05 PM | twidroid |
| Can these fucking trains rock back and fourth more? I'm getting seasick | Thursday, June 03, 2010 5:45:14 PM | twidroid |
| Nutcase ass shit | Wednesday, June 02, 2010 1:43:50 AM | twidroid |
| Fuck this fuckin faulty ass droid gps. Phones getting replaced tomorrow | Tuesday, June 01, 2010 11:47:56 PM | twidroid |
| Just got myself addicted to the show Dexter. So sizz | Monday, May 31, 2010 2:30:02 AM | twidroid |
| My grandpa as he picked up a clam to eat: "They say this is good for the pencil" | Saturday, May 29, 2010 6:53:35 PM | twidroid |
| Colleen: "you look great as a penis" | Friday, May 28, 2010 11:38:46 PM | twidroid |
| Heading to the swamp for the last time ever | Friday, May 28, 2010 8:38:43 PM | twidroid |
| Page 24 can go fuck itself with he red eye | Friday, May 28, 2010 4:25:52 PM | twidroid |
| Fold it, roll it and snort some guac | Thursday, May 27, 2010 4:56:07 AM | twidroid |
| John: "Can this guy fuckin stop juggling sausages on my grill" | Thursday, May 27, 2010 2:20:08 AM | twidroid |
| Just hit me... this isw probably the last time ill see a lot of people | Monday, May 24, 2010 2:15:57 AM | twidroid |
| Ewwwww my fucking shoelace was just in a puddle of piss | Monday, May 24, 2010 1:22:10 AM | twidroid |
| Riots at the grape and the point. Lol | Monday, May 24, 2010 12:28:16 AM | twidroid |
| So it's over? | Sunday, May 23, 2010 1:20:01 PM | twidroid |
| My tweets from yest were erronious. In the meantime, I graduate today? Damn. Can I go to bed now? | Sunday, May 23, 2010 7:59:32 AM | twidroid |
| Sabotage. Lock up your closets, network fools. Th54 is offline son: http://twitpic.com/1q9mbf | Sunday, May 23, 2010 2:57:58 AM | twidroid |
| Wow fuckin denied. Jesus christ. This isnt cool. Its what I want. No one else. I'm 400x better than the deniee so its coo. But w/e no harm | Sunday, May 23, 2010 1:54:13 AM | twidroid |
| Faggggggggggg | Saturday, May 22, 2010 11:08:02 PM | twidroid |
| My dad is drinking me under the table right now | Saturday, May 22, 2010 9:33:13 PM | twidroid |
| Things I love: oversized bball sweats, jills ass & how my droid charger is the same as bberries so I can borrow their chrgr when I forget it | Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:36:07 AM | twidroid |
| I donated $50 to a fuckin indian tribe... should have drank that away instead.. fml | Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:29:57 AM | twidroid |
| That was probably one of the most fun times at the Grape. Peacan Sandies were the shit! | Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:21:48 AM | twidroid |
| This evil ass asian pimp assed mug is fuckin legit to drink beer out of: http://twitpic.com/1pwzz5 | Saturday, May 22, 2010 2:24:01 AM | twidroid |
| Haliskoes corner is byfar the best place to urinate on the point | Saturday, May 22, 2010 1:58:17 AM | twidroid |
| What this girl just said just made me mad attracted to her | Saturday, May 22, 2010 1:54:07 AM | twidroid |
| I can't come to a mother fucking casino without getting yelled at by at least 7 security guards for doing trivial things like leaning wrong | Friday, May 21, 2010 8:53:16 PM | twidroid |
| See, this is why I need a car | Friday, May 21, 2010 10:29:47 AM | twidroid |
| Even though I was purposly a complete dick to this guy, I give him mucho cred for calling me out. He grew balls over the years | Thursday, May 20, 2010 6:53:17 PM | twidroid |
| Don't let it get to your head | Wednesday, May 19, 2010 11:11:04 PM | twidroid |
| Somebody get me these centerpiece balls! | Wednesday, May 19, 2010 10:33:06 PM | twidroid |
| Seatbelts on a coach bus? Odd | Wednesday, May 19, 2010 6:41:23 PM | twidroid |
| Yeah don't bring a beer to bed... I woke up with soaked nasty beery sheets. Yuck | Wednesday, May 19, 2010 8:18:51 AM | twidroid |
| If I don't get this fine piece of before I graduate, then grrrrrr | Tuesday, May 18, 2010 9:09:34 PM | twidroid |
| Senior week day 2 and I have been sober the whole time. That's not flying the rest of the week | Tuesday, May 18, 2010 12:59:29 AM | twidroid |
| I can walk across the fuckin George Washington Bridge faster | Sunday, May 16, 2010 2:43:13 PM | twidroid |
| @RockNationRadio asshole. I wanted to go but I'm down in Maryland. Cnt go in oct but the machine is at the Hilton in AC this summer. You in? In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet | Saturday, May 15, 2010 7:18:49 PM | twidroid |
| Also, I'm drunk | Saturday, May 15, 2010 5:31:00 PM | twidroid |
| This is fuckin awesome. I think this could only better if fuckin sublime was here (with rome) | Saturday, May 15, 2010 4:49:12 PM | twidroid |
| Southern girls... they grow them beautiful out here. Too bad they have weird accents and are slow... | Saturday, May 15, 2010 3:29:01 PM | twidroid |
| Lookin at Lucky will win preakness guaranteed | Saturday, May 15, 2010 3:16:31 PM | twidroid |
| Clearys a degenerate gambler | Saturday, May 15, 2010 3:14:05 PM | twidroid |
| @Colithika no. I'm shitfaced. Drink more In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Saturday, May 15, 2010 2:57:47 PM | twidroid |
| Gotta love these southerners, even though MD isn't really the legit south | Saturday, May 15, 2010 12:53:44 PM | twidroid |
| My kidneys ache | Saturday, May 15, 2010 12:35:10 PM | twidroid |
| Worst piss I ever had to take in my life... like borderline kidney failure... | Saturday, May 15, 2010 12:23:42 PM | twidroid |
| TC: "I have to piss like Patty Oprada" | Saturday, May 15, 2010 11:51:47 AM | twidroid |
| Just chugged 2 vodka crans in like 4 minutes. Its not even noon. Is that bad? | Saturday, May 15, 2010 11:22:50 AM | twidroid |
| On the way to preakness. There is no way this won't be messy | Saturday, May 15, 2010 9:35:21 AM | twidroid |
| 5 dudes in a car singing along to backstreet boys. Absolutely straight | Friday, May 14, 2010 5:07:46 PM | twidroid |
| Piece of shit droid loses gps until you reboot it. Can't wait to exchange this fuckin faulty phone | Friday, May 14, 2010 3:36:48 PM | twidroid |
| "What gets drier and drier the more it wets?" -TC | Friday, May 14, 2010 2:53:52 PM | twidroid |