I'm sorry, but the engineer who did this is a gd asshole...

1) Pushing as "Administrator" directly from our build agent. I know who you are.
2) Stop polluting my repo with test commits https://t.co/bjX8UwUuy5

Tuesday, July 06, 2021 12:52:06 AM from Twitter Web App

This guy pitches like a piece of shit asshole without his spider tack. Can we get out money back.

https://t.co/GhIHOMgfkv

Monday, July 05, 2021 09:14:19 AM from Twitter for Android

There's actually nothing open. What is this apocalypse?

Saturday, July 03, 2021 12:46:05 AM from Twitter for Android

What kind of a bullshit Taco Bell is closed at 12:30 on a Friday night? In the city? The fuck

Saturday, July 03, 2021 12:36:46 AM from Twitter for Android

Confession: I my or may not miss despacito

Friday, July 02, 2021 11:06:50 PM from Twitter for Android

We screwed

https://t.co/kxFSN5WSZT

Thursday, July 01, 2021 04:24:14 PM from Twitter for Android

I found a bunch of NFC tags from like 8 years ago and when I scanned, them, they all contained text telling me to eat a dick

Wednesday, June 30, 2021 12:28:57 PM from Twitter Web App

So you think you're being healthy with all this BPA free plastic? Nope! Did they use BPS instead? Maybe. Plastic is fucking killing us all, damaging our brains, disrupting our endocrine system and slowly and ruining the earth. Fuck plastic
https://t.co/owGC6r10uJ

Tuesday, June 29, 2021 12:18:04 PM from Twitter for Android

A. blatica, a parasitic fungus, literally eats ass https://t.co/rVa25Ftzny

Tuesday, June 29, 2021 08:24:40 AM from Twitter for Android

My dog is farting so much, I'm gassed out in here... Literally the whole upstairs smells like farts.

Tuesday, June 29, 2021 02:12:44 AM from Twitter Web App

Just because John McAffee said that if he ended up dead it wasn't suicide, how do you prove that? It's the most genius way to die. Just straight out say you'll never kill yourself and plant a conspiracy theory, then do it and how can it ever be proven?

Saturday, June 26, 2021 02:25:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Lmfao. Trump supporters can't even do voter fraud right. Who gets caught and fined $500 + three days on jail voting for Trump twice, when millions voted illegally for Biden. You have to be an absolute SUCKER to get caught

https://t.co/0cK8kBZ2nq

Thursday, June 24, 2021 09:16:16 PM from Twitter for Android

BAHAHAH RUDY G disbarred in NYS for being a dumb asshole! I want a full press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping!

Thursday, June 24, 2021 05:35:27 PM from Twitter Web App

I was today years old when I learned there was a Yolo county in California from a Covid-19 infographic

Saturday, June 19, 2021 12:06:39 AM from Twitter Web App

God allegedly gives people free will. Big Dick Biden is giving people free will. It's called pro choice. He's not the one making decisions for people - let them make it. How is that a sin on his part. Leave him alone with this made up BS

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, June 18, 2021 11:57:47 PM from Twitter Web App