This is pretty savage. Finally Google with some balls. They're like: "Eat my asshole, Roku" https://t.co/gwPnEBQcRz
No one wants to work shit jobs where you get abused by asshole customers for shit pay when you can just stay home and collect free money. Maybe pay better?
https://t.co/Rfq8duUPgB
Forget normal mushrooms on Mars. The real question is... Are they magic mushrooms? Can I go to Mars and trip balls? https://t.co/MDQxqVS6Zu
NOPE. You're an idiot, Alyssa. Even if you signed up for alerts, if something txts you about an unauthorized charge, log the fuck in and check manually. Don't do it from the message.
https://t.co/j3mhU1ag7E https://t.co/xeH6JZHMHq
I think I broke my fucking foot kicking a fucking cinderblock wall because I'm a fucking moron
Wednesday, May 05, 2021 11:02:11 PM from Twitter for Android
"We 'gon use your data to try and sell you shit. Even if you unsubscribe or opt out, we'll just create new lists and still contact you forever." #tos #privacypolicy
Hey, at least they're not bullshittin' you https://t.co/LmhoU4pGwj
@climate Fuck corn
@RFordMotivaSpkr @RMerlinDev This drives me batty about Asus. I wish they'd release fewer models and focus more on firmware updates. Maybe then they'd be more mainstream in stores. I made the mistake of getting the 87U back in the day. It used a weirdo chipset and they rarely updated it. Avoid obscure models
Droopy, turtle-faced bitch writes letter to education secretary so we can continue to glorify all the whites throughout history who never did anything wrong to natives or blacks https://t.co/qtwmAgxg1J
Prediction: They made their own CPU whose performance will be worse than Snapdragon and Apple chips, and it'll be buggy for a while
https://t.co/rv7rew3cVk
Thursday, April 29, 2021 04:00:22 AM from Twitter for Android
Do better that Apple for once
https://t.co/xBLhf5fkL9
Wednesday, April 28, 2021 07:26:40 PM from Twitter for Android
The baby boomers and WWII generation fucked this planet beyond repair for tens of thousands of years and now we're all slowly getting poisoned
https://t.co/B9ImRyfpQu
Wednesday, April 28, 2021 08:16:37 AM from Twitter for Android
HATE articles like this with clickbait misleading titles. Makes it sound like TMobile is getting rid of WiFi calling altogether when they're really just retiring an old version of it.
@cosminvasile @PhoneArena
https://t.co/CFaqjRjl0N
Wednesday, April 28, 2021 08:13:09 AM from Twitter for Android
I still can't get over how shitty that piece of shit PowerShell script was that the guy before left me with
Tuesday, April 27, 2021 10:19:32 PM from Twitter for Android