Coinbase is down. This better mean Shiba Inu coin goes to the moon. If it hits $1 like wacky Elon says it will, I'm paying off the house.

Wednesday, October 27, 2021 05:09:14 PM from Twitter for Android

My patience with Kent has been eliminated. Dude left a year ago and I'm still fixing all of his bullshit code https://t.co/2tTd0hqNZt

Wednesday, October 27, 2021 09:50:25 AM from Twitter Web App

Go Braves! Fuck the cheating fuckin Astros

Tuesday, October 26, 2021 11:29:53 PM from Twitter for Android

What's this shit you have to click twice now to send a tweet because of spaces? WTF are spaces. Fuckssake Jack

Tuesday, October 26, 2021 10:42:26 PM from Twitter for Android

@madebygoogle Bad form reminding me this is in my cart when the Pixel 6 Pro is completely sold out. Why would I need a case yet? https://t.co/06VpFQOegZ

Saturday, October 23, 2021 08:34:53 PM from Twitter for Android

JEFFREY! You dog. First you have Elon sending him giant silver metals and #2 statues. What a rebuttle! Just gonna build me a half billion dollar yacht - biggest in the world. Suck it Elon

https://t.co/ctH1TUxU9x

Saturday, October 23, 2021 12:32:58 AM from Twitter for Android

Who the fuck did this and why are they not being put foot first through a wood chipper?
https://t.co/djnSkubebj

Friday, October 22, 2021 11:13:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Look at this fucking cartoon license plate. Christ almighty https://t.co/8SPFA8jn8V

Friday, October 22, 2021 02:07:43 AM from Twitter Web App

@jayrjordan Mexico should just invade and take over Texas. Bunch of idiot Hicks passing idiotic laws.

In reply to @jayrjordan's tweet

Thursday, October 21, 2021 11:04:02 PM from Twitter for Android

By NO means is does this look like authentic New York pizza. By no means. https://t.co/PrQbYxmxXa

Thursday, October 21, 2021 10:54:41 PM from Twitter for Android

What in the actual fucking hell is wrong with people. I've lost all faith in humanity. Hit control-alt-delete on the human race, it's hopeless https://t.co/yPJk6IlmTr

Thursday, October 21, 2021 12:49:15 AM from Twitter Web App

@BarstoolHubbs This motherfucker Laz Diaz is still around? I remember that asshole calling shitty games when I was like 10 years old when the Yankees actually were good.

In reply to @BarstoolHubbs's tweet

Thursday, October 21, 2021 12:24:04 AM from Twitter Web App

I swear flies understand when you're trying to kill them and then become more elusive. IDK if I scared it or it's just me being way overly aggressive, but the minute I came into my office with my salt gun and said "I'm gonna kill this fuckin motherfucker" it vanished.

Thursday, October 21, 2021 12:11:27 AM from Twitter Web App

Three more years of this useless bitch. Cancel the Yankees until 2024, or until Cashmen is either fired or dies. Hal's an idiot and George is spinning in his grave

https://t.co/eAfYM2kbPc

Tuesday, October 19, 2021 10:42:14 AM from Twitter Web App

Yes, because there are a lot of hick dumb motherfuckin rednecks in this state who have been brainwashed by Trump https://t.co/9pTEcEmJhD

Tuesday, October 19, 2021 10:39:58 AM from Twitter Web App