I'm not a gun guy, but I pulled out a pair of shorts from last summer and found a 5.7x28mm shell in my pocket. The fuck?

Thursday, May 20, 2021 03:17:21 PM from Twitter Web App

@Jim_Jordan "Trust the common sense of the American People"

Your cult leader once suggested using light and bleach internally to cure Covid...

You sir, are a moron

In reply to @Jim_Jordan's tweet

Thursday, May 20, 2021 02:11:29 PM from Twitter Web App

My 2 year old was asking for a peanut butter and jelly and I heard "pee on daddy" and for a split second, I was like, where the F did I go wrong?

Tuesday, May 18, 2021 11:25:53 PM from Twitter for Android

@RMerlinDev Is there a limit on # of WiFi5 devices on one band (2.4ghz) on the AX88U before it starts getting unstable? I have 5-10 devices that use low bandwidth on an 87u, and the whole network is unstable and has high ping. 5ghz is fine

Tuesday, May 18, 2021 02:22:27 PM from Twitter Web App

I'm just thinking the AC87U has bad hardware and a strange chipset that folds under load. Considering this model is unsupported, I want to look into a new router.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, May 18, 2021 02:23:38 PM from Twitter Web App

Anyone else notice that ever since mental case hasn't been president anymore, my level of hating everything pretty much like stopped?

Sunday, May 16, 2021 11:36:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Leave Bill Gates alone. When you have billions upon billions of dollars, of course you're going to be able to do whatever the hell you want. Why are we surprised?

https://t.co/7xmtlFNQWR

Sunday, May 16, 2021 10:57:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Sanchez got a hit with the bases juiced? What a miracle, that .188 hitting bastard! Go El Gary!

Saturday, May 15, 2021 07:20:51 PM from Twitter for Android

We're all living in a simulation

Friday, May 14, 2021 09:44:25 AM from Twitter Web App

@JJFromTheBronx Thanks, Obama

In reply to @JJFromTheBronx's tweet

Friday, May 14, 2021 09:38:23 AM from Twitter Web App

This piece of shit coffee maker died on me after 4 years and I probably only used it about 50 times: https://t.co/LRzJLWi6eP

Friday, May 14, 2021 09:37:55 AM from Twitter Web App

There will never be any peace between Israelis and Palestinians/Hamas until humans decide to get rid of religion.

Prove me wrong

Friday, May 14, 2021 01:36:05 AM from Twitter for Android

Anyone using unsafe gas containers and pulling this kind of shit deserves nothing less than to catch on fire and burn https://t.co/fMFfKuq0fO

Thursday, May 13, 2021 09:37:09 PM from Twitter Web App

@Etekcity Did you discontinue the Voltson smart plugs (ESW01-USA)? I don't see them in your website and they're out of stock on Amazon. I hope there will be a similar product - I liked these, and the energy monitoring

Sunday, May 09, 2021 03:10:55 PM from Twitter for Android