496 tweets posted from twidroid
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Fuckin hoboken... | Tuesday, August 31, 2010 11:54:54 AM | twidroid |
| I need to stop ripping ass at my desk | Tuesday, August 31, 2010 9:52:05 AM | twidroid |
| Dibs! | Monday, August 30, 2010 4:51:15 PM | twidroid |
| @nyJULZmd welcome | Sunday, August 29, 2010 3:20:15 AM | twidroid |
| I just got escorted out of thos building by the best smokeshow I've seen in weeks. | Friday, August 27, 2010 3:14:36 PM | twidroid |
| So that projector I dropped last week. Yeah, kinda doesn't turn on. This is going to be fun to tell them. "Busted your proj. Oh and I quit" | Friday, August 27, 2010 8:16:40 AM | twidroid |
| @Waspito 1) I have appinventer access bc I'm tight with Google 2) I can also get android devs to fix bugs I send them. So peace. | Thursday, August 26, 2010 2:50:57 PM | twidroid |
| At the rate my luck is going today, I'm going to get home and there will be be two smokes waiting for a threesome. | Wednesday, August 25, 2010 4:46:59 PM | twidroid |
| This grammar poster is hanging in a second grade classroom and I have no fucking idea what it means: http://twitpic.com/2i1pn7 | Wednesday, August 25, 2010 10:25:21 AM | twidroid |
| These rooms are set up for shit. Now I have to rewire the fuck out of them. Thanks. 5 minute job will now be two hours | Wednesday, August 25, 2010 9:03:54 AM | twidroid |
| Lovin this cool weathee | Tuesday, August 24, 2010 4:45:00 PM | twidroid |
| @plasma2002 I laughed my ass off at that when I first saw that. Then I felt bad and was like, I suck. In reply to @plasma2002's tweet | Monday, August 23, 2010 3:18:41 PM | twidroid |
| @michellemm22 You could undo sending in Gmail for a year already via labs. Get with the times. In reply to @michellemm22's tweet | Monday, August 23, 2010 1:27:38 PM | twidroid |
| Went to open a window and this fuckin metal brick spike flew down and almost killed me. Missed my head by inches: http://twitpic.com/2hi429 | Monday, August 23, 2010 11:42:31 AM | twidroid |
| I'm too fuckin old for this shit. If I knew then what I knew now... swear to God. | Monday, August 23, 2010 11:31:51 AM | twidroid |
| @Waspito It's handcent. Not handscent. Stop misspelling it in all your tweets. You sound like a moron. It has nothing to do with scent/smell | Sunday, August 22, 2010 10:10:20 PM | twidroid |
| Chick in the Under Armour ad in this weeks Modells catalog is the definition of potato sack girl. | Sunday, August 22, 2010 9:04:47 PM | twidroid |
| @Waspito oh my b. I was thinking of chomp sms | Sunday, August 22, 2010 4:25:00 PM | twidroid |
| @Waspito except for the ads. I don't mind seeing ads in free apps, but when I go to text someone, they don't belong there. | Sunday, August 22, 2010 2:12:56 PM | twidroid |
| It's August. Ichiro hit 5 home runs all year. I saw 2 of them. Too bad Yankees won anyway. Peace! | Saturday, August 21, 2010 4:53:28 PM | twidroid |
| Dibs on that! | Friday, August 20, 2010 5:17:32 PM | twidroid |
| Someone please explain to me what happened here?! http://twitpic.com/2ghv2j | Friday, August 20, 2010 11:31:00 AM | twidroid |
| I am such a child. Playing a game pretending the floor is lava and walking from desk to desk http://twitpic.com/2ghkco | Friday, August 20, 2010 10:56:20 AM | twidroid |
| The couch in this psychologists office is too comfortable to get off of. Here's an instance where I don't mind a long upgrade. | Thursday, August 19, 2010 2:31:33 PM | twidroid |
| Still Froyo-less =( | Thursday, August 19, 2010 2:10:50 PM | twidroid |
| I walked into this room to image a computer. Thermometer was sitting on the desk. Temp went up 2 degrees. I'm hot. | Thursday, August 19, 2010 10:07:34 AM | twidroid |
| Dropping a newly repaired projector on concrete while taking it out of your boss's trunk with him watching is an excellent start to Thursday | Thursday, August 19, 2010 8:56:42 AM | twidroid |
