Fuckin relax, we still coo for another couple billion years, plus earth'll be gone by then anyway https://t.co/cFeEcJI5OB
Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:54:32 PM from Twitter for Android
Let me explain to y'all how blackmail works... 8 years ago, at an out of control startup party, a married dude fucked someone in a closet and got caught by building security. The company was informed by the building but it never came out who it was. I know who it was.
Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:10:36 PM from Twitter for Android
Our startup changed owners and was bought out a couple of times. We are in the process of being absorbed into parent company and forgotten
So if they decide I'm no longer needed, some information might just happen to slip out if my exit package isn't good enough for me
Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:15:43 PM from Twitter for Android
Moral of the story. Keep your damn nose clean and don't ever do anything shady you wouldn't want coming back to haunt you because you never know who will bring you down, no matter how much time passes
Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:17:08 PM from Twitter for Android
I had enough of this shit
Thursday, December 17, 2020 10:06:42 PM from Twitter for Android
No, that acronym is not correct, Microsoft https://t.co/tnCdmtsnit
Thursday, December 17, 2020 01:58:15 PM from Twitter Web App
I'm mad fuckin NY is getting 12-16 inches of snow and we're only getting like one.
Wednesday, December 16, 2020 11:22:20 AM from Twitter Web App
Amazon CodeDeploy is a clunky, slow pile of shit that is impossible to debug and it takes fuckin forever
Gotta love these Chinese ESL Amazon descriptions... This is for an electric pepper grinder - convenient and funny! https://t.co/MGGses0tmV
@TeamYouTube Yeah, I have premium. This thing is infuriating to use.
Absolutely impossible to get it to shuffle my liked playlist. It started playing nonsense I never heard of. Does anyone who works on this team actually use the product, b/c it's not too hard to see how buggy it is. https://t.co/LRsb0XcHk4
Saturday, December 12, 2020 10:24:09 PM from Twitter for Android
Why is it not possible to thumbs up a @youtubemusic song on my @googlenest home? I can't do it from my display gui and when I asked via voice (multiple times) it lagged and then did it 8 times in a row.
This is basic.
Saturday, December 12, 2020 06:50:17 PM from Twitter for Android
@TXAG You're a fucking lunatic
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@realDonaldTrump @Varneyco THIS IS LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY
Whoever at @Microsoft was responsible for how MSMQ is managed through powershell is a fuckin asshole, specifically regarding clustered queues. Why do we have to set an environmental variable. Couldn't we just pass in the cluster role name?
Fuckin jagoff