@Colithika Currently at a layover with the Mormons but on the way to Wyoming for a wedding
Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:55:27 PM from Twitter for Android
@Colithika Welcome back to the Twitter par-tayyy. Feel free to follow my lunacy. PS - We're in the same time zone rn bish
Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:47:03 PM from Twitter for Android
@Colithika Remember, when you're feeling down, tell them all to eat a dick. It always works. https://t.co/EgZgz1cbQl
Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:45:44 PM from Twitter for Android
N95s on planes are wonderful. Idk why I haven't done this before the coronas. I don't have to smell people's shitty perfumes and colognes
Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:44:24 PM from Twitter for Android
ELON you absolute SAVAGE. This guy has some pair of balls on him. The absolute cockiness and pettiness is outside of control. I usually want to hate on Elon but this is just hilarious.
https://t.co/bsxWD5MCvD
Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:06:21 AM from Twitter for Android
I mean, if he actually follows through that would be wild to see. Straight up pulling out his 6ft cock, smacking Bezos in the face and launching him to the moon
Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:08:25 AM from Twitter for Android
This is why Grimes had enough of this shit
Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:08:53 AM from Twitter for Android
@CSX GO FUCK YOURSELVES
Wednesday, September 29, 2021 06:25:45 PM from Twitter for Android
https://t.co/lqcf1Oz0s5
So about that billion dollars we're just giving to Israel for no reason...
Tuesday, September 28, 2021 02:10:29 PM from Twitter Web App
A video of Jeter's last at-bat walkoff just popped on and my nipples got so hard. Well, it's also that it's freakin freezing in my basement
blasting nips, just like everyone on 90s tv shows
Oh look. Katy Perry's hair is dark again. She looked like an asshole as a blonde https://t.co/v6zUMUYEQo
Monday, September 27, 2021 03:03:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Maybe I'm wrong and she's nice, but Ariana Grande rubs me the wrong way. She comes across as a nasty, rough around the edges bitch. But who the hell am I to say.
Saturday, September 25, 2021 08:06:37 PM from Twitter for Android
Oh Christ. I'm elderly https://t.co/PVqRWm8PGW
Saturday, September 25, 2021 12:58:49 AM from Twitter for Android
Unpopular opinion time, and idgaf. The FUCK are we doing spending a billion dollars on Israel's missile defense bullshit? Not our fucking problem.
420-9 vote. Out of 429 people, only 9 were against this fuckin nonsense?
Thursday, September 23, 2021 11:47:02 PM from Twitter for Android