Get a load of this far right horseshit. What they're describing here is plain racism, not systemic racism. https://t.co/KQI9liHqEP

Thursday, October 28, 2021 11:15:19 PM from Twitter for Android

You want to know what systemic racism is? I was back home visiting my parents and my boy dropped me off at 2am. A cop though we were up to no good because we were in the driveway of a quiet white ass neighborhood. I had an out of state ID, but it was coo. We were white. He left.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, October 28, 2021 11:18:12 PM from Twitter for Android

If I wasn't white, it would have been a fucking problem, mark my words.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, October 28, 2021 11:18:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Coinbase is down. This better mean Shiba Inu coin goes to the moon. If it hits $1 like wacky Elon says it will, I'm paying off the house.

Wednesday, October 27, 2021 05:09:14 PM from Twitter for Android

My patience with Kent has been eliminated. Dude left a year ago and I'm still fixing all of his bullshit code https://t.co/2tTd0hqNZt

Wednesday, October 27, 2021 09:50:25 AM from Twitter Web App

Go Braves! Fuck the cheating fuckin Astros

Tuesday, October 26, 2021 11:29:53 PM from Twitter for Android

What's this shit you have to click twice now to send a tweet because of spaces? WTF are spaces. Fuckssake Jack

Tuesday, October 26, 2021 10:42:26 PM from Twitter for Android

@madebygoogle Bad form reminding me this is in my cart when the Pixel 6 Pro is completely sold out. Why would I need a case yet? https://t.co/06VpFQOegZ

Saturday, October 23, 2021 08:34:53 PM from Twitter for Android

JEFFREY! You dog. First you have Elon sending him giant silver metals and #2 statues. What a rebuttle! Just gonna build me a half billion dollar yacht - biggest in the world. Suck it Elon

https://t.co/ctH1TUxU9x

Saturday, October 23, 2021 12:32:58 AM from Twitter for Android

Who the fuck did this and why are they not being put foot first through a wood chipper?
https://t.co/djnSkubebj

Friday, October 22, 2021 11:13:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Look at this fucking cartoon license plate. Christ almighty https://t.co/8SPFA8jn8V

Friday, October 22, 2021 02:07:43 AM from Twitter Web App

@jayrjordan Mexico should just invade and take over Texas. Bunch of idiot Hicks passing idiotic laws.

In reply to @jayrjordan's tweet

Thursday, October 21, 2021 11:04:02 PM from Twitter for Android

By NO means is does this look like authentic New York pizza. By no means. https://t.co/PrQbYxmxXa

Thursday, October 21, 2021 10:54:41 PM from Twitter for Android

What in the actual fucking hell is wrong with people. I've lost all faith in humanity. Hit control-alt-delete on the human race, it's hopeless https://t.co/yPJk6IlmTr

Thursday, October 21, 2021 12:49:15 AM from Twitter Web App

@BarstoolHubbs This motherfucker Laz Diaz is still around? I remember that asshole calling shitty games when I was like 10 years old when the Yankees actually were good.

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Thursday, October 21, 2021 12:24:04 AM from Twitter Web App

I swear flies understand when you're trying to kill them and then become more elusive. IDK if I scared it or it's just me being way overly aggressive, but the minute I came into my office with my salt gun and said "I'm gonna kill this fuckin motherfucker" it vanished.

Thursday, October 21, 2021 12:11:27 AM from Twitter Web App