| Can't get away from the wire management. Do it at work, now I'm home doing it. Story of my life | Wednesday, August 18, 2010 5:05:42 PM | twidroid |
| Hey Bill, just wanted to let you know that I accidentally the whole network. Sorry. I'll try to get that resolved. | Tuesday, August 17, 2010 9:07:02 PM | twidroid |
| How fucking dumb is a projector with height adjusters not on even sides. How do I get the picture straight assholes? | Tuesday, August 17, 2010 4:24:29 PM | twidroid |
| Effin faulty fire alarm system. Sounds like I'm in a war zone. Bells, beeping, tones, strobes... | Monday, August 16, 2010 10:17:44 AM | twidroid |
| That's all. If I don't get froyo ota by the end of today, I'm pushing it manually. | Monday, August 16, 2010 9:48:00 AM | twidroid |
| Watching best fl beaches on travel channel. My grandpa: "they're showing off the asses too" lol | Sunday, August 15, 2010 6:20:46 PM | twidroid |
| Please explain to me how my skin is on fire with sunburn but is not even red? | Sunday, August 15, 2010 9:56:45 AM | twidroid |
| @Waspito That blows. Its going to be 61 on the sound in CT tonight | Saturday, August 14, 2010 8:11:28 PM | twidroid |
| Every fucking time. Its the last cup, my shot, hit it to stay alive. And I fuckig miss. 3 in a row | Friday, August 13, 2010 11:22:58 PM | twidroid |
| Don't you hate it when you know you'll never see these people again? Someone bring me that potato sack nurse | Friday, August 13, 2010 10:08:49 AM | twidroid |
| Never thought I'd use a floppy drive again. Wow. (Backing up retro games for dosbox) | Thursday, August 12, 2010 8:32:45 PM | twidroid |
| God dammit. Not what I want to deal with in a 90 degree humid room: http://twitpic.com/2e2kvn | Thursday, August 12, 2010 3:22:21 PM | twidroid |
| I'm in the principal's office. Oooooh what a troublemaker. | Thursday, August 12, 2010 1:17:18 PM | twidroid |
| Of course the rooms that are hot as sac have the computers with the most problems | Thursday, August 12, 2010 9:15:15 AM | twidroid |
| Problem, officer? | Thursday, August 12, 2010 1:22:38 AM | twidroid |
| Wet camp counselors! Dark blue t-shirts for the loss =( | Tuesday, August 10, 2010 12:03:30 PM | twidroid |
| Dat ass... | Tuesday, August 10, 2010 11:29:46 AM | twidroid |
| I love how I set my priorities here at work: "You're young and pretty, so I'll upgrade your computer first" | Tuesday, August 10, 2010 10:08:12 AM | twidroid |
| Haha epic PA announcement: "If anyone is going to Dunkin Donuts today, can you get me a cup of coffee? Thank you" | Tuesday, August 10, 2010 8:15:15 AM | twidroid |
| Posada christ. A pitchout and you can't even throw the fuckin runner out. That was the worst throw I've ever seen | Monday, August 09, 2010 5:26:45 PM | twidroid |
| 7 of my tweets in a row say f this or cocksucker that. Angry much? Haha | Monday, August 09, 2010 3:15:50 PM | twidroid |
| This cocksucking train car has no AC | Monday, August 09, 2010 3:09:06 PM | twidroid |
| Fuck this fucking heat! | Monday, August 09, 2010 1:35:40 PM | twidroid |
| Sox fans get the fuck off my platform! | Monday, August 09, 2010 12:50:43 PM | twidroid |
| Full suit and tie goin in to nyc on this hot ass day and I'm jealous of these fuckin smokes taking the train to the yankee game | Monday, August 09, 2010 12:13:13 PM | twidroid |
| The fuckin router is down again and I'm not home to reboot it. | Monday, August 09, 2010 7:52:17 AM | twidroid |
| I woke up to no internet because the fuckin cocksuckin router couldn't handle all the torrent connections | Monday, August 09, 2010 7:24:58 AM | twidroid |
| Terry Francona just made me laugh by calling Pedroia a pain in the ass on Sunday night baseball | Sunday, August 08, 2010 9:28:22 PM | twidroid |
| @askmeques How amazing is Dexter? Omg. In reply to @askmeques's tweet | Saturday, August 07, 2010 9:12:22 PM | twidroid |
| Lovin this socal weather here in ny. | Saturday, August 07, 2010 5:02:21 PM | twidroid |
