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Its killing me that I have no shot at this. Friday, May 14, 2010 11:19:38 AMtwidroid
@michellemm22 you don't live in the ny area. You live upstate
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Thursday, May 13, 2010 1:14:43 PMtwidroid
iight who wants to go to the bar? Thursday, May 13, 2010 1:12:47 PMtwidroid
And that's the end of finals. Ever Thursday, May 13, 2010 1:07:38 PMtwidroid
Dat ass... Wednesday, May 12, 2010 2:55:44 PMtwidroid
*sigh* Wednesday, May 12, 2010 1:49:56 PMtwidroid
@Waspito truth. Donnie darko is the shit
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010 12:44:29 PMtwidroid
Beamer Benz or Cleary? Wednesday, May 12, 2010 1:29:24 AMtwidroid
Fuckin cats in this house making my eyes itch Tuesday, May 11, 2010 2:20:38 PMtwidroid
@Waspito You shouldn't feel contacts in. When I first got mine, I couldn't put them in, but I didn't feel them.
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010 2:01:48 PMtwidroid
Haha all the emergency blue lights are going off at once on this campus Monday, May 10, 2010 8:51:32 PMtwidroid
I have a very clear history of always making the wrong decisions. Like not that they're bad, but I pick the thing that just fails Monday, May 10, 2010 8:35:32 PMtwidroid
It's a little chilly outside. Let's snuggle Monday, May 10, 2010 1:16:27 PMtwidroid
Lovin how I answered 5 business emails from my bed via droid. Monday, May 10, 2010 12:04:48 PMtwidroid
Two more finals ever... EVER. Monday, May 10, 2010 10:02:38 AMtwidroid
@Novellabella me too
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Sunday, May 09, 2010 8:44:34 PMtwidroid
Fuckin awesome. I just sliced open my finger wit the huge scar on it. Hooray for 2 scars now Sunday, May 09, 2010 3:08:32 AMtwidroid
Happy mothers day all you mothers. In the meantime fuck it all and fuck me... Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:38:22 AMtwidroid
John for fucks sake Sunday, May 09, 2010 1:50:05 AMtwidroid
denied... / Thursday, May 06, 2010 11:51:00 PMtwidroid
I will steal that shit from you fagggggggg Thursday, May 06, 2010 10:04:19 PMtwidroid
Another shitty day made beter by alcohol.... Thursday, May 06, 2010 9:33:16 PMtwidroid
The motorola droid and verizon can both suck my dick. I might dump this trash and get a droid incredible Thursday, May 06, 2010 5:16:44 PMtwidroid
3g Verizon in connecticut sux balls. Ny is so much better Wednesday, May 05, 2010 11:42:44 PMtwidroid
The field. Bartender is the shit n my boy... but makes a shitty tom collins. Southports rom collins are ballin Wednesday, May 05, 2010 11:30:19 PMtwidroid
Mmm coronas... delicious mexican piss. Happy cinco, bitches Wednesday, May 05, 2010 8:05:06 PMtwidroid
Id have absolutely no problem with a threesome with these two I'm in this car with Wednesday, May 05, 2010 7:33:29 PMtwidroid
No more classes, one more paper and 3 finals and then done forever Tuesday, May 04, 2010 6:17:44 PMtwidroid
On my way to my last undergrad class ever... yay, but scary Tuesday, May 04, 2010 4:53:21 PMtwidroid
Team "God i hope she was 18" just came in first at trivia night mother fuckers, enjoyyyyy Tuesday, May 04, 2010 12:03:28 AMtwidroid
@dannyrob88 you're welcome
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Monday, May 03, 2010 10:44:32 PMtwidroid
As ghetto as these townhouses are, thank god they have sizzz ac. 65, son Monday, May 03, 2010 2:10:24 PMtwidroid
Absolute jungle outside even though its only 72 degrees. I need cold. Now Monday, May 03, 2010 12:30:32 PMtwidroid
