Dude when your company starts outsourcing dev work, no one gives a fuck. It's like the Hessians in the Revolutionary war. You can't win. Bunch of fuckin morons

Thursday, July 22, 2021 09:46:10 AM from Twitter Web App

We literally had a guy paste a read-write connection string for three of our apps' configuration management services in plaintext in a wiki. Literally anyone with that can read all of our secret configs You IMBECILE

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, July 22, 2021 09:47:46 AM from Twitter Web App

Now I have to scheduled a maintenance window and rotate them. Literally having these outsourced devs gives me more work than if they just didn't work for us

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, July 22, 2021 09:48:41 AM from Twitter Web App

We're in the middle of a mass extinction and society as we know it will collapse in the 2040s: https://t.co/A0JEzdbHSh

Wednesday, July 21, 2021 11:30:56 AM from Twitter Web App

WELP, this is depressing... Thanks for the cheery article, Google https://t.co/GsJpKA6FBq

Tuesday, July 20, 2021 12:33:56 AM from Twitter for Android

Dude, heath insurance companies are such a crock of shit. I just had a claim denied because out of the blue, they decided I could possibly have other coverage and the fuckers wanted the other company to pay. No, I don't have other coverage. Approve my shit

Monday, July 19, 2021 05:53:33 PM from Twitter Web App

Literally wiped the bar off and lost my mind because no one paid attention to me for 15 minutes when I was trying to close out my tab. Literally brought back shit memories from college

Saturday, July 17, 2021 09:06:35 AM from Twitter for Android

This is why I'm never allowed to drink anymore

Saturday, July 17, 2021 09:05:29 AM from Twitter for Android

It's 8:30 am and I'm still hammered drunk

Saturday, July 17, 2021 08:36:22 AM from Twitter for Android

I fuckin hate the bars

Friday, July 16, 2021 11:27:48 PM from Twitter for Android

"I'm throwing mental grenades" I need to hang out with the youngs more to learn their ways

Sunday, July 11, 2021 11:11:19 PM from Twitter for Android

"We smacked lips, we were making out...." are these the terms the kids these days are using? I'm too old for this shit

Sunday, July 11, 2021 11:02:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I sent a poop emoji to New Relic's deployments API and their portal cannot display the record, but their graphs do, and now this is going to be a very awkward support request to get them deleted

Thursday, July 08, 2021 10:25:47 AM from Twitter Web App

Fucking Ubuntu 20 LTS ships with an antique version of node, and when I upgraded it, everything fucked up

Wednesday, July 07, 2021 05:24:14 PM from Twitter Web App

I fucking HATE typescript, nodejs and any of these javascript languages with the fire of a thousand suns

Wednesday, July 07, 2021 05:21:28 PM from Twitter Web App