| Dibs on that tye dyed ass | Friday, August 06, 2010 3:53:36 PM | twidroid |
| Jay is the illest fuckin guy I know. Guys a straight up legend here. | Friday, August 06, 2010 2:16:33 PM | twidroid |
| I'd just like to point out that this teachers assistant in here is an absolute bombshell. | Friday, August 06, 2010 9:25:01 AM | twidroid |
| Bitches don't know about my ghostsrv | Thursday, August 05, 2010 2:20:09 PM | twidroid |
| Of course arod hits 600 when I'm at work. And of course I find a tv after the fact... | Wednesday, August 04, 2010 3:21:47 PM | twidroid |
| These little fuckin shits are driving me crazy and I don't even work with them. Kids | Wednesday, August 04, 2010 1:08:19 PM | twidroid |
| Yankees are playing worse than the fuckin Mets lately. Christ. Fuckin jokes. Its painful to watch. | Tuesday, August 03, 2010 9:26:47 PM | twidroid |
| Absolute insanity at work today | Monday, August 02, 2010 2:43:14 PM | twidroid |
| @Novellabella Stop complaining. I haven't been drunk in two months In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Saturday, July 31, 2010 11:01:17 PM | twidroid |
| ...such as. I wonder if this girl is 18 or not | Saturday, July 31, 2010 2:27:01 PM | twidroid |
| Ya know... sometimes the most ridiculous shit goes through my mind. | Saturday, July 31, 2010 2:25:48 PM | twidroid |
| Sweet ERA bro. Go get yourself traded. http://twitpic.com/2a6f1t | Friday, July 30, 2010 9:24:36 PM | twidroid |
| Priceless. The back of my mirror shirt says "we put out on Wednesdays" and a little camper just read it aloud and asked me what it meant | Friday, July 30, 2010 2:06:44 PM | twidroid |
| @michellemm22 somewhere upstate, so no. No one knew. In reply to @michellemm22's tweet | Thursday, July 29, 2010 9:53:03 AM | twidroid |
| Love it when I spend an hour connecting 30 pcs to our image server and having the server fail... take 2! | Thursday, July 29, 2010 9:51:43 AM | twidroid |
| @ky9 I apologize | Wednesday, July 28, 2010 6:24:12 PM | twidroid |
| @ShavingFoams you sir have a pool, so you can make that happen whenevsky In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Tuesday, July 27, 2010 1:17:24 PM | twidroid |
| Yeah fuck this. I'm packing my shit and going to Hogwarts | Monday, July 26, 2010 9:06:26 PM | twidroid |
| It's useless... | Monday, July 26, 2010 8:51:26 PM | twidroid |
| I know my colors http://twitpic.com/28vgwa | Monday, July 26, 2010 10:30:25 AM | twidroid |
| shade...dick... lamp... faggot... car | Saturday, July 24, 2010 10:51:10 PM | twidroid |
| Bitches don't know about my keygen music | Saturday, July 24, 2010 12:26:40 AM | twidroid |
| Total tech failure. Gps is down, foursquare app isn't working. Fuck it. | Friday, July 23, 2010 10:56:14 PM | twidroid |
| @Colithika you are at harry potter world you fucking ass? Bring me there now! In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Friday, July 23, 2010 7:18:48 PM | twidroid |
| Rio: A redundant array of inexpensive dicks | Monday, July 19, 2010 10:16:08 PM | twidroid |
| John: "Mother fuck." Me: "Ballsack bitch" | Monday, July 19, 2010 3:12:01 PM | twidroid |
| @Waspito @ky9 Touche | Sunday, July 18, 2010 1:39:41 PM | twidroid |
| Were fuckin 23 post college and talking about poop. Nice | Saturday, July 17, 2010 11:30:10 PM | twidroid |
| Dunkins must put crack in their drinks bc I neeeeeed them. | Friday, July 16, 2010 10:21:33 AM | twidroid |
| This guy Jay cracks me the fuck up. He's going around spraying water on people | Friday, July 16, 2010 9:45:02 AM | twidroid |
| Jay is not on the roof right now. He's on the ground... odd | Friday, July 16, 2010 9:33:30 AM | twidroid |
| I think its a requirement that this camp only hires hot college age potato sack counselors. Dibs | Thursday, July 15, 2010 3:01:03 PM | twidroid |
| Let it pour. As J Munz would say, its been drier than a camel's ballsack around here | Tuesday, July 13, 2010 1:50:29 PM | twidroid |