Fucki 86 outside and its nasty Sunday, May 02, 2010 4:12:07 PMtwidroid
@Waspito Fuck you sayin sizzz without me there
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Sunday, May 02, 2010 1:05:15 AMtwidroid
Well I possibly butchered that onbut I have 8 more tries Saturday, May 01, 2010 10:18:28 PMtwidroid
Drunk eric watchin the celtics game is fucking lulz Saturday, May 01, 2010 10:02:18 PMtwidroid
@Colithika good. Apple is gay
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Saturday, May 01, 2010 8:24:51 PMtwidroid
I'd be so attracted to this girl. too bad she's been way the fuck around. Ew Saturday, May 01, 2010 8:23:28 PMtwidroid
@Waspito f yeah
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Saturday, May 01, 2010 7:59:44 PMtwidroid
Fuckin shit on tje beach http://twitpic.com/1k2y89 Saturday, May 01, 2010 6:07:55 PMtwidroid
Verizons service sucks dick at fairfield beach. Its good everywhere else Saturday, May 01, 2010 1:18:41 AMtwidroid
@Novellabella Amature hour.. I had 6 drinks and I'm not shitfaced yet
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Friday, April 30, 2010 8:46:09 PMtwidroid
Back at sbc for happy hour since, you know, I brought it back and all that Friday, April 30, 2010 5:42:46 PMtwidroid
Workload = fucked Thursday, April 29, 2010 12:20:00 PMtwidroid
absolute smoke diagonally to me on this train. Wednesday, April 28, 2010 7:45:48 PMtwidroid
This is lulz. The two train conductors are arguing over the intercom Wednesday, April 28, 2010 7:33:58 PMtwidroid
The night sky is so much cooler in the winter. Wednesday, April 28, 2010 2:03:07 AMtwidroid
I've never met suh germophobe with such a weak ass immune system and who's sick nonstop Tuesday, April 27, 2010 2:44:52 PMtwidroid
Ready to wipe my ass with all these senior portraits Tuesday, April 27, 2010 6:16:40 AMtwidroid
There is no way this is going to end well... between my work, yearbook, finishing out senior year and a 100% chance I'll get sick Tuesday, April 27, 2010 5:01:10 AMtwidroid
Idk where my weather widget is getting the sun icon from if its saying (and really is) mostly cloudy and drizzly Monday, April 26, 2010 3:52:19 PMtwidroid
Ok there's probably like a 60/40 that I have either salmonella or e-coli poisonimg Monday, April 26, 2010 3:00:29 PMtwidroid
Fucking crowded stag. This is going to take forever Monday, April 26, 2010 1:42:09 PMtwidroid
Rehab called, they told me to check in Saturday, April 24, 2010 11:31:08 AMtwidroid
I just brought back happy hour at sbc fuckers. Friday, April 23, 2010 10:25:44 PMtwidroid
I just realized I might drop a G between now and the end of the school year (probs on partying). Fuck it. Got the rest of my life to work Friday, April 23, 2010 7:44:06 PMtwidroid
@Waspito what pussy ass place are you at? I don't get carded here
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Friday, April 23, 2010 6:19:44 PMtwidroid
F that dumb bitch. dibs on the smart hot one. Friday, April 23, 2010 2:36:16 AMtwidroid
Jasmineeeeeeee? Where's that dumb bitch right now. I could go for that shit even though she's so dumb it hurts my brain Friday, April 23, 2010 1:00:24 AMtwidroid
Now that the nancies are sleeping how many of you sluts wanna chill. Yeah you do Friday, April 23, 2010 12:53:18 AMtwidroid
Nancies went to bed Friday, April 23, 2010 12:52:29 AMtwidroid
Brb, checking into AA Wednesday, April 21, 2010 12:04:12 PMtwidroid
Am going to be pissed Wednesday, April 21, 2010 11:53:17 AMtwidroid