| Hate when people put shit all over their comps when I need to open them. Then they bitch when their stuff's moved: http://twitpic.com/24xlvk | Tuesday, July 13, 2010 9:33:04 AM | twidroid |
| I'm in the nurses office fixing computers and all I can think of involves a camp counselor smokeshow and a cot. Impossible to get caught. | Monday, July 12, 2010 10:56:29 AM | twidroid |
| Joba you fucking cocksucker piece of shit. Get off my team you game blowing, drunk driving, grand slam yielding, shit sniffing fuckface. | Sunday, July 11, 2010 12:44:44 AM | twidroid |
| Please explain to me why its necessary for Twidroyd to use my GPS on startup when I have my location off. Spying bastard | Saturday, July 10, 2010 9:52:23 PM | twidroid |
| They have me digging trenches and laying pipe (not for that ass to make her dance) http://twitpic.com/246dxh | Saturday, July 10, 2010 6:17:24 PM | twidroid |
| Upstate hitting golf balls in the woods with a lead pipe. So ghetto, yet entertaining | Saturday, July 10, 2010 4:27:39 PM | twidroid |
| @Waspito do it. We'll throw you a mad welcome home shitshow | Saturday, July 10, 2010 4:25:38 PM | twidroid |
| John: "this marker is drier than a camel's ballsack" | Wednesday, July 07, 2010 12:09:50 PM | twidroid |
| And the whole crew was loungin... | Wednesday, July 07, 2010 10:25:48 AM | twidroid |
| Can you please explain these fuckin weak ass keys that break in two when you put them in a lock and turn gently? http://twitpic.com/22zwu0 | Tuesday, July 06, 2010 3:00:21 PM | twidroid |
| Just drank 3/4 of a pitcher of green tea. Yum | Monday, July 05, 2010 7:32:55 PM | twidroid |
| Fuckin disaster... 2 outs at the plate? Fml | Sunday, July 04, 2010 2:59:32 PM | twidroid |
| I need one of those white yankee patriotic hats: they're sizz | Sunday, July 04, 2010 2:52:56 PM | twidroid |
| J Munz: "Yo we should just totally bust in there and land some Cessnas" | Thursday, July 01, 2010 11:36:41 PM | twidroid |
| Surprise four day weekend. Enjoyyyy | Thursday, July 01, 2010 1:48:04 PM | twidroid |
| Fuckin wonderful. Con ed fucked half our power and the entire server room is running on UPS. | Thursday, July 01, 2010 11:27:40 AM | twidroid |
| Fuck. That: http://twitpic.com/21igr9 | Thursday, July 01, 2010 11:14:19 AM | twidroid |
| Fuck bbm. Gchat on android does the same thing. And if you don't have a google account, you're weak | Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:26:44 AM | twidroid |
| Also, dibs on that teacher's daughter with the NYU sweatshirt. Dayum. | Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:47:33 AM | twidroid |
| These hitachi projectors have great airflow and fan filters, so very little dust gets into the bulb. Nice engineering. Makes my life easy | Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:46:37 AM | twidroid |
| Just saw a dude selling watermelons out of his pickup on gun hill rd in the bronx. Lulz | Wednesday, June 30, 2010 5:29:56 PM | twidroid |
| Uhh, I'm welding this door! http://twitpic.com/21bcki | Wednesday, June 30, 2010 4:29:18 PM | twidroid |
| Who's the dick who designed these projectors to look like dicks? http://twitpic.com/21a1mq | Wednesday, June 30, 2010 1:09:50 PM | twidroid |
| I love these teachers who put obnoxious "do not remove" signs on the computers. Its district property and my dept determines what they get | Wednesday, June 30, 2010 11:48:18 AM | twidroid |
| 63 degrees this morning. It should stay like this all day. Also UPS' are fuckin heavy | Wednesday, June 30, 2010 8:09:31 AM | twidroid |
| We labeled the AC last year in a classroom. It's still there: http://twitpic.com/211n4p | Tuesday, June 29, 2010 3:26:44 PM | twidroid |
| No idea what happened but 11 cop cars just flew down 22 with sirens. Must be bad | Tuesday, June 29, 2010 2:50:18 PM | twidroid |
| Oh ill never make it this summer. Real job plesae? | Monday, June 28, 2010 1:39:18 PM | twidroid |
| wtf do they teach in kindergarten, nazi marching? http://twitpic.com/20pvsc | Monday, June 28, 2010 10:00:27 AM | twidroid |
| First thing they tell me when I came into this ghetto school: if you find a hamster, throw a box over it & call the office. its been missing | Monday, June 28, 2010 9:24:50 AM | twidroid |
| mad jeesco. they have a window ac running on a cart. love these schools http://twitpic.com/20pjhc | Monday, June 28, 2010 9:14:58 AM | twidroid |
| My uncle's great: "If you don't know how to cut a lime right, you shouldn't be serving fuckin corona." | Saturday, June 26, 2010 2:47:47 PM | twidroid |
| Interior crocodile aligator. I drive a Chevrolet movie theater. | Thursday, June 24, 2010 12:52:18 AM | twidroid |
| DAT ASS... | Tuesday, June 22, 2010 6:14:23 PM | twidroid |
| I love my new phone wallpaper. If this were a painting, I'd buy it for my room: http://twitpic.com/1ymftw | Sunday, June 20, 2010 10:48:11 PM | twidroid |
| First day of summer is tomorrow. Can it be autumn and winter now please? | Sunday, June 20, 2010 9:32:49 PM | twidroid |
| I'd probably go gay for @nickswisher | Sunday, June 20, 2010 2:11:16 PM | twidroid |
| I really want windows 7 on my laptop, but after extensive testing, the shitpile really can't handle it. | Saturday, June 19, 2010 6:10:41 PM | twidroid |
| Fuck Jose Reyes | Saturday, June 19, 2010 1:52:25 PM | twidroid |
| @Waspito I did. Went to citi with my yankee shit and took in scenes of he new park. Didn't give a fuck abkut los mets. | Friday, June 18, 2010 6:15:51 PM | twidroid |
| My dad: "you sound like a smoking, drinking, southern hillbilly" | Thursday, June 17, 2010 5:53:38 PM | twidroid |
| @waspito figure of speech asshole. You see a pic of it? Rhig is a monstrosity. | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 11:14:00 PM | twidroid |
| My doodle: http://is.gd/cQMj5 | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 7:41:54 PM | twidroid |
| Sabathia/Halladay. Let's go Yankees! | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 7:07:30 PM | twidroid |
| I'm pretty sure I'd bone the shit out of Giada | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 4:55:45 PM | twidroid |
| The Yankees had a mascot from 1979-1981? News to me. Meet Dandy: http://is.gd/cQp4w | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:57:32 PM | twidroid |
| Ok looks like it was a bit.ly api failure. My b | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:55:49 PM | twidroid |
| Nope didn't do it. What a buggy piece of shit. | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:51:47 PM | twidroid |
| http://fucking.shorten.this.url.twidroid.you.fucking.shitpile.net/what-a-dick test tweet | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:51:05 PM | twidroid |
| Ok fucking twidroid, way to shorten my urls you fuckin failure | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:46:51 PM | twidroid |
| Ah nvm. Gotta love user error | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 11:38:11 AM | twidroid |
| the internet on my phone is virtually useless here. | Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:11:04 PM | twidroid |
| Absolutely horrid verizon service here. This wouldn't fly. Legit | Sunday, June 06, 2010 11:11:41 AM | twidroid |
| Verizon signal sucks balls here in franklin square | Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:00:36 AM | twidroid |
| Dœs it make me weird that I hate summer? | Saturday, June 05, 2010 4:07:42 AM | twidroid |
| My fucking bed needs to stop creaking when I move. Right now it's only a slight annoyance, but it won't be helpful in the near future. | Saturday, June 05, 2010 2:13:06 AM | twidroid |
| Haven't partied since graduation. My life is now lame. Its Friday night. Fml | Saturday, June 05, 2010 12:11:33 AM | twidroid |
| I think I want to do a service trip to the gulf to scrub oil off the poor pellicans | Friday, June 04, 2010 8:13:24 PM | twidroid |