If any of you fuckers issue a warrant for my arrest, I Wednesday, April 21, 2010 11:52:53 AMtwidroid
Fuckin a I wajt thes fuckers and the, (that makes no sense but fuck it. I don't give a fuck) Wednesday, April 21, 2010 2:30:50 AMtwidroid
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk Wednesday, April 21, 2010 2:23:37 AMtwidroid
That'll be 4 socokes Tuesday, April 20, 2010 10:39:40 PMtwidroid
"Is Jfk jr speaking at the quick center?" Haliskoe: "nah that would never fly" Monday, April 19, 2010 11:20:22 PMtwidroid
Btw day one of drinking every night until may 23 is underway Monday, April 19, 2010 11:13:26 PMtwidroid
Just poured beer all over my pants. Looks like I pissed myself. Monday, April 19, 2010 11:06:45 PMtwidroid
I also realized that everyone is fucked up in the head. There is no normal. Sunday, April 18, 2010 2:14:39 AMtwidroid
Lantern point security guards who are 55 years old like to drink and smoke weed with college kids Sunday, April 18, 2010 2:12:33 AMtwidroid
What the fuck happened last night and where's my shit Saturday, April 17, 2010 11:40:30 AMtwidroid
Chilly now by high tide on the sound Saturday, April 17, 2010 1:09:26 AMtwidroid
Keith: "I'm like the fuckin Nostradamus of innebriation" Friday, April 16, 2010 10:39:06 PMtwidroid
The ass on that one. Jeesh Friday, April 16, 2010 7:26:24 PMtwidroid
Ok I should probably cut all this drinking out. But nah Friday, April 16, 2010 7:01:08 PMtwidroid
Dibs on that ass Wednesday, April 14, 2010 6:20:22 PMtwidroid
Fuck you, Apple Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:13:23 PMtwidroid
9am meetings, why don't you make it earlier... oh shit, she can read this Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:11:13 PMtwidroid
This is my management midterm. Best midterm evar: http://twitpic.com/1f6vyq Monday, April 12, 2010 7:36:43 PMtwidroid
Like the mover. Need a little fresh air Saturday, April 10, 2010 11:18:44 PMtwidroid
Hurts, don't it. Saturday, April 10, 2010 9:39:21 PMtwidroid
And it was all yellow Saturday, April 10, 2010 7:58:38 PMtwidroid
Gps sucks dick. In connecticut. It works well in NY. Saturday, April 10, 2010 6:01:29 PMtwidroid
Bus 8 is p I m p Saturday, April 10, 2010 5:28:56 PMtwidroid
On a scale of one to simmons, how much of a nancy is keith connors? Saturday, April 10, 2010 2:51:37 PMtwidroid
This is an absolute shit showq Saturday, April 10, 2010 1:36:14 PMtwidroid
Where the hell are my pants? Saturday, April 10, 2010 11:32:24 AMtwidroid
9pm... just about drunk. Not yet. Time for power hour. Friday, April 09, 2010 9:06:49 PMtwidroid
We should do the taxes hammered -@chaliskoe Friday, April 09, 2010 5:21:00 PMtwidroid
Cable management... Reminds me of work last summer. http://twitpic.com/1ecvdi Friday, April 09, 2010 4:19:19 PMtwidroid
For the love of God... the droid needs a breathalyzer app so I stop texting stupid shit. Just read some texts and facepalmed. Thursday, April 08, 2010 8:10:51 PMtwidroid
Dat ass Thursday, April 08, 2010 12:23:16 PMtwidroid
This is why I missed the quad. Thursday, April 08, 2010 12:18:54 PMtwidroid
Love these office computers. They're like my own little cloud. Encoding boxes, file transfers. So much better than my laptop. Thursday, April 08, 2010 10:52:42 AMtwidroid
Have I mentioned how hot I am? Thursday, April 08, 2010 1:02:32 AMtwidroid
81 = too damn hot. Ill take this all summer though bwcause there's no humidity Wednesday, April 07, 2010 4:31:08 PMtwidroid
The badonkadaonk Wednesday, April 07, 2010 1:02:23 AMtwidroid