| Dunkins on 41st st in nyc legit tastes better than the one in scarsdale | Thursday, June 03, 2010 7:39:05 PM | twidroid |
| Can these fucking trains rock back and fourth more? I'm getting seasick | Thursday, June 03, 2010 5:45:14 PM | twidroid |
| Nutcase ass shit | Wednesday, June 02, 2010 1:43:50 AM | twidroid |
| Fuck this fuckin faulty ass droid gps. Phones getting replaced tomorrow | Tuesday, June 01, 2010 11:47:56 PM | twidroid |
| Just got myself addicted to the show Dexter. So sizz | Monday, May 31, 2010 2:30:02 AM | twidroid |
| My grandpa as he picked up a clam to eat: "They say this is good for the pencil" | Saturday, May 29, 2010 6:53:35 PM | twidroid |
| Colleen: "you look great as a penis" | Friday, May 28, 2010 11:38:46 PM | twidroid |
| Heading to the swamp for the last time ever | Friday, May 28, 2010 8:38:43 PM | twidroid |
| Page 24 can go fuck itself with he red eye | Friday, May 28, 2010 4:25:52 PM | twidroid |
| Fold it, roll it and snort some guac | Thursday, May 27, 2010 4:56:07 AM | twidroid |
| John: "Can this guy fuckin stop juggling sausages on my grill" | Thursday, May 27, 2010 2:20:08 AM | twidroid |
| Just hit me... this isw probably the last time ill see a lot of people | Monday, May 24, 2010 2:15:57 AM | twidroid |
| Ewwwww my fucking shoelace was just in a puddle of piss | Monday, May 24, 2010 1:22:10 AM | twidroid |
| Riots at the grape and the point. Lol | Monday, May 24, 2010 12:28:16 AM | twidroid |
| So it's over? | Sunday, May 23, 2010 1:20:01 PM | twidroid |
| My tweets from yest were erronious. In the meantime, I graduate today? Damn. Can I go to bed now? | Sunday, May 23, 2010 7:59:32 AM | twidroid |
| Sabotage. Lock up your closets, network fools. Th54 is offline son: http://twitpic.com/1q9mbf | Sunday, May 23, 2010 2:57:58 AM | twidroid |
| Wow fuckin denied. Jesus christ. This isnt cool. Its what I want. No one else. I'm 400x better than the deniee so its coo. But w/e no harm | Sunday, May 23, 2010 1:54:13 AM | twidroid |
| Faggggggggggg | Saturday, May 22, 2010 11:08:02 PM | twidroid |
| My dad is drinking me under the table right now | Saturday, May 22, 2010 9:33:13 PM | twidroid |
| Things I love: oversized bball sweats, jills ass & how my droid charger is the same as bberries so I can borrow their chrgr when I forget it | Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:36:07 AM | twidroid |
| I donated $50 to a fuckin indian tribe... should have drank that away instead.. fml | Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:29:57 AM | twidroid |
| That was probably one of the most fun times at the Grape. Peacan Sandies were the shit! | Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:21:48 AM | twidroid |
| This evil ass asian pimp assed mug is fuckin legit to drink beer out of: http://twitpic.com/1pwzz5 | Saturday, May 22, 2010 2:24:01 AM | twidroid |
| Haliskoes corner is byfar the best place to urinate on the point | Saturday, May 22, 2010 1:58:17 AM | twidroid |
| What this girl just said just made me mad attracted to her | Saturday, May 22, 2010 1:54:07 AM | twidroid |
| I can't come to a mother fucking casino without getting yelled at by at least 7 security guards for doing trivial things like leaning wrong | Friday, May 21, 2010 8:53:16 PM | twidroid |
| See, this is why I need a car | Friday, May 21, 2010 10:29:47 AM | twidroid |
| Even though I was purposly a complete dick to this guy, I give him mucho cred for calling me out. He grew balls over the years | Thursday, May 20, 2010 6:53:17 PM | twidroid |
| Don't let it get to your head | Wednesday, May 19, 2010 11:11:04 PM | twidroid |
| Somebody get me these centerpiece balls! | Wednesday, May 19, 2010 10:33:06 PM | twidroid |
| Seatbelts on a coach bus? Odd | Wednesday, May 19, 2010 6:41:23 PM | twidroid |
| Yeah don't bring a beer to bed... I woke up with soaked nasty beery sheets. Yuck | Wednesday, May 19, 2010 8:18:51 AM | twidroid |
| If I don't get this fine piece of before I graduate, then grrrrrr | Tuesday, May 18, 2010 9:09:34 PM | twidroid |
| Senior week day 2 and I have been sober the whole time. That's not flying the rest of the week | Tuesday, May 18, 2010 12:59:29 AM | twidroid |
| I can walk across the fuckin George Washington Bridge faster | Sunday, May 16, 2010 2:43:13 PM | twidroid |
| @RockNationRadio asshole. I wanted to go but I'm down in Maryland. Cnt go in oct but the machine is at the Hilton in AC this summer. You in? In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet | Saturday, May 15, 2010 7:18:49 PM | twidroid |
| Also, I'm drunk | Saturday, May 15, 2010 5:31:00 PM | twidroid |
| This is fuckin awesome. I think this could only better if fuckin sublime was here (with rome) | Saturday, May 15, 2010 4:49:12 PM | twidroid |
| Southern girls... they grow them beautiful out here. Too bad they have weird accents and are slow... | Saturday, May 15, 2010 3:29:01 PM | twidroid |
| Lookin at Lucky will win preakness guaranteed | Saturday, May 15, 2010 3:16:31 PM | twidroid |
| Clearys a degenerate gambler | Saturday, May 15, 2010 3:14:05 PM | twidroid |
| @Colithika no. I'm shitfaced. Drink more In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Saturday, May 15, 2010 2:57:47 PM | twidroid |
| Gotta love these southerners, even though MD isn't really the legit south | Saturday, May 15, 2010 12:53:44 PM | twidroid |
| My kidneys ache | Saturday, May 15, 2010 12:35:10 PM | twidroid |
| Worst piss I ever had to take in my life... like borderline kidney failure... | Saturday, May 15, 2010 12:23:42 PM | twidroid |
| TC: "I have to piss like Patty Oprada" | Saturday, May 15, 2010 11:51:47 AM | twidroid |
| Just chugged 2 vodka crans in like 4 minutes. Its not even noon. Is that bad? | Saturday, May 15, 2010 11:22:50 AM | twidroid |
| On the way to preakness. There is no way this won't be messy | Saturday, May 15, 2010 9:35:21 AM | twidroid |
| 5 dudes in a car singing along to backstreet boys. Absolutely straight | Friday, May 14, 2010 5:07:46 PM | twidroid |
| Piece of shit droid loses gps until you reboot it. Can't wait to exchange this fuckin faulty phone | Friday, May 14, 2010 3:36:48 PM | twidroid |
| "What gets drier and drier the more it wets?" -TC | Friday, May 14, 2010 2:53:52 PM | twidroid |
| Its killing me that I have no shot at this. | Friday, May 14, 2010 11:19:38 AM | twidroid |
| @michellemm22 you don't live in the ny area. You live upstate In reply to @michellemm22's tweet | Thursday, May 13, 2010 1:14:43 PM | twidroid |
| iight who wants to go to the bar? | Thursday, May 13, 2010 1:12:47 PM | twidroid |
| And that's the end of finals. Ever | Thursday, May 13, 2010 1:07:38 PM | twidroid |
| Dat ass... | Wednesday, May 12, 2010 2:55:44 PM | twidroid |
| *sigh* | Wednesday, May 12, 2010 1:49:56 PM | twidroid |
| @Waspito truth. Donnie darko is the shit | Wednesday, May 12, 2010 12:44:29 PM | twidroid |
| Beamer Benz or Cleary? | Wednesday, May 12, 2010 1:29:24 AM | twidroid |
| Fuckin cats in this house making my eyes itch | Tuesday, May 11, 2010 2:20:38 PM | twidroid |
| @Waspito You shouldn't feel contacts in. When I first got mine, I couldn't put them in, but I didn't feel them. | Tuesday, May 11, 2010 2:01:48 PM | twidroid |
| Haha all the emergency blue lights are going off at once on this campus | Monday, May 10, 2010 8:51:32 PM | twidroid |
| I have a very clear history of always making the wrong decisions. Like not that they're bad, but I pick the thing that just fails | Monday, May 10, 2010 8:35:32 PM | twidroid |
| It's a little chilly outside. Let's snuggle | Monday, May 10, 2010 1:16:27 PM | twidroid |
| Lovin how I answered 5 business emails from my bed via droid. | Monday, May 10, 2010 12:04:48 PM | twidroid |
| Two more finals ever... EVER. | Monday, May 10, 2010 10:02:38 AM | twidroid |
| @Novellabella me too In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Sunday, May 09, 2010 8:44:34 PM | twidroid |
| Fuckin awesome. I just sliced open my finger wit the huge scar on it. Hooray for 2 scars now | Sunday, May 09, 2010 3:08:32 AM | twidroid |
| Happy mothers day all you mothers. In the meantime fuck it all and fuck me... | Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:38:22 AM | twidroid |
| John for fucks sake | Sunday, May 09, 2010 1:50:05 AM | twidroid |
| denied... / | Thursday, May 06, 2010 11:51:00 PM | twidroid |
| I will steal that shit from you fagggggggg | Thursday, May 06, 2010 10:04:19 PM | twidroid |
| Another shitty day made beter by alcohol.... | Thursday, May 06, 2010 9:33:16 PM | twidroid |
| The motorola droid and verizon can both suck my dick. I might dump this trash and get a droid incredible | Thursday, May 06, 2010 5:16:44 PM | twidroid |
| 3g Verizon in connecticut sux balls. Ny is so much better | Wednesday, May 05, 2010 11:42:44 PM | twidroid |
| The field. Bartender is the shit n my boy... but makes a shitty tom collins. Southports rom collins are ballin | Wednesday, May 05, 2010 11:30:19 PM | twidroid |
| Mmm coronas... delicious mexican piss. Happy cinco, bitches | Wednesday, May 05, 2010 8:05:06 PM | twidroid |
| Id have absolutely no problem with a threesome with these two I'm in this car with | Wednesday, May 05, 2010 7:33:29 PM | twidroid |
| No more classes, one more paper and 3 finals and then done forever | Tuesday, May 04, 2010 6:17:44 PM | twidroid |
| On my way to my last undergrad class ever... yay, but scary | Tuesday, May 04, 2010 4:53:21 PM | twidroid |
| Team "God i hope she was 18" just came in first at trivia night mother fuckers, enjoyyyyy | Tuesday, May 04, 2010 12:03:28 AM | twidroid |
| @dannyrob88 you're welcome In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet | Monday, May 03, 2010 10:44:32 PM | twidroid |
| As ghetto as these townhouses are, thank god they have sizzz ac. 65, son | Monday, May 03, 2010 2:10:24 PM | twidroid |
| Absolute jungle outside even though its only 72 degrees. I need cold. Now | Monday, May 03, 2010 12:30:32 PM | twidroid |
| Fucki 86 outside and its nasty | Sunday, May 02, 2010 4:12:07 PM | twidroid |
| @Waspito Fuck you sayin sizzz without me there | Sunday, May 02, 2010 1:05:15 AM | twidroid |
| Well I possibly butchered that onbut I have 8 more tries | Saturday, May 01, 2010 10:18:28 PM | twidroid |
| Drunk eric watchin the celtics game is fucking lulz | Saturday, May 01, 2010 10:02:18 PM | twidroid |
| @Colithika good. Apple is gay In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Saturday, May 01, 2010 8:24:51 PM | twidroid |
| I'd be so attracted to this girl. too bad she's been way the fuck around. Ew | Saturday, May 01, 2010 8:23:28 PM | twidroid |
| @Waspito f yeah | Saturday, May 01, 2010 7:59:44 PM | twidroid |
| Fuckin shit on tje beach http://twitpic.com/1k2y89 | Saturday, May 01, 2010 6:07:55 PM | twidroid |
| Verizons service sucks dick at fairfield beach. Its good everywhere else | Saturday, May 01, 2010 1:18:41 AM | twidroid |
| @Novellabella Amature hour.. I had 6 drinks and I'm not shitfaced yet In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Friday, April 30, 2010 8:46:09 PM | twidroid |
| Back at sbc for happy hour since, you know, I brought it back and all that | Friday, April 30, 2010 5:42:46 PM | twidroid |
| Workload = fucked | Thursday, April 29, 2010 12:20:00 PM | twidroid |
| absolute smoke diagonally to me on this train. | Wednesday, April 28, 2010 7:45:48 PM | twidroid |
| This is lulz. The two train conductors are arguing over the intercom | Wednesday, April 28, 2010 7:33:58 PM | twidroid |
| The night sky is so much cooler in the winter. | Wednesday, April 28, 2010 2:03:07 AM | twidroid |
| I've never met suh germophobe with such a weak ass immune system and who's sick nonstop | Tuesday, April 27, 2010 2:44:52 PM | twidroid |
| Ready to wipe my ass with all these senior portraits | Tuesday, April 27, 2010 6:16:40 AM | twidroid